Silly little conspiracies you believe in

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Not serious ones like Diana was murdered etc, but silly little ones.

For example,

when it comes to wipes in a packet, I’m positive they rig it so more than one wipe comes out at a time. Then they make the sticky reseal not as sticky so they dry out quicker meaning you have to go and buy more instead of using what you’ve got

mind reading software.....👤

the paint one is also true....

I keep mine in a zip seal sandwich bag once opened.

Anything you buy to help with something actually makes it worse.

Did you pay by card or buy it online?

Mobile phones are designed to break after 2 years when your contract is up.

By card in a shop. Surely this tracking doesn’t extend to card use in shops too?!

Stop it! I can’t deal with this level of Black Mirror! 😅

The spoon in Nutella jars is deliberately designed to just about not fit — so you end up licking the lid like a gremlin.

My 46 and 43 yr old siblings think the same!

Squinting all over the place.

Being super short sighted and a glasses wearer since 11,do not understand their rationale🤣

Me too.

I had to sit through the film though and oh my god. I wanted to murder them all.

I really like the one about Catherine’s wedding dress

6 times I have had to go through the same temporary traffic lights today, every single time they are red.

There is a crossing I always cross at walking, everytime I have just missed it to go green so have to wait until it goes through the pattern before able to go green again but if I am driving through same lights I will always get stopped by a red light as green man is showing.

It's all useful data..........
Was it 'catcher in the rye'?

Cos I can call on different days, different hours and I always get that message

WHY DID the birth of a cartoon pig make headline news?! It was so odd.

I said silly little conspiracies. Nothing serious.

My husband thinks the same 🤔

Radio stations always play their adverts at the same time, when you are switching through stations looking for music every station is playing adverts.

There’s data that shows that on Twitter, it’s actually been deliberately set so the ad links open like this (ie. when you’re scrolling). So this is one that can actually be true!

Yes! Also TV channels.

When companies life Persil or Fairy release a new improved laundry powder, surface cleaner, etc they gradually make the previous 'best ever' products less effective so you have to try the next level up.

😂 😆 😆

I’ve thought that it always rains on the afternoon school run for years now. It starts five minutes before and finishes once we’ve got home. It’s a small window where you absolutely have to leave the house and can’t wait for the rain to stop

I KNOW that until I was 10 Santa was real.

My parents only started doling out the presents after that because there were too many greedy kids in the world and poor Santa had to retire.

He was 100% real when I was a kid.

No
doubt
about
it!