Dogs everywhere!

[WilmaFlintstone38]

In shops and cafes, barking and making people jump, tripping over them in the street... Seems everyone and their Auntie Flo has a dog nowadays.

If I die alone at home I don’t really care if my dog eats me to survive. That behaviour is more common in cats though.
You’ve not responded to my comment on how valuable service dogs are.
I think you need therapy for you deep rooted hatred of dogs. Is this something you would consider? It would be life changing.

Service dogs contribute to society, and don’t spoil a day out. Unlike the playthings.

“Some 73 percent of cases involved bites to the face, and just 15 percent had bites to the abdomen—which is the area of their prey's body usually consumed in the wild.”

That poster won’t pay any attention. They’ve a very black and white way of thinking - they comment and change names all the time. They bang on about how it was better in the eighties when there were less dogs and less better behaved dogs and the ones around were just roaming free and how they’d prefer to see badgers roaming the streets instead (bc of course we all know how much more friendly and less likely to attack a badger would be 🤣). Best response is just to have a chuckle at how ignorant they are.

I must say though that I’ve never seen so many anti dog posts that are focussed on dogs bum holes. There does seem to be a bit of perversion and kink on this thread.

Ad I’m typing I’m at a dog friendly cafe with my girl, she’s so well behaved. There’s at least another four dogs here and they’re as good as gold. It’s so lovely. It’s a shame the haters don’t embrace it - they’d find a lot more peace in life. Imagine what it must be like to live with people like them.

I have never posted about things being better in the eighties. Literally never. Or badgers. Baffling.

I do have a long list of shit experiences caused by dogs though, which no amount of therapy could reverse - they actually happened.

After a lovely long countryside walk to a beautiful country park where I indulged my dogs and enjoyed a coffee outside by the children’s play area; I am at peace. I can even pity poor Hangry. I’m sorry she has had bad experiences with dogs. I just hope that she doesn’t suffer similar from a man. Proportionally, women are far more likely to suffer sexual, physical and emotional abuse by a man than they are to be bitten by a dog.
My dog will protect me from that.

It common to hear stories like this below. You talk rubbish.

• Jack Russell Terrier (Colorado, 2023):
• A small terrier stayed by the side of her owner for 10 weeks after he died in the mountains, losing half her body weight but ultimately surviving.

Absolutely.

Sure, the odd anecdote. But corpse scavenging is so common a scientific paper was written about the phenomenon.

”Dogs tend to eat the face and throats of humans, then break the ribs and chew on bones. Cats, on the other hand, often strip skin from the nose, upper lip, and fingers (the same places, Rando notes, that they nip at when playing with a living owner). Scavenging is more common with dogs than cats, Byard adds, “but I don’t trust either of them.”

I am not going to link the paper as it is pretty graphic.

I honestly believe a Beagle would not eat a human owner if they died.

One of the characters in Game of Thrones got eaten by his wolf like dogs.

You obviously know very little about different breeds of dogs.

I don't know why I'm lowering myself to argue with you.

Dogs are amazing.

@HangryLikeTheHulk was the research you linked something you found when researching whether or not to have your own dog or cat? Have you got any on dogs arses as well?
Just seems odd to amass this knowledge about an animal you hate.

In the paper I read, one of the pets was a pug, and started eating the owner within just FOUR HOURS of her death.

Amazing at eating their owners corpses.

Go to Wetherspoons they don't allow dogs.

You are quite funny.

Are you poster that once listed about 20 incidents that had happened involving dogs? It was quite amusing. The poster was definitely unlucky.

I've been away for two weeks and excited to pick my two up from the kennels. At no point going forward am I going to worry about dying and them eating me. I mean if it happens it happens. Their waggy tails and cuddles will be cute though.

Pugs aren't the brightest dogs though.

It’s up to 21 now what with the two separate dogs which charged our lakeside bbq, and back then I forgot the one involving my other half’s elbow being bitten by a dog which raced out of an apartment, jumped up and bit. So now we’re on 22.

I've reached 53 without having any trauma with a dog. We were camping last night and the campsite owners dog came to see us with a stick. She just wanted us to play. Absolute beauty 😍

@HangryLikeTheHulk for someone who doesn’t like dogs, you have spent a lot of time researching things about them including reading papers on how quickly they would eat a human corpse 😳

@LemonCheesecake2025 never had a negative experience here either

22 negative incidents and has documented them all whilst simultaneously studying all things dog (from teeth to bum hole). Perfectly normal.

I am not sure what point you are trying to make. It is not the gotcha that you think it is. All animals have survival instincts and if they see a food source when starving, they will eat it. But the vast majority of dogs wont eat their owners. Cats are more likely to. Where is your hatred of cats?
They literally put their bumhole everywhere, and lick it all the time too. They shit in people's flowerbeds and kill wildlife.

And again, there have been cases of people eating the dead when they were desperate. There is no malice involved. It is basic survival.

That's the case with so many breeds tho, there are loads of breeds that are very dumb, and some that are completely neurotic. It's disturbing that weve bread them to be like that, just for out amusement and entertainment. And then there's all the hereditary conditions we've cultivated in them.. if you love animals surely it's sick?

It’s not supposed to be a “gotcha”. Pets are friendly and loyal because they get fed. The pug in the report I mentioned tucked into its owners head within 4 hours of her death. I mean, it didn’t take long to start munching. And people treat these dogs as a member of the family, try to give them human characteristics. Give them the right to access human spaces as though they were humans.

But if a human pissed randomly on peoples garden gates, if humans squatted down and queefed out horrendo-logs onto inviting picnic grass, if humans randomly ran up to you and grabbed your chest and licked your face, or if humans tucked into their cohabitants face within four hours of their death - we’d think it was very weird indeed.

This thread is about the negative experience people endure due to the ubiquity of the canine in human spaces. And dog owners apparently have no empathy at all, treating our valid opinions with utter disdain. Because they “love” their “loyal” dogs.

The very dogs that would be dining on them within hours of their deaths.

Again, that does not mean we can't trust dogs. Maybe that pug was already starving when the owner died. The rescue my own dog came from has rehomed a pair of greyhounds that had also started eating their owner after they died at home. That does not make them dangerous or not to be trusted when you are still up and about.

Why are you holding dogs to human standards? They are animals, not humans, so they are not bound by the same laws as we are. If you took your child to the zoo and saw a great ape having a fiddle with it's penis (which does happen), would you laugh it off and say that is what animals do? I bet you would be complaining to the the staff about it. Filthy animals not living by human rules.

It is ok to not like dogs. It is not ok to say shit like dog owners get off by picking up poo, or find it kinky to express dog anal glands. Do you get off when you change a nappy? Because that is your twisted logic... and so typical of the more extreme dog haters on here. It is not enough to just not like dogs... you have to come out with utter drivel too.

The only reason I mentioned the erotic / kink stuff was because the dog lovers did it first, insinuating that those who don’t like dogs only ever talk about their anuses and excrement and must therefore have a kink. That dynamic was not introduced by me, I simply responded like for like.