to be bloody annoyed that staff in Pizza Express have just looked me up and down and sneered at me before telling me in their most patronising tones that they were fully booked?

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am bloody sick of people making assumptions about me because i am under 30 and have more than one child.

i have 3. big deal.

that does not make me uneducated, inferior, unclean or anything else that apparently Pizza Express do not approve of.

i should have booked. fair point. but the sneering glance - proper top to toe superior snooty down-the-nose type - and over patronising tones were TOTALLY UNECESSARY!!!!

i am pissed off.

and waiting for dominos to deliver.

thank you for listening.

Well, they work in Pizza Express. Remind them.

They may have been unfriendly and snooty, but I really doubt very much this had anythign to do with your age or your children.

and it also looks as if my spelling has gone down the pan too

Oh don't worry it was probably your car they were judging you for rather than your children

... maybe they were just full

and face it, it could've been Pizza Hut and that would have been far far worse

could you be a leeetle bit paranoid and touchy? Are you sure they sneered at you? Maybe it's just the way they look, poor dears

I find dominoes pizzas much nicer than pizza express anyway. Their loss, not yours.

i was too upset and embarrassed so left as quick as possible.

maybe i am being paranoid then - but certainly round here, if you're not at least 35 before you start dropping sprogs, then you are seen as mere innocents that obviously weren't paying attention in biology that day.

apologies to all readers over 35, no offence meant.

didn't take the car. maybe i should've

you're all right.

i'm being totally over sensitive.

damn i need a drink

wats are you hacking into my pc? twas what i ordered - with a personal made-up 1 just for me

Dominos is very anti-abortion though.

I will never eat in Pizza Express ever again!!!!

About 4 years ago a load of us went for a meal there. We all thought the pizzas were horrible and we complained about them. We all got very very sick the next day and my Dad contacted Environmental health. Nearly everyone who had eaten there in the past week had got sick so they investigated. The Chef had been given a warning about using his mobile while at work so he spat on the pizzas and other bodily fluids were found too.

I just cant go in another Pizza Express even though the chance of it happening again is very slim.

I love pizza express.They are always friendly to me. I have 4 children. But the I am really OLD.

It was just urgh when we were told. Fair enough normal food poisoning sometimes cant be helped but the fact it was intentional makes it so much worse.

We were all very happy when he was given 6 months in prison. We had no idea it carried a jail term we thought he'd be fined.

I didn't think you could book unless it was for a big party? Or maybe they just don't let me book.

Last week DS3 had the most fantastic Pizza Express party - for a small fortune nice smily chef guy talked a bunch of 6 year olds through how to make a pizza. Then they ate them. I came home in love with the place.

I am bloody ancient though. And now I know about the bodily fluids it all feels wrong...

Yeah I didn't. But last year I did my food and healthy safety course with work and you can get years if someone dies of some type of food poisoning caused by your neglect.

Slur, so no foetus and anchovy specials then?

nice