Would this piss you off? DP comment on day out

[JadeJ91]

Day out yesterday, historical seaside town with various lovely view points. DP a bit grumpy all day and not paying a lot of interest to anything. Anyway, at one particular location I asked him what he thought of the view and he said ‘not great really….hang on, it’s just got a lot better now’ just as an attractive woman walked past, and he joked about her bum being the highlight of his day so far.

A bit disrespectful, surely? I told him to shut up and he said I should lighten up and ‘have a laugh’

Never have, never will, but you must quantify‘ ‘feverishly banging out’ for clarity….

And here you are @Tristan5 unable to move on…

Back again …

So far today he’s had a coffee In the garden
a Diet Coke with friends in the garden
and now going to mow

the entire time watching this thread and kicking himself for not being cleverer when he posted about the incredible sex life he has but neglected re to name change when he then complains how it is non existent

Maybe he should get a hobby.

what could be more fun than this?

Chlamydia

What could be more entertaining than this?

Your wife seeing the posts you have made in the sex forum about your incredible sex life.

And then posting her bafflement and then laughter about fact in RL you constantly berate her for being “dead below the waist”…. That would be entertainment!

The seagulls follow the fishing boat because they think they’re going to get the fish.

Eric Cantona

Sardines

i love fact that you will never ever post about your sex life (either the lie - that it’s amazing or the truth, that it’s a desert) on mumsnet under this name again

and if you user name change… will be so easy to know precisely who it is 😆

I mean you haven’t once today, which is a record for you!

Oh, bless!

Good grief!!

And just who is contributing to all this nonsense??

I meant head rolls of course. Got carried away!

I find when they get to being arseholes when out with you and idle fuckers when at home... it's because what you're asking them to do is taking time away from what THEY want to do...

Often (but not limited to):
Gaming
Chasing someone else.

The less they invest in real life with you, because they're investing in some fantasy life, whether thats absorbed in gaming or in chasing some other potential partner... the more grating and annoying perfectly normal aspects of real life become, and the less appealing enjoyable events are...

So then they're even more of an arsehole... and round and round it goes.

Get him to belt up or piss off.

What rubbish! My husband felt secure in the knowledge that he made me feel loved and wanted, and therefore was comfortable about commenting about other women. I might ask what he thought about how a woman looked if I saw one. He would answer openly and honestly. I never felt jealous at all because his actions showed how he felt about me. I never felt that he would be likely to cheat on me. When you marry, or have a real relationship, it doesn’t shut your eyes to attractive people. You can’t just switch off, but you choose where your priorities lie. Mine were always with my husband.
I should also say that he complimented me if I had new clothes, or a new hairdo. Often he would tell me I looked lovely even if neither of those applied.
I realised that:
a) he married me because he loved me
b) he thought I was beautiful
c) if he had the urge to stray, nothing I did would bring him back
d) I trusted him
There’s a saying that’s something like - if you put a partner on a short lead, they will fight against it. If you give them leeway, they will stay.
i don’t know if that’s true but we were happily together for 57 years.
And he knew I fancied the pants off Johnny Mathis (yes, I know he’s gay) and Sidney Poitier, but that was fine by him. 😀

I would be more put out by the all day grump rather than the comment.

Sulking is so unattractive

The gift that keeps on giving, thanks to all of you!

Just back from Friday night curry with my imaginary wife, to be met with multiple notifications and abusive PMs, thanks - very classy.

My imaginary wife is just pouring me a single malt, we’ll now chill for the evening and be happy.

I wish all of you the happiness that we have together.

Xx

I’d hazard a guess the abusive PMs are party of you imaginary world as well.

See you in about 3 hours, when you have to get the last word in again.

Love the stereotypical “my wife is pouting me a single malt”. She’s a good woman.

It’s raining heavily here now…..

Still no post on the sex forum @Tristan5
hooray!! 🥳

If your wife is reading… you ate aware @Tristan5 posted this?