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What’s something that screams ‘I’m broke, but trying to look rich’

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Booyakashaa · 05/06/2025 21:40

Saw thing on Instagram threads, mostly Americans, would love to see what MN’ers think

Just for fun

I think…anything Michael Kors

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VibeCurator · 05/06/2025 23:25

I actually love matching outfits on kids! I used to sometimes do it with my boys but they’re too old now. My friend has 2 little girls and they often look adorable in matching dresses.

TheMagicDeckchair · 05/06/2025 23:26

The comments about supermarkets bags for life remind me of those novelty key rings they sold in the 90s “my other car’s a Ferrari”!

We replaced our car earlier this year. Buying new was a no-brainer as the finance deal/discounts made it cheaper than buying nearly new- or paying outright for that matter. Plus we’ve had issues before with used cars, even ex-demos, but never with a brand new car. The particular make/model has only been in the UK since 2024 so there isn’t loads for sale anyway.

it replaced a 9 year old car with reliability issues. Our other car is nearly 7 years old and we have no plans to change it. We buy on finance, pay it off and keep our cars for a while. Some people prefer to lease and change every 3 years and continue paying the monthly fee. It’s down to individual circumstances which works best.

iwentjasonwaterfalls · 05/06/2025 23:26

IOnlyWantSexMoneyPowerAndRevenge · 05/06/2025 23:20

Its like surgery. You can only tell the "bad" ones so everyone assumes all surgery is bad. Just because you don't notice the good ones not because there aren't any.

Im not into labels so don't buy them or fakes but there are some good fakes out there otherwise there wouldn't be so many services offering to verify your bag.

ETA about 10 years ago MN went mental over some fake Chloe Paddingtons. Apparently they looked real and a LOT of people seemed to buy them and were delighted with them.

Edited

Ah that makes sense, thank you! I can totally see why people would get the good fakes - you could probably get 3 or 4 fakes for the price of 1 real one!

MiracleCures · 05/06/2025 23:27

Big white SUVS.
Hot tubs

IOnlyWantSexMoneyPowerAndRevenge · 05/06/2025 23:28

@bert3400 that doesnt happen as much as you like to think it does.

GarlicMile · 05/06/2025 23:29

Many years ago, I'd have said polyester that looks 'just like' silk or wool, and faux leather. Now actual designers sell poly clothing and 'vegan leather', most bets are off. I'll go along with cheap designer knock-offs but some of the mid-price ones are very good.

Michael Kors bags are indestructible. I sold mine because I found it uncomfortably stiff, but I reckon they aren't a bad choice for anyone whose bag gets heavy use. I can't afford a car so I have to flaunt my poverty on the bus 😂

I also have a poverty face (no tweaks), poverty hair (box dye & bathroom scissors) and poverty teeth (stained, misshapen). But my shoes and bags are leather!!!

Calling · 05/06/2025 23:29

Sundaymorningcalla · 05/06/2025 22:26

Depends on your wealth and how you define an every day person.

I saw your pre-edited comment.

Some choose to lease a new car for the convenience of knowing they won't be hit with unexpected bills.

You call it financial missmanagement, depending on your financial situation it is actually a pretty smart choice.

Given the option of leasing a brand new car or buying it outright, lease is the financially better option every time hands down. Invest the capital you would use to buy it and use the returns to pay the rental.

But would the rate of interest on the car loan be bigger than the rate of interest that you get with any investment?

TheCoralMoose · 05/06/2025 23:30

ButteredRadish · 05/06/2025 23:15

Please see my comment about Motability. Also. Where do you suggest getting an older car from if nobody ever buys them new?! Think about that for a minute……. As I said, Motability currently have 69,000 (brand new) vehicles on the road and two thirds of those are SUVs. Why? Because those of us who physically cannot bend in any way shape or form, can only get into higher up vehicles such as SUVs & MPVs. That’s why crossovers have become so popular (especially non-4x4 ones), elderly & disabled drivers!
I can assure you, I am not trying to be impressive with my 72 plate large SUV I’m just trying to have a vehicle I can actually get into, keep my mobility scooter in on its hoist and also get my child in there somewhere. What you can’t see, is that there’s only one rear seat, my boot is full of mobility scooter so nowhere for shopping and the driver’s side is fully adapted.

I know a few people who have motorbility cars. They are ford fiestas or skoda octavia. The people work.
Certainly not mercedes or bmw land rover etc. They could not afford them.

I hate SUV vehicles. Unless you live on a rural farm or on a moor you dont need one.

justasking111 · 05/06/2025 23:31

Those Ralph Lauren children's shirts last forever. They're on the third grandson now and still look like new.

My neighbours get new cars every three years. It gives them pleasure. Mine is 19 years old 😂

TheCoralMoose · 05/06/2025 23:32

GarlicMile · 05/06/2025 23:29

Many years ago, I'd have said polyester that looks 'just like' silk or wool, and faux leather. Now actual designers sell poly clothing and 'vegan leather', most bets are off. I'll go along with cheap designer knock-offs but some of the mid-price ones are very good.

Michael Kors bags are indestructible. I sold mine because I found it uncomfortably stiff, but I reckon they aren't a bad choice for anyone whose bag gets heavy use. I can't afford a car so I have to flaunt my poverty on the bus 😂

I also have a poverty face (no tweaks), poverty hair (box dye & bathroom scissors) and poverty teeth (stained, misshapen). But my shoes and bags are leather!!!

I box dye but no way could i cut my own hair i dont have the aptitude or dexterity.

iwentjasonwaterfalls · 05/06/2025 23:32

TheCoralMoose · 05/06/2025 23:30

I know a few people who have motorbility cars. They are ford fiestas or skoda octavia. The people work.
Certainly not mercedes or bmw land rover etc. They could not afford them.

I hate SUV vehicles. Unless you live on a rural farm or on a moor you dont need one.

There are definitely BMWs and Mercedes available on Motability.

VibeCurator · 05/06/2025 23:34

Anything Michael Kors gives me the “I can’t afford any high end designer brands, so I got this and pretend” I would never judge anyone with anything unbranded, however I defo judge the tramp stamp that is Michael Kors.

I think that’s the appeal, buying something with a name on it that’s more expensive than a typical high street bag but far far less than a proper designer bag. They were really popular a few years back but I don’t see so many about now? What is a good alternative in a similar price bracket?

picklyjuice · 05/06/2025 23:34

Definitelymaybenoyes · 05/06/2025 22:03

Most cars with new number plates! (I'm aware many get these for work so that's a bit different).

The fact of the matter is, most people can't afford a new car outright but for some INSANE reason this nation insists on persuading random strangers that they are indeed loaded by driving around in a car that they can't afford. When I see them, I do often think if the person driving it knows it's the biggest depreciating asset a person can own.

I'm all for a BMW 1 series with an old number plate if it's got low mileage and runs well!

True, but a lot of the brand new plated cars are company cars. I agree though when I see ones that clearly aren’t!

edit - wow face palm 🤦‍♀️ I clearly didn’t read your post thoroughly enough

GarlicMile · 05/06/2025 23:35

The north face. Specifically jackets - I thought City traders got 'em free at work? So they would signify either actually rich and wearing a free jacket, or fond of outdoor activities in shit weather? Or a County Lines dealer, but I doubt they choose their coats to look rich Confused

Definitelyrandom · 05/06/2025 23:35

I take my Morrisons bags for life into Waitrose. Have I got this the wrong way round? Though Tbf I do tend to shop in Waitrose for the yellow label reduced items.

Ireolu · 05/06/2025 23:35

Poor Michael Kors so much disdain for the brand.

This thread needs the laugh react button. So many gems in the comments.

AmateurNoun · 05/06/2025 23:36

Stud earrings with a designer logo (eg Vivienne Westwood or Chanel)

Lampzade · 05/06/2025 23:37

Agree that this thread is mean spirited .
Will not bother reading anymore

juggleit · 05/06/2025 23:39

Definitelymaybenoyes · 05/06/2025 22:03

Most cars with new number plates! (I'm aware many get these for work so that's a bit different).

The fact of the matter is, most people can't afford a new car outright but for some INSANE reason this nation insists on persuading random strangers that they are indeed loaded by driving around in a car that they can't afford. When I see them, I do often think if the person driving it knows it's the biggest depreciating asset a person can own.

I'm all for a BMW 1 series with an old number plate if it's got low mileage and runs well!

I have a new lease hire car every three years as I wont
Buy second hand any more as just can't put up with stuff breaking on them all the time. I'm really not trying to impress anyone with my new number plate - infact I couldn't give a shiny shit what anyone thinks about my material belongings. Blame car manufacturers for over complicating Modern cars that mechanics need a PHD to understand them and fix any faults! @

Angrymum22 · 05/06/2025 23:40

LimitedBrightSpots · 05/06/2025 22:53

I have a friend who is very well off (at least, compared to me 😂) and she says she likes the freedom to do exactly what works for her. You wouldn't know it to look at her kids as she dresses them in supermarket stuff (she especially likes the Tu stuff as she says it's quite good for lanky kids) and wears cheap stuff, quite often Primark or H&M, herself. She has ADHD and runs hot, and finds expensive clothes are often too thick and sweaty for her. She does spend a lot on shoes though - one good-quality pair of boots, trainers, wellies, flats, heels, each replaced when it needs to be. She says that she's learnt with ADHD and kids that impulse-buying is a real issue, and it's necessary for her mental health to have routines in place not only for everyday life but also for making purchases so it's all "automated" in a way that reduces stress - when one item wears out or is outgrown, exactly the same item is ordered again (in a size bigger if necessary) and it's a real stress for her if she can't get hold of the same item again. She buys the next size up on stuff on Vinted a lot. We've had some very interesting conversations about this!

The one thing she seems to spend a lot on is treating her kids and friends (including us sometimes) to cakes and coffee in an expensive cake shop near their school. It's bizarre. She'll invite us there wearing joggers with holes in the knees and a cheap t-shirt and then insist on buying the kids whatever really expensive cake they want and the adults coffee at £5 plus for a cappuccino and insist on paying for everyone.

I'm not sure quite where she fits in your thread, OP, but it did make me think of her.

I think fundamentally to be rich you need to understand value for money. Dressing children in expensive designer clothes is not economically sound. DS would grow out of clothes in weeks. He was dressed in Tescos and Asda clothes until he was at least 10. Then, because he was sporty we moved on to sports direct. It’s only since his late teens that he’s been a bit more label focused but he does like quality.

His best friend’s parents are far wealthier than us but like us don’t waste money. His mum is a good friend of mine and we are currently enjoying shopping on Vinted and eBay for bargains. I bought a pair of linen/silk trousers (poetry) this week for £12. They are £195 new, and the pair I bought are brand new with tags. That means I have £183 to spend on something else, or not spend at all.

We live in an affluent area where until the advent of Vinted, dress agencies were very popular. After wearing an outfit for a wedding it was normal to sell it on if you were unlikely to wear it again.

DS lived in his school sports kit through yrs11-13 so that was cheap. Now he’s in his vintage quality stage it’s up to him. Although he’s still getting the wear out of his school sports kit at uni ( he went on a number of sports tours where their kit was sponsored so he has a lot of it).

I have always encouraged him to buy quality so that it lasts. It’s only the last couple of years that he’s stopped growing and has started to build up a wardrobe.

I prefer to waste money on things that will save me money in the longterm like domestic appliances that are economical to run. In the last 3 years I’ve cut our energy bills by 50% and this has covered the cost of the appliances over 2 years.

Stretching yourself beyond your means ultimately creates debt. 40 years of living within our means has resulted in us being able to retire early on a similar income to what we’ve been used to. Although we no longer have the overheads so have a lot more disposable income. DS may have missed out on designer clothes when he was younger but he doesn’t expect us to indulge him now and often declines the offer of new clothes or gadgets. He usually only has one or two things on his Christmas list and for the last few years has deferred a birthday present until he needs to replace something. Last year he asked for a new Xbox as a joint Xmas/birthday gift.
It has always astonished me how much people spend on Christmas gifts. DS was aware of how much some of his friends received and he always said that he wasn’t interested in lots of stuff. In fact the only thing he is really insistent on at Xmas is Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.

If you bring children up in an environment where they are bought expensive clothes, the latest games consoles and designer trainers they are always going to expect them.

TheCoralMoose · 05/06/2025 23:40

iwentjasonwaterfalls · 05/06/2025 23:32

There are definitely BMWs and Mercedes available on Motability.

I dont dispute they are but not everyone on receipt of motorbility can afford them.

ChevronShoes · 05/06/2025 23:40

Daisydiary · 05/06/2025 21:53

Kids in Ralph Lauren 😬

We are rich and our kids wear RL.

GarlicMile · 05/06/2025 23:41

@VibeCurator, my handbags are Osprey and Paul Costelloe. Nicely made of good leather. They don't come with massive, shiny logo charms, though, so I couldn't say they're a straight MK replacement.

Oh, just remembered I have a Fossil bag too! The massive, non-shiny branding charm that came on it weighed a fucking ton, so I promptly binned it.

Habbyhadno · 05/06/2025 23:42

A nonsensical personalised number plate

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