Mummy Pig Went Private!

[MyOliveHelper]

Evie Pig was born in the Lindo Wing even though Mummy Pig has mentioned the COL crisis. I think it was a response to the chronic underfunding and poor performance of the NHS. Saying that, the Lindo isn't infallible.

Did you go private? Would you? Could you?

I can't understand why she only had one lol.
Usually 8 to 12 in a litter lol.
Private every time.

You just need to find yourself a doctor to marry, become a lesbian and you’re almost there. 😂

I think Miss Rabbit will be the Midwife.

I couldn’t afford to go private but I don’t get the judgment for those that do. Surely if we all live the NHS the ideal situation is people who can afford to do so paying for private care, not burdening an already creaking system?!

Helped by Dr Brown Bear .

Will he offer her any pain-relief medicine that tastes of carpet-flavoured socks?!

If it’s good enough for the Princess of Wales… no chance of her using an NHS hospital and being left in her own blood and vomit as described in another thread.

My favourite MN thread, ever! 😂

Well done Mommy Pig.
Good for you.
I didn't go private but absolutely would have done if I could have.

That’s because Madam Gazelle is a vampire.

Here is the evidence about madam Gazelle this is why she never ages

I don't understand why Mummy Pig only has one piglet at a time. Last time I visited a pig farm, the sows were happily feeding a minimum of 5 babies each.

Never mind that; why do they eat sausages at a barbecue?!

Maybe being smaller she was quicker to draw than expected.

I would for the postnatal care. Midwives are swamped these days.

I hate to tell you but pigs will eat anything, including each other! Don't stand still too long in the pig pen.

If I had the funds I'd have an independent midwife, home appointments, no conveyer belt care, another home birth . Alas funds don't stretch that far so I would have my third NHS home birth if we are lucky enough to get a third to stick.

Well, I thought the picture looked photoshopped.

#conspiracytheories

Has a birth photo been released yet - or even a trotter in soft focus?

😂😂😂

love this!

It's like champagne socialists being proud of using limited taxpayer money to send their children to state schools, reducing resources for children whose parents can't afford private.
For some reason they think they deserve a round of applause!
The NHS was set up for poor people. Rich people just paid for doctors whereas the poor died in the street.

You can complain about the COL and still chose private. Perhaps Grandpa Pig flogged his boat.

I think you're overthinking quite a lot over a fictional cartoon character...I doubt there is a political message ffs 🙄

My kids are at an age where I'm more invested in the goings on in Peppa's family than anyone elses, except maybe a certain Australian puppy.

😆😆 however isn’t the one with all the kids mummy rabbit, miss rabbit’s sister?