To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

If he is a straight man with a microphone I pass.

Isn't he anti vaxx? Or believes in flat earth or lizard conspiracies?
I think he'd want to move us all to a cave in the Highlands but he'd be hopeless at organising and expect you to pack all the survival stuff.

She’ll probably pop up in a minute to ramble drunkenly at me for saying so

All of the above and his uncanny ability for impressions showing my age if I mention Ali G 😁.

Each to their own of course, and I could be wrong, but I have only ever heard good things about Chris Martin

Prince William.

Gregg Wallace. I think someone posted a link here to an article about his average day ages ago and he seemed to be an irritating, self absorbed cunt way before his big controversy a few months ago.

Jamie Oliver. I get the feeling he’d have a right old whinge if you gave the kids anything like fish fingers even once in a blue moon. Can’t stand him.

Rebekah Vardy. Horrible, thick, probably still banging on about bloody Colleen Rooney being a meany for rightfully suing her.

Whenever I've seen him on anything it's always taken me by surprise what a great and self deprecating sense of humour he has. His episode of Extras is also one of the best ones.

Really, have you met him too because that's pretty much what I've heard from the women I know who met him at car events etc.

So would I. Socialists are filthy. Especially the leafletty ones.

Oh no, I think he'd be filthy in the wrong way, never scrubbing his fingernails after being on the allotment, and expecting the women to make the tea at union meetings.

I think he might at a pinch make the tea, but sure as hell wouldn’t collect the plates and cups afterwards and wash them up put them back in the cupboard and wipe down the sink and work surfaces.

I can’t agree with the Tom Cruise hate - I like a driven man and he seems so passionate about what he does - I could convert to Scientology for him!

I think Ryan Reynolds would be a nightmare - I mean he’s really handsome but he comes across as thinking he’s so clever and strikes me as the type of guy who likes to tell you he’s a nice guy, and that type never really is.

Maybe it's the weird way he ditches his wives at the age of 33

Nah. Nothing self deprecating about taking your daughter to a debutante ball. Introducing his daughter into rich society (traditionally to find a husband) when he waffles on about being "normal". Please.
I got tickets to see Coldplay in a few months. My son was desperate to go so I am really pleased someone else has offered to go in my place.

Or take home the tea towels to wash and dry.

I could imagine Tom Cruise being really controlling and quite nasty behind closed doors. I know if you leave scientology you are discommunicated but really, what sort of man just drops his daughter like he seemed to?

Also: Scientology. Just no.

Yes and anyone who knew about the lengths Katie Homes had to go to in order to free herself from him would not want to be his wife, that’s for sure!

Mimi, Nicole and Katie all seemed bloody delighted to escape him. The man can act, but I wouldn’t want any woman I care about within a mile of him.

I got tickets to see Coldplay in a few months. My son was desperate to go so I am really pleased someone else has offered to go in my place.

Because he took his daughter to a debutants ball 😂😂😂…..massive overreaction don’t you think!

Blake Lively
Ryan Reynolds
Kanye West
Chris Pratt
Gal Gadot

Tbf I was taken to see Coldplay at the O2 (may have been Wembley, I've largely blocked the memory 🤣) as a client work thing, not optional, all expenses paid etc. Long before Apple was debutante age. It was dreadful and I was glad of the free VIP bar. So it's understandable not going out of choice!

I was at one of their concerts recently and it was outstanding

Robbie Williams. Wasn’t he singing while his wife was in labour, or something annoying like that?