To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

I bloody love Jeremy

Robbie Williams

Has anyone not married Noel Edmunds yet? Apologies if anyone is eating.

Another vote for any of them here. Although I quite like Stephen Mangan and Richard Osman ...

Although I'm not a lesbian I'm going to vote out Victoria Coren Mitchell and Steph McGovern, they get right on my nerves. I like only connect but I can't watch it because Victoria CM thinks she's so cowing hilarious. Bleugh!

Perhaps we could share Michael 😂 I think he'd be lovely to be around - just not full time!

I hope that when they 'swerved him' they did the sound of squealing tyres...

I've known several women who've met Jeremy C and everyone of them says it doesn't come across well on TV but he's as hot as Hades in real life, they all became fans after meeting him when they weren't before. He was apparently really lovely to one of them when she accidentally blocked him from getting somewhere to film, she apologise profusely after realising she was in the way but he spoke to her telling her it was fine and not to worry etc. It's not how I imagine he'd be TBH but she was cockahoop over it.

I imagine being married to Donald Trump is the worst of all. Melania must really value her gold plated homes and designer clothing. I’d rather live in a rented flat and do without the luxury goods.

I agree about David Tennant, he's absolutely unbearable, and his ghastly friend, Michael Sheen (shudder).

Can’t bear Judy Love!

George Clooney

Apart from the fact he is in the closet, he's also a wanker in real life.

Ryan Reynolds: self obsessed try-hard with an aura of simmering rage under the surface

There are estimated to be between 4 and 6 million different podcasts. About everything from food to football to philosophy to physics to fishing to feminism to friendship to Friends.

Let's say two thirds of them are presented by men. Do you think those men have much in common?

Would totally do him. Pure fucking filth, and no problem having an after party fag.

Ugh, yes. He's the sort to talk AT you, rather than to you - loves the sound of his own voice. Plus he probably stinks of cigarettes 🤮

You’d shag Jeremy Corbyn? Ugh, no.

I'd rather live in a shop doorway!!
Couldn't imagine life with the orange buffoon.

Nick Knowles just gives off the vibe of being self absorbed and big headed. I have to admit that when his relationship with Suzi Perry ended I was glad for her.

Peter Andre
Amanda holden
Katie price
Kerry katona
Joe squash
Joe wicks
Prince harry

We were talking about Jeremy Clarkson. Who IMO is gross.

I however would do Jeremy Corbyn every day of the week 😄

Corbyn no. I imagine he has galloping excema. Lots of flakes.

Clarkson, oh yes.

That is not an opinion that would be shared by many if any in Wrexham.

Well they can marry him then 🤷

I stood beside him in the book tent at Cheltenham Festival... He was just there as another customer...

I was within earshot of him for about 15 mins... Vile man

The Matt fella from Busted. Utterly self absorbed.