I'm a stuck up bitch , want to know why?

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So I've been seeing a bloke , was set up through a friend (it's her brother)
Couple of dates, good so far. Tonight the plan was for me to drop in on him , pick him up for a dog walk (I'm dog sitting at mo)
I get there, he invites me in, the house STINKS. The curtains are shut, but it's not messy or anything. It must have shown on my face (it was very strong) He then said the romantic words all women want to hear "I just love sitting at home farting"
I thought he was joking, he wasn't. Because I thought that was grim, I am a stuck up batch apparently.

This is what I've been wondering. He went to all that trouble to fart out his house when he could have just said "look, it's not you; it's me." If we're right he's even more of a loser.

Nope, not how it is

Hahahahahaha he was fine on the two dates we've been on and he was the active pursuer so no it wasn't this way round

I wouldn’t find it funny if my brother called my friend a stuck up bitch

I'm seeing her later - I am anticipating the conversation will go like this:

Her: how's it going with Fred? (not his real name)
Me: You'll never guess what happened the other day (recounts story)
Her: What a silly bastard - the stinky twat.
Both: shall we put the kettle on and swipe through Tinder?

Bye bye. sounds like a very childish, inconsiderate person.

We all like a lovely big fart at home. We don't do it 3 minutes before our new love interest comes over. Grim.

I’m in a hotel room and I literally busted out loud loud loud laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 can’t stop now this comment has given me the funnies

Ugghhh this would knock me sick I have a weak stomach for smells... the thought of it is making my face change🤮

It's a man thing.They think it's funny but it's immature.

So....how did it go with your friend? Dying to hear her reaction!

My BIL thinks farting is funny, he happily sits and does it right next to you, or walking through a supermarket. He's loud and he stinks! He's been known to fart in the car and lock the windows so no one can get any fresh air. Minging! He's never called me a bitch for moaning at him, I just get the 'Oh, you must be like the Queen, you don't fart then!'

Of course he loves sitting at home farting. He's an ARSE!

Reaction was as expected! She thinks he's a dickhead

The answer is clear, isn’t it?

Show me a man who's been single for too long 🤣
Glad your friend reacted as expected OP. Her brother was either testing your reaction or really has forgotten how to behave in company.

He wasn't testing my reaction. I really think he's just gross

At least you've found out now! Don't waste another second on this disgusting man!

But did he snap first?

What I don't understand is, why did she set you up with him in the first place? Surely she goes to his house and knows what he's like? Sounds like she did this to you on purpose.

nope- she was actually quite surprised!

She definitely didn't purposely try to gross me out with her brothers farts. That would be weird

Fair enough. You do you.

Yep , well he won't be doing me

Hopefully farty Gollum has got the message and you are no longer in contact? Onwards and upwards OP.

Hahaha, clicked expecting something else from OP.

I guess you won’t be looking dreamily into his eyes and wispering ‘let me breathe the air that you breathe..’😂

😂😂 you’re my hero OP!