I'm a stuck up bitch , want to know why?

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So I've been seeing a bloke , was set up through a friend (it's her brother)
Couple of dates, good so far. Tonight the plan was for me to drop in on him , pick him up for a dog walk (I'm dog sitting at mo)
I get there, he invites me in, the house STINKS. The curtains are shut, but it's not messy or anything. It must have shown on my face (it was very strong) He then said the romantic words all women want to hear "I just love sitting at home farting"
I thought he was joking, he wasn't. Because I thought that was grim, I am a stuck up batch apparently.

Lol!!!!

This comment nails it for me

I remember being invited to a potential new b/friend's for lunch (many, many moons ago). Lunch was Findus burgers and crinkle cut chips which wasn't much of a problem although not great. Main problem was that the whole place reeked of stale fat.

Stale fat, stale everything including clothes. I was left wondering how I'd missed it to begin with.

Has he got a bowel problem? How often do you have to do a day for it to become hobby territory?

It probably keeps the farts circulating for longer 😂

Good grief 😕 i'd have turned around and walked straight out without a word.

Yuck Yuck Yuck

Repeating myself, but when someone uses the expression "stuck up" it says more about them than you.

My kinda guy

👍

Ugh like smelling under the cover x 100

Presumably those words were aimed at your departing back as you left right?

And he appeared completely normal until now?

A farty Gollum who lives in perpetual darkness?

What a catch!

I’m a stuck up bitch too if that helps as I would also think that was entirely grim.

Bet his ring is grim too.

Farty Gollum 😂

Wow! I've heard it all now. Or probably not, knowing MN...

Jeez, what some of you young women have to put up with. Turns my guts. Thank God I'm old.

You might be stuck up, but he behaves like a disgusting pig.

Uggghh

Yes but it's only been a couple of short dates

We are both mid 40s!

Your friend set you up with this prince? She owes you an explanation as to why! Yuck.

Weirdo. I'd let him know that the smell of shit is not a turn on for me, nor is darkness. The two together is a recipe for a rapid retreat.

Ask him if he'd come into your dark house smelling of fart, while you trilled "I love sitting at home farting".

.....No?

I thought not.

Run girl!

You are not a stuck up bitch.

You just expect some standards...

Sure we've all got bodily smells and stuff but at least look like you're trying for a hot minute.

Well, I've been out with some absolute munters in my time , but this is another level !😝

Imagine what new depths he’d reveal after twenty dates if this is ‘date number 3 best behaviour’. Gag.

Guess you didn't shag him.