I'm a stuck up bitch , want to know why?

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So I've been seeing a bloke , was set up through a friend (it's her brother)
Couple of dates, good so far. Tonight the plan was for me to drop in on him , pick him up for a dog walk (I'm dog sitting at mo)
I get there, he invites me in, the house STINKS. The curtains are shut, but it's not messy or anything. It must have shown on my face (it was very strong) He then said the romantic words all women want to hear "I just love sitting at home farting"
I thought he was joking, he wasn't. Because I thought that was grim, I am a stuck up batch apparently.

Ew.
Don’t waste anymore of your time. I’m hoping you now have the ick?

Ugh. That is beyond grim. At least you found out what a disgusting specimen he is before you got too invested.

I’m sorry OP but I can’t stop laughing at this. He not only hotboxed his own place with flatulence, he actually said “I just love sitting at home farting?”

It’s so unhinged. 😂 It’s like one of those examples women give when making fun of the “male loneliness epidemic.”

He knew I was coming as well! He didn't think to open a window, spray a bit of air freshener

At least you found out now! I would have run far away as fast as my little legs would take me.

Surely he was joking!

He was not

Well, you've had advance warning! Don't ignore it!

That’s disgusting. Guess I must be a stuck-up bitch as well!

I have! The dogs got little legs too!

Grim

This has made my day 😂

Well that's going to be awkward with your friend

Sorry I didn't see a future I just saw the fumes?

Oh I'm going to tell her exactly what he said!

At least he's shown you who he is early.

Now bin him off.

Grim little man.

So he insults you because you're sickened by his behaviour? I hope you told him where to go, OP.

We’re obviously very juvenile Ms Powder! 😂

What a strange, strange hobby.

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How did the dog react to the smell?

I didn't notice

@PizzaPowder @ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews I've got visions (if the OP is ever brave enough to go back for more) of him opening the door, extending his hand out and saying 'pull my finger'.😂

Wow! Imagine being intimate with him while he’s farting his way through it ! 😑💩

😆 🤣 😂

That's the kind of thing my pre teen would say and find hilarious not a grown adult! 😂

Ugh well at least he keeps the curtains closed. Strange.