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You are given the power to make three things illegal. What would you choose?

705 replies

SpringSunshineanddaffodils · 27/04/2025 08:40

I know people will post silly things that irritate them but think seriously. What three things would you make completely illegal right now?
Here's mine:

  1. The right to buy your council house
  2. Owning more than one property.
  3. Not keeping your cat contained in your own home. With hefty fines if it is caught killing any wildlife.
OP posts:
JorgyPorgy · 28/04/2025 23:08

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 28/04/2025 21:58

Quite a funny one.

Quite a pervy one if you ask me

MrsSkylerWhite · 28/04/2025 23:09

Anything that involves hating people who are different to you.

Neededsomethingnew · 28/04/2025 23:14

Smoking/vaping not just in public EVERYWHERE
chewing gum
Tanning - there should be a colour chart and the closer you get to looking like an umpa lumpa the harsher the sentence ( looking at you Trump and SIL)

Astridastro · 28/04/2025 23:18

Smoking and vaping, seeing grown adults sucking on bits of plastic like they are dummies then blowing clouds of steam behind them why? They look stupid.

parking on pavements - especially putting four wheels up on the pavement so no one can get past and has to walk out onto the road

Not picking up your dogs shit (I know it’s technically illegal but no one enforces it).

Totally agree with the council house buying, a relative bought her council flat for 8K cash now worth over 100K, great for her but there’s a real lack of decent social housing in this country which has led to greedy landlords.

JorgyPorgy · 28/04/2025 23:23

A lot of these comments relate to any social behaviour which i guess is illegal - but the police don’t enforce those laws. I would like to see police dealing with this.

BlueFlowers5 · 29/04/2025 02:08

My cats eat everything they catch. Unless they've killed and brought it for me if I'm looking peaky.

BlueFlowers5 · 29/04/2025 02:26

The biggest threat to animals domestic bred or etc, are from humans who eat them.

BlueFlowers5 · 29/04/2025 02:46
  1. Bring back hard shoulders on motorways.
  2. Porn.
  3. Customer Services being of poor standard or unavailable.
  4. GPs denying patients treatment because assumed anxious etc. We've all paid taxes, anxious or not, female or not.
marmaladeandpeanutbutter · 29/04/2025 03:05

Not paying regular and sufficient child maintenance

smoking/vaping

Reform.

Masonlass · 29/04/2025 07:18

you seem to have anger issues and your hatred of cats is actually of concern. Sadly you say people are selfish but your views and responses seem entitled and very selfish. If people don’t agree with you or they provide reasonable and balanced responses you respond in an unbalanced way. There is one thing being passionate about your ‘cause’ but you appear to be of the view ‘everyone is entitled to my opinion’
oh and your hate of council houses being sold off has nothing to do with your sister making a large profit from hers then? I wonder if you still speak to her!

BlueandWhitePorcelain · 29/04/2025 08:21

Runssometimes · 28/04/2025 19:19

Road tax doesn’t exist. But roads are paid for out of general taxation so all taxpayers regardless of whether they own a car or not pay for roads. If drivers did pay for roads they would pay a lot more as actually they are subsidised by general taxation. That’s for road building and maintenance. Before you get to the impact of pollution. They can also use motorways which cyclists cannot. Thees a stat somewhere of how much active travel infrastructure generates - it’s something like for every £1 spent it saves £5 die to pollution reduction but health benefits, reduced congestion, spending etc. But the proportion spent on roads versus cycling and walking infrastructure is gargantuan. If it were up to me I’d tax drivers per mile driven for any journey under 5 miles unless they really couldn’t travel by other means. So many short journeys driven when they could be travelled walking, cycling or public transport. Particularly in cities and towns.

I used the term road tax to OP, because it was the term OP used. In my post, I also referred to VAT, VED and fuel duty.

Please provide a reputable source for your assertions.

Here is the RAC’s analysis:

https://www.racfoundation.org/motoring-faqs/economics

As you can see, they put fuel duty at around £24 billion, VED at around £7 billion, and VAT on fuel and new cars at £12 billion. Then there’s the tax on insurance. Against that income of over £43 billion, they put spending on the roads at £13 billion in 2023/4.

The vehicles that do the most damage to roads individually must be lorries. I totally agree all freight should go by rail.

Road pricing will come in, because the Exchequer will have to replace the lost income from fuel duty, when electric cars become compulsory.

However, I don’t agree people should have to walk everywhere under 5 miles. It’s totally impractical to suggest a parent should carry the weekly shopping for a family on a four mile walk, especially with young children in tow. Or, that frail elderly people should have to walk several miles to the doctor’s and back. It might be ok in London, but not in rural areas, where public transport is slow, expensive and limited.

To survive global warming, we need to go back to a society like in medieval times, where people work in the area they live sustainably (ie no more capitalism and endless consumption) to cut down on all this travel; but there’s too many of us; and I can’t see it happening in time.

Snakebite61 · 29/04/2025 09:47

SpringSunshineanddaffodils · 27/04/2025 08:40

I know people will post silly things that irritate them but think seriously. What three things would you make completely illegal right now?
Here's mine:

  1. The right to buy your council house
  2. Owning more than one property.
  3. Not keeping your cat contained in your own home. With hefty fines if it is caught killing any wildlife.

Number 3 is just weird.

Catlover77 · 29/04/2025 10:34

. Animal abuse - including eating them
. fireworks
. smoking/vaping

MerlinsBeard1 · 29/04/2025 10:40
  1. Politicians lying to secure votes and doing the exact opposite of what they have promised.
  2. Housing illegal immigrants.
  3. Arresting people for freedom of speech.
Speckyfourfries · 29/04/2025 11:05
  1. No social media until 18 years old
  2. Cash machines that charge a few quid to withdraw your money
  3. Working on a Friday 😁
AthWat · 29/04/2025 11:27
  1. Being over six feet tall
  2. Being under six feet tall
  3. Being six feet tall exactly

That should cover it.

AthWat · 29/04/2025 11:28

MerlinsBeard1 · 29/04/2025 10:40

  1. Politicians lying to secure votes and doing the exact opposite of what they have promised.
  2. Housing illegal immigrants.
  3. Arresting people for freedom of speech.

Arresting people for freedom of speech? How does that work then?

AthWat · 29/04/2025 11:29

BlueFlowers5 · 29/04/2025 02:46

  1. Bring back hard shoulders on motorways.
  2. Porn.
  3. Customer Services being of poor standard or unavailable.
  4. GPs denying patients treatment because assumed anxious etc. We've all paid taxes, anxious or not, female or not.

5 Not being able to count to 3.

comeandhaveteawithme · 29/04/2025 13:01

Havanaknights · 28/04/2025 16:30

Birds have been PROVEN to kill huge numbers of worms. I've seen it with my OWN EYES. Perhaps something should be done about that?

No.... because as previously explained... Urgh... I can't even be arsed. Ecosystem, delicate balance, unnatural and unfair advantage with cats which naturally occurring wildlife doesn't have etc etc. I'm too hot to explain it again, especially to the wilfully ignorant.

Havanaknights · 29/04/2025 14:28

comeandhaveteawithme · 29/04/2025 13:01

No.... because as previously explained... Urgh... I can't even be arsed. Ecosystem, delicate balance, unnatural and unfair advantage with cats which naturally occurring wildlife doesn't have etc etc. I'm too hot to explain it again, especially to the wilfully ignorant.

Great argument, thanks for your input. Now I can stop fretting about the worms.

Elsvieta · 29/04/2025 15:39

Having more children after being convicted of abusing yours and having them taken away. Compulsory sterilisation for them.

Putting pvc windows / doors on old buildings.

Not having a bank account. Having more than one bank account.

Second home ownership.

Pollen, or at least whatever kind causes hay fever. Just take that prick round the back and shoot it.

OneTC · 29/04/2025 15:51

When you get your license you get an entitlement to drive something like a smart car. If you need something bigger then you have to justify it, and then you're allowed a fiat multipla.

All cars geofenced for local speed limits.

Everyone has to wear a helmet at all times

Beautifulweeds · 29/04/2025 17:47

Annoying loud souped up cars.
Higher prices for holidays during school breaks.
Gangs of men taking up the whole jacuzzi for hours for a night out.

OonaStubbs · 29/04/2025 17:54

Chavs, dogs and alcohol.

ForeveraBluebird · 29/04/2025 18:03

I’m getting rid of instant bbqs
Balloon, lantern release
Getting on a train before allowing passengers to get off .

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