Things you've noticed that are frowned upon on mums net

[ChitterChatter1987]

I'll go first 😆

-Kids sharing rooms
-Complaining about schools or teachers
-Feeling upset about a friend hurting you
-Having more than 1 kid on an income under circa 50-100k, or having more than two on an income under circa 100-150k
-Renting long term
Complaining about dogs being given human rights.
Complaining about grandparents care of DC's 'because it's free so like it or lump it!'

Oh woe betide you if you sabotage your garden with anything artificial on MN, 😂

Spelling and grammar. Woe betide if you use an unnecessary apostrophe.

Whatever you do, don’t quote the OP

Age gap relationships.

Dysphoria is a medical condition and I don't think there is any denial about that.

Eating more than an 1000 calories a day
Not exercising for 3 hours a day
walking less than 20,000 steps a day
Not making every food item from scratch.
Having good family relations
Liking your friends
Not loving dogs
Anything remotely critical about teachers
As above but about the boomer generation

Clearly all lighthearted threads should be interrupted by a bun fight before they are too amusing 😁. We shall not have lightheartedness here.

Drinking more than a ml of wine of a night
Being too "tiny" or too "curvy"

Oh and you will be judged for not saving money for your dc particularly if you want a few dc but any dc that expect to be helped will also be judged 🤔

To add: I love big dogs, have two GSDs and also have two cats

Loo brushes

Conversely, caring about you put in your DC diet also seems to inspire derision.

This one mystifies me and I see it a lot outside Mumsnet too. Why are women being shamed for caring about their kids’ diets??

Parking in parent and baby spaces when you are a parent and have a baby. Apparently it’s super entitled and just a marketing gimmick that you’d be a fool to fall for. even if you have 2 sets of twins under 2, you should leave that space for the childless man in the Audi TT who legs it into the supermarket like Linford Christie because he might have an invisible disability and he CLEARLY needs that space more.

Because people don't like to be told or want to think they're making shit choices when it comes to parenting. More fool them.

Behaving like you and your children aren't the centre of the universe
Behaving like you and your children are the centre of the universe
Dogs
Neighbours
Parking

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Having more than two children.

Not allowing your 3 or 4 year old son to go to school dressed as a sparkly pink princess on World Book Day.

Allowing your 3 or 4 year old daughter to go to school dressed as a sparkly pink princess on World Book Day.

The U.S., visiting or even worse, living there (and liking it)

Going on package holidays to popular resorts. Even worse if it's All Inclusive and not 5 star

In the dishwasher

I’ve seen a few threads on here about which of many en-suite bedrooms the children should have. I’ve never ever met a child who had their own en-suite. I would say having a single family bathroom is frowned upon on MN but for me and my friends it’s the norm.

I've also on the flip side, seen comments about ensuites bring pointless, because they're all tiny, and mean dhs' are pooing in the bedroom! 😂 Then comments move to downstairs toilets, and cue ideas on what these rooms should be used for. Quite a lot of property developers on good old MN there is.

Surrogacy
Expecting to have your birthday acknowledged.
Being friends with your children.