To dump him for wearing glasses?

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Lighthearted AIBU.

I have a lovely sexy FWB. Problem: He permanently obscures his handsome face by wearing these awful glasses. He won't wear contacts - has tried them and hates them. His glasses are really unsexy, but it's hard to get them smaller because they're the bifocal type with a line across. He looks like a bank manager from the early Nineties. When he takes them off, he looks about 20 years younger and 10 times hotter. Drives me mad.

Also it's frustrating that I've got this handsome man who ruins all the general foxiness when we go out with these glasses. He sometimes sends me photos of himself - he's on holiday right now and just sent me a shot - and my vagina is starting to shrivel a bit at the bank manager look. It was OK for the first couple of years because it was all new, and we don't see each other THAT much anyway (although we're firm friends so we text a lot).

I'm beginning to realise that the glasses are going nowhere.

TLDR: His glasses are giving me the ick. Should I dump him for someone who's not perma-wearing a sexual impediment blazoned across his face?

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Have you ever experienced true love? Doesn’t sound like it with your lack of respect and shallow attitude. Please also tell me you don’t have kids with this immature behaviour?

Ooh I'm really intrigued, what's their religion? I'm imagining something really odd like an alien cult

Why won't be have had the same glasses for 3 years? What an odd comment.

Never owned the same pair of glasses for three years 🤷‍♀️!

Also not sure how OP has managed shagging him for three years, with such strong feelings over the glasses.

Please dump him, so he can find someone lovely and who isn't you...

So because you've never done it, no one else has either? I had my last pair for about 7 years.

It’s not that important in the grand scheme of things ? Op do you not realise there are bigger concerns people have about their partner . So what if you don’t like his glasses ???? Are you really this petty

You sound like Hyacinth bucket surely even you can see you sound like an insufferable snob

I would assume he would take his glasses off to do his job 😀.

Op suspect you don’t look as great as you think your just believing your own ego

you know what you are ? A user your using thing man for sex and it sounds like he’s an embarrassment to you .

Surely when your FWB becomes a FWOB you just get another one?

Let’s see a picture of you let’s critique your outfit make up and clothes ?

Wait I found one

Him and her have never met.

The sex and the religion are separate!

Bucket

Look a mess

I know, I never thought they'd bother me this much.

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Why not you admit to being shallow ?

Poor man he’d be better off without you prob get an upgrade

LMFAO! That is me!

I do wonder what the neighbours think about his glasses...

There you go your living your life through validation from others good luck

I have admitted to being shallow. We are who we are.