Not farting in front of DH

[Dancingatthepinkponyclub]

Not really an AIBU but I love hearing what others think!

Have been with my DH for 18 years and have never intentionally farted in front of him. I mean I know it’s impossible to hold every fart in but he’s never actually heard one! If I need to I would go in another room or be discreet. My mum and sister are the same and a couple of friends. Also my DH is the same and won’t in front of me unless he does by mistake!

I know it’s natural and everyone does it but I’d never want to endure someone’s else’s fart nor make them endure mine! It hardly makes you attractive does it! That being said I wouldn’t fart in front of anyone… I mean maybe the dog!

what do you think?!

i o fart obviously -but i never found it funny my husband is loud with his it just gross

I've only ever farted in front of partners I wasn't really into

Thank Christ I got it out the way on the first date then.

I farted, he farted, we decided to spend our lives together farting freely.

Is this to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance said he'?

I actually blow off more than my husband. We refer to it as parping and have different grades. There’s a micro-parp, mini-parp, full-parp, and even maxi and mega parps. We’re both in our 50s!! 🤣🤣

Omg, YES to the paper in first for anti-splash protection 🤣 I recently discovered a product called VIP POO by airwick which you spray into the bowl before pooing and it gets rid of any smell! It’s actually really good 😄

No, it’s more of a poem. I use it at work to put people at ease if they’re embarrassed about letting rip in front of me.

We're a fart family and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Life's too short to be uncomfortable.

He's definitely heard you fart in your sleep. Just saying.

Is fart a vulgar word???

I'd always thought that was obvious, it's hardly going to contain particles of roses is it!

That's funny.

We don't fart, I think I decided I wanted a fart free relationship this time. My exH used to fart without inhibitions and also poo when I was in the bath, much to my disgust.

DH and I talk about pooing, but just do it in private, as we do with farting. I tell him I like to maintain the mystery.

Apologies for being crude but I've had his cock in my mouth. He needs to be able to put up with the odd fart.

Another one who doesn't burp, fart or use the toilet in front of dh. I also have issues and can't do a number 2 if dh is in the house

That's making me chuckle, imagining you saying this little poem to someone who wasn't expecting it.
I just can't imaging someone at work telling me it was ok to fart in front of them by means of a poem.

Considerate of you though 😊

it's not "triggering", it's just gross and so unattractive.

We fart in front of each other. We don't do it on purpose and think it's hilarious but if we need to fart, we're not holding it in or leaving the room.

I’m at OT. I often get people up and moving after a period of inactivity. Gets the bowel working. You have to gage your audience but for some people it really does make them smile and puts them at ease.

Some people are a lot more gassy than others. I am very gassy and so is DH. I've had previous boyfriends who just generally never farted. Lots of people don't, so then it's easier to never have to Infront of you partner. If I had to leave the room every time i fart I'd be very fit 🤣🤣

There was a woman in the news last year I think who ended up having her appendix removed after an infection left her with terrible pain. All caused by holding her blow-offs in in front of her bf.

A lesson there.

You are brought up properly.

Your attraction to each other can't be that strong if things like this would jeopardise it!

You have misunderstood my post.

Obviously clients and partners are different relationship and it makes no sense to say that if you do something with one you must also do it with the other.

However my ex thought it would be impolite for him to fart in front of clients so he did not do it. It bothered me that he could not be show me, his partner, whose feelings I would expect to be at least as important to him as his clients’ feelings, the same courtesy.

As for the rest of my life, I cope just fine, thanks.
Having a certain preference about farting doesn’t mean my life is dysfunctional lol. And with my ex, it wasn’t a “little fart”, it was frequent, loud and noxious farting (that he could mysteriously keep under control during work hours).

DH didn't actually know that women farted until he met me.

True, but that's different. Cock in mouth is pleasurable for both, smelling someone's fart in bed isn't.