I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall as they were arrested. Him standing there grinning like an idiot whilst she is prancing around making stupid faces whilst the Iranian forces stand there stoney faced!
Her - 'We love you guys! How about a hug.....'
Iranian - 'We are going to hang you by your ankles and feed you mouldy rice and water until we decide whether to give you a public flogging or a stoning!'
Husband - 'Oh I say chaps! That doesn't sound like much fun!'
Her (Giggling) - 'They're just joshing! Let's all hold hands and have a sing song about how lovely everyone is ..... tra la la la!'
Iranian - ' Stupid infidels! Prepare the electric shock machine....!'
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