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What is the worst holiday you have had?

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TwinklyFawn · 18/01/2025 16:33

I will start. In 2023 i went to the haven caravan park in Berwick. I stupidly forgot to pack a shower mat and i slipped while getting out of the shower. Anyway i had to phone an ambulance as i could not put any weight on my right leg. At the hospital the doctor asked me to stand up. I could put a bit of weight on my leg but i fell again when i tried to walk. My knee just gave way. I still shudder when i think about this holiday.

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Givemestrength1000 · 20/01/2025 01:07

Thefsm · 19/01/2025 23:11

My dad did one of those deals where you don’t know where you are staying till the coach drops you off. It seemed an okay apartment building in Rhodes. That night he went out for cocktails with my step sister and left me home alone (I was 7, she was 16). I woke to find my face and body entirely covered in huge cockroaches! I flew out of the apartment and sat sobbing on the front steps for what felt like hours till they returned. We moved to a hotel the next night but it was a horrible scary experience.

Well this might be the worst one I’ve read. They left you alone?? At 7??

And why is your father going out drinking with a 16 year old?!?

mangoes1 · 20/01/2025 02:25

It's funny. I think European people are holidayers and us antipodeans are travellers. Quite a different experience. Eg 24 yo son just spent 6 monthis in Europe, but after that we tend to do shorter holidays in Aus or NZ or the beautiful Pacific islands. You guys seems obsessed with having at least a week away every year. I couldn't give a fuck id I never went on holiday again. Ive done quite a few but I'm always so happy to get home. Only thing I have agreed to is NY at xmas with my sons. Besides NZ that will do me. Also Tasmania ( but that's Australia) I wouldn't holiday in a caravan if you paid me.
And what are these centreeparks/ butlins places? I picture the Dirty Dancing place. Nothing like that here.

Heavingonajetplane · 20/01/2025 07:07

mangoes1 · 20/01/2025 02:25

It's funny. I think European people are holidayers and us antipodeans are travellers. Quite a different experience. Eg 24 yo son just spent 6 monthis in Europe, but after that we tend to do shorter holidays in Aus or NZ or the beautiful Pacific islands. You guys seems obsessed with having at least a week away every year. I couldn't give a fuck id I never went on holiday again. Ive done quite a few but I'm always so happy to get home. Only thing I have agreed to is NY at xmas with my sons. Besides NZ that will do me. Also Tasmania ( but that's Australia) I wouldn't holiday in a caravan if you paid me.
And what are these centreeparks/ butlins places? I picture the Dirty Dancing place. Nothing like that here.

You are right up your own arse

GrannyGoggles · 20/01/2025 08:16

Cyprus 1974, I was 16. I did not want to go but was obliged to by my parents. It was an ‘opportunity that I should be grateful for.’

I flew out with my twin cousins to join my aunt. Uncle, a known drunken sleaze, arrived a few days later. Their marriage was imploding and they drank A LOT. My uncle sexually assaulted me, in front of my aunt and cousins. Most shockingly my cousins didn’t turn a hair, and carried on reading their books.

We had been aware of the unstable political situation on the island before we arrived. However, things deteriorated markedly, and there was a Turkish invasion.

We spent several days sheltering in garages behind a block of apartments, with a group of about 20 others, listening to gunfire and bombs. Greek Cypriots in the apartments firing out, Turks firing in. At one point we could see bullets dancing in the dust just yards away.

Eventually UN soldiers found us and we were subsequently helicoptered off to a Royal Navy warship which took us, and lots of others, to a RAF basis in the south of the island. We were flown back to the UK from there.

Aunt and uncle subsequently divorced. I told my parents a tiny, heavily edited bit of what had happened, leaving out the sexual assault. My father, god knows why, reported some of it to another aunt who then told drunk, sad holiday aunt. And I was then obliged by my mother to apologise to sad aunt. Out of the all sorry mess, the betrayal by my parents was the thing that caused me most hurt.

Funkyslippers · 20/01/2025 08:40

mangoes1 · 20/01/2025 02:25

It's funny. I think European people are holidayers and us antipodeans are travellers. Quite a different experience. Eg 24 yo son just spent 6 monthis in Europe, but after that we tend to do shorter holidays in Aus or NZ or the beautiful Pacific islands. You guys seems obsessed with having at least a week away every year. I couldn't give a fuck id I never went on holiday again. Ive done quite a few but I'm always so happy to get home. Only thing I have agreed to is NY at xmas with my sons. Besides NZ that will do me. Also Tasmania ( but that's Australia) I wouldn't holiday in a caravan if you paid me.
And what are these centreeparks/ butlins places? I picture the Dirty Dancing place. Nothing like that here.

Well I don't know anyone who is 'obsessed' with having a whole week away every year! It's just nice to have if you want it. And most people I know like going on holiday but are quite pleased to get home too. You can do both

Funkyslippers · 20/01/2025 08:41

Crikeyalmighty · 19/01/2025 21:58

@lifebow ah we followed you the year after ( see my earlier post) truly terrible

Yeah we got food poisoning there in 2010 too. Wouldn't go back

TwistedWonder · 20/01/2025 08:52

Well I’m someone who could probably be called ‘obsessed’ with going on holiday.

It’s right up the top of my priority list way above spending money on other things.

When my DS was at school we always had 2 holidays - usually May half term for a week and 3 weeks in August.

Now I’m older and single, I try and get a week in June and Sept and at least one out of season long weekend.

DilemmaDelilah · 20/01/2025 08:53

Over 10 years ago now. Booked a 10 day AI holiday on the Costa Brava for March, flying from Bournemouth. Normal weather for March here. Drove to Bournemouth (nearly 3 hours), got to the airport early. Waited, and waited, and waited.... A couple of hours after we should have left the flight was cancelled, due to heavy snow at Girona the airport was closed! Had to drive home, the next flight wasn't for 3 days. In between time I was trying to phone and email the hotel company to let them know the situation. Finally flew there, got the shuttle to the hotel, they had no room for us - they had assumed we weren't going to arrive. The whole town was without mains electricity and running on generators and the phone lines weren't working. They found us a room deep down in the bowels of the hotel, turns out it was next to a group of girls who partied all night. They moved us into a better room the next day and we did have a lovely holiday after that... Cold, there was still snow on the ground, but lovely and sunny. Just a shame that our ten day holiday ended up being only seven!

Poppymeldrum · 20/01/2025 09:44

Blue dolphin haven
I was a skint single mum,so had saved forever to take the kids for their first holiday
I was also 8 months pregnant
It pissed it down really badly the whole week-it was flood levels of rain and not much to do (unless you paid silly amounts of money on the arcades)
Kids spent a lot of time in the swimming pool

I never learn,so when my bestie asked if I wanted to go with her and her kids,I agreed
It was the holiday from hell
She was pregnant with her no3,and we had 8 kids between us
My ex was meant to come with us,but picked a fight just before we where meant to go
I told him to fuck off and threw a (tiny) suitcase at him
He walked out,and I forgot to pick up the case
The one that had all my clothes in it
We got there,I had the clothes I stood up in
I had to wash and dry my one outfit every night and iron it dry
Her kids where spoilt-they got what they wanted,when they wanted it and if she ran out of money,all she had to do was phone her parents for more
I don't have that-my parents have never given us a penny
I was on a tight budget (which she knew) and her kids wound mine up for being 'poor'
All they wanted to do was eat out endlessly and play on the arcades all day,which I couldn't afford (she expected us to trail around after her holding her bags and the kids winnings)
My friend seemed to think that I (and my then 11 year old dd) where her personal nannies
I put a stop to that and she sulked with the silent treatment but didn't stop trying to get both of us to act as the nanny
The kids clashed all week-hers would wind mine up and mine would bite back,so I was playing crowd control all week,while she sat there blaming mine for everything
She refused to tell hers the word 'no' and I'd get into trouble for saying it to them
Her kids ate all the treats and snacks,(that i'd paid half of)leaving mine with nothing
We where meant to do whatever hers wanted to do,and once they didn't want to do it anymore,we where meant to just stop and walk away-no 'everyone else is enjoying themselves,we have paid for the hour,we're not leaving yet ' it was 'x wants to go,get everyone's stuff packed up' (I refused and was treated to endless sulking)
I suggested we spend a day or two apart (as at this point I wanted to strangle her) and was refused as she 'needed my help' (I don't drive so could leave the resort-i wasn't very confident and didn't feel I could catch a bus with the kids to explore the local area as I didn't feel I could get back)
Finally,her parents came to pick her,her kids and all the luggage up (we where catching a train)
Her eldest 'fell' over and claimed he'd hurt his ankle knowing full well his mother would make him sit down and watch tv and boss my lot around (they ignored him,which wound him up-we where all treated to his nasal whinging) while we all ran round packing and making sure we hadn't forgotten anything (he was racing round the second all the work was done)
Her sister in law hates me and seemed to think it was fine to be rude to me and my kids-it ended up in a row when she started clicking her fingers at me and screaming at my kids for nothing and I lost it with her (with her family screaming at me for being unreasonable)
Finally made it home and it was plastered all over sm what a shit time she'd had,how my children had 'ruined it for my perfect kids' (mine where not innocent but by god,hers where not either) and how she'd go with family next time
She is very welcome to her shitty family and I never spoke to her again

I will never go on a caravan holiday again

sashh · 20/01/2025 10:08

Heavingonajetplane · 20/01/2025 07:07

You are right up your own arse

LOL.

Yep I worked with a couple of Kiwi nurses in London. They would 'go travelling' ie three weeks in Greece.

Absolutely NOT a holiday, even though they were on working holiday visas and just spent three weeks island hopping.

And then there were the 'travelling shoes' sort of hiking boots that apparently you have to wear when travelling.

2chocolateoranges · 20/01/2025 10:12

TwinklyFawn · 19/01/2025 16:17

My mum is trying to convince me to go on another caravan holiday. I am never stepping foot in a caravan again.

We have honestly had so many amazing caravan holiday, the first time we got a basic caravan but learned our lesson as it was freezing. After that we always got one of the more luxurious caravans and we had amazing holiday,

definitely pay a bit more for a nicer caravan.

KimberleyClark · 20/01/2025 10:14

mangoes1 · 20/01/2025 02:25

It's funny. I think European people are holidayers and us antipodeans are travellers. Quite a different experience. Eg 24 yo son just spent 6 monthis in Europe, but after that we tend to do shorter holidays in Aus or NZ or the beautiful Pacific islands. You guys seems obsessed with having at least a week away every year. I couldn't give a fuck id I never went on holiday again. Ive done quite a few but I'm always so happy to get home. Only thing I have agreed to is NY at xmas with my sons. Besides NZ that will do me. Also Tasmania ( but that's Australia) I wouldn't holiday in a caravan if you paid me.
And what are these centreeparks/ butlins places? I picture the Dirty Dancing place. Nothing like that here.

Well we Europeans are tremendously lucky to have Europe, with its tremendous diversity of culture, cuisine, history and landscape, right on our doorstep and easily accessible. So it’s little wonder we like to take advantage of that.

Doloresparton · 20/01/2025 10:25

mangoes1 · 20/01/2025 02:25

It's funny. I think European people are holidayers and us antipodeans are travellers. Quite a different experience. Eg 24 yo son just spent 6 monthis in Europe, but after that we tend to do shorter holidays in Aus or NZ or the beautiful Pacific islands. You guys seems obsessed with having at least a week away every year. I couldn't give a fuck id I never went on holiday again. Ive done quite a few but I'm always so happy to get home. Only thing I have agreed to is NY at xmas with my sons. Besides NZ that will do me. Also Tasmania ( but that's Australia) I wouldn't holiday in a caravan if you paid me.
And what are these centreeparks/ butlins places? I picture the Dirty Dancing place. Nothing like that here.

Well you have to be travellers if you want to see Europe as you’re so far away. Americans ‘do Europe’ too. You’re just tourists on one long holiday.

Dh and I drove to France and then around Switzerland, Italy, Germany and Belgium for a month.
Were we tourists or travellers?
Does it matter even?

2024riot · 20/01/2025 10:26

mangoes1 · 20/01/2025 02:25

It's funny. I think European people are holidayers and us antipodeans are travellers. Quite a different experience. Eg 24 yo son just spent 6 monthis in Europe, but after that we tend to do shorter holidays in Aus or NZ or the beautiful Pacific islands. You guys seems obsessed with having at least a week away every year. I couldn't give a fuck id I never went on holiday again. Ive done quite a few but I'm always so happy to get home. Only thing I have agreed to is NY at xmas with my sons. Besides NZ that will do me. Also Tasmania ( but that's Australia) I wouldn't holiday in a caravan if you paid me.
And what are these centreeparks/ butlins places? I picture the Dirty Dancing place. Nothing like that here.

Are you always quite so insufferably smug ?

justkeepswimmng · 20/01/2025 10:32

My honeymoon in Mexico.

First time pregnancy, turns out i had hyperemesis but didnt know what that was.

I spent 2 weeks in my hotel room unable to stand throwing up every 5 mins, lost almost 2 stone literally dying, when we flew home i was taken by ambulance and in hospital for 4 days.

My poor husband was an absolute saint but terrified, he had to phone my parents and give them the news i was pregnant and in hospital in a different city 4 hours way.

Crikeyalmighty · 20/01/2025 10:33

@mangoes1 I like Aussies and kiwis as usually quite cheerful sorts but in my experience the travelling they like often involves going to some exotic location ( to be fair far east and Southern Asia etc is a lot closer than Europe) and then sitting round on beaches getting pissed and making camp fires/BBQs with a load of other Aussies and the odd stray European on the cheap , usually in shitty cheap accommodation - that's still 'holidays' - but just makes it sound as if there is more to it.

Cattenberg · 20/01/2025 10:35

Doloresparton · 20/01/2025 10:25

Well you have to be travellers if you want to see Europe as you’re so far away. Americans ‘do Europe’ too. You’re just tourists on one long holiday.

Dh and I drove to France and then around Switzerland, Italy, Germany and Belgium for a month.
Were we tourists or travellers?
Does it matter even?

Were we tourists or travellers?
Does it matter even?

Did you take backpacks or suitcases?

Did you pride yourself on having “authentic” interactions with the locals (usually restaurant or bar staff who were paid to be friendly)?

Did you go to Paris or Rome and complain that you could hardly move due to all the tourists?

Cosycover · 20/01/2025 10:36

Haven Craig Tara at the Easter holidays. Awful place. Minging, overpriced, the swimming pool is a cesspit and it's full of people pissed all day and sneakily vaping in the 'entertainment'. Never ever again.

Cost a fortune too.

Arraminta · 20/01/2025 10:40

Cattenberg · 20/01/2025 10:35

Were we tourists or travellers?
Does it matter even?

Did you take backpacks or suitcases?

Did you pride yourself on having “authentic” interactions with the locals (usually restaurant or bar staff who were paid to be friendly)?

Did you go to Paris or Rome and complain that you could hardly move due to all the tourists?

Well, exactly.Very important to wear utilitarian footwear and carry a small but fugly backpack so people can recognise that you're an earnest (but free spirited) traveller, not some twee tourist.

DoraSpenlow · 20/01/2025 11:35

Skiing holiday years ago. Outbound flight delayed by 8 hours. On the way up the mountain the coach was hit by two motorbikes which then went over t he edge. Spent hours waiting for emergency services to retrieve the screaming in agony riders. Luckily neither were fatally injured, just lots of broken bones. Eventually arrived at the hotel which was over-booked so at about 2 in the morning we were sent somewhere else where we ended up sharing a room with 2 double beds in with complete strangers.

To be fair we were moved to the right hotel the next day and the snow was great for the week.

Got to the airport to go home and the travel company had gone bust. Spent over 24 hours in the airport waiting for it to be sorted. Were then flown back to a different airport and had to wait ages for a coach to take us back to the right airport to get our car. Was two days late getting back to work. Exhausted!

fanaticalfairy · 20/01/2025 11:36

cadburyegg · 18/01/2025 17:49

Good lord, that sounds utterly horrific.

And people think they don't need travel insurance!!

fanaticalfairy · 20/01/2025 11:38

My friends skiing holiday was the worst. About 15 years ago, they would go every year. They were walking along one evening, and some snowboarder managed to do a jump where they're not supposed to, whacked her DH head on the way past, he fell to the ground, and he's been disabled and in a wheelchair ever since, requiring 24 hour care.

FastFood · 20/01/2025 11:44

A week in my ex-DP's family in a small town in Sicily.
Lovely people, and amazing food for sure.
But it was WAY too hot, there was absolutely nothing to do in that small town and everything was closed between 1 and 5pm (normal with this heat).
I didn't pack enough books to get me through this week. I was so bored.
On top of that, I had way too much food. I have never been a big eater, I'm pretty naturally skinny, and my ex-DP's family decided I needed to be fed huge quantities.

Packetofcrispsplease · 20/01/2025 11:52

omg some of these stories !
We have got off lightly as a family then .
Uncomfortable beds so very little sleep in some different locations.
One holiday cottage in a gorgeous location in rural Scotland was a bit dirty with ripped sofa arms and dead insects on the windowsills ugh and cracked cups .
The bed linen was clean and lovely quality but had been washed in something or other that my skin didn’t like so I came out in hives
we still had a good break away though, just had to have a clean around and take double antihistamines dose 🤪
one holiday in Portugal would have been lovely if the accommodation had AC .
we left windows open at night otherwise it would have been stifling .
heard dogs bark all bloody night and got bitten badly by mosquito

TwinklyFawn · 20/01/2025 12:00

2chocolateoranges · 20/01/2025 10:12

We have honestly had so many amazing caravan holiday, the first time we got a basic caravan but learned our lesson as it was freezing. After that we always got one of the more luxurious caravans and we had amazing holiday,

definitely pay a bit more for a nicer caravan.

I did pay for a nicer caravan but i didn't really enjoy it. I guess it comes down to personal preference.

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