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To fancy Dave Coaches?

177 replies

SabrinaToolmaker · 31/12/2024 19:14

I know he’s riddled but if he could just sort that out…? Am I the only one? When I see the actor in anything else I am absolutely unbothered so it’s definitely when he plays the character.

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PresidentBarklett · 06/01/2025 00:25

FindingGlimmers · 06/01/2025 00:24

Fags & Weed, Glue & Speed....but I draws the line at crack

Aw, fair play.

PresidentBarklett · 06/01/2025 00:27

MabelMora · 06/01/2025 00:23

Yes to Dave Coaches. I think I have a thing about 'taches.

Fingers is a fine looking fella. Wasn't he in Emmerdale years ago?

Mick - yes.
Pete - no.
Gavin - no.
Jason - no.
Bryn - no way!
Smithy - GOD, NO!!! I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life.

Agree with all of these. Fingers is a total sleazeball, but I'd go there.

My only disagreement is Smithy. For reasons I just can't explain, I so would. Particularly 2024 Smithy.

MabelMora · 06/01/2025 00:46

Ugh no. He's annoying, irritating and supremely unattractive and it's James Corden, for the love of God 😂🤢.

x2boys · 06/01/2025 08:13

PresidentBarklett · 06/01/2025 00:27

Agree with all of these. Fingers is a total sleazeball, but I'd go there.

My only disagreement is Smithy. For reasons I just can't explain, I so would. Particularly 2024 Smithy.

I have always had a crush on Smithy he's a good looking man ,overweight yes ( but so am i) but he's still good looking imo.

DowntonBlabbie · 06/01/2025 08:48

x2boys · 06/01/2025 08:13

I have always had a crush on Smithy he's a good looking man ,overweight yes ( but so am i) but he's still good looking imo.

He looks like a little piggy

SabrinaToolmaker · 06/01/2025 09:11

PresidentBarklett · 06/01/2025 00:22

And he's well dodgy. Although the meat is great value, fair play.

Did Bryn buy his satnav from him? Or am I getting mixed up.

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SabrinaToolmaker · 06/01/2025 09:13

Axelotl · 05/01/2025 23:58

I'm more of a Pete woman. Especially the new look. Smokin'.

You’d run the risk of Dawny following you to your house and dragging you out for a catfight after though. Maybe he’d be worth it?

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x2boys · 06/01/2025 09:56

DowntonBlabbie · 06/01/2025 08:48

He looks like a little piggy

Well.its a good job we don't all find the same people attractive 🤣

x2boys · 06/01/2025 09:57

SabrinaToolmaker · 06/01/2025 09:13

You’d run the risk of Dawny following you to your house and dragging you out for a catfight after though. Maybe he’d be worth it?

Nessa said she wouldn't kick him out of bed either ,he must have hidden depths.

PresidentBarklett · 06/01/2025 10:34

SabrinaToolmaker · 06/01/2025 09:11

Did Bryn buy his satnav from him? Or am I getting mixed up.

He did! I think Gwen also purchased some duvet sets from him that were really nice.

STOPCOLLABERATEANDLISTEN19 · 06/01/2025 12:05

This is literally my fave thread EVER

SabrinaToolmaker · 06/01/2025 12:06

PresidentBarklett · 06/01/2025 10:34

He did! I think Gwen also purchased some duvet sets from him that were really nice.

Tidy.

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BrusselSproutsRock · 06/01/2025 12:07

PresidentBarklett · 06/01/2025 10:34

He did! I think Gwen also purchased some duvet sets from him that were really nice.

One for her, one for the kids

PullTheBricksDown · 06/01/2025 12:29

DowntonBlabbie · 06/01/2025 00:17

Ep 1, absolutely. But finale? Mans 80!!

As long as you pace things he'd be up for it. As Pam said, he's always first on with the ears.

mrstinsle · 06/01/2025 12:30

I'd rather have a go on Mick Shipment than Dave Coaches.

STOPCOLLABERATEANDLISTEN19 · 06/01/2025 13:59

Id rather be force-fed omelettes and have my a-hole sewn up by Pam

SabrinaToolmaker · 06/01/2025 19:25

x2boys · 06/01/2025 09:57

Nessa said she wouldn't kick him out of bed either ,he must have hidden depths.

Fair play. I think by now Nessa must be a good judge of sexual potential.

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PeggyMitchellsCameo · 06/01/2025 19:30

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 31/12/2024 19:19

No. Definitely not.

Now, Mick on the other hand...

Agree. Mick all day every darlin’….

sammylady37 · 06/01/2025 19:39

x2boys · 06/01/2025 08:13

I have always had a crush on Smithy he's a good looking man ,overweight yes ( but so am i) but he's still good looking imo.

I think Smithy is incredibly attractive. I’d totally do him. And Mick.

Aliceglass · 06/01/2025 20:00

I kinda get it. It’s that confidence he oozes 😅

MrsSethGecko · 07/01/2025 06:59

Smithy is attractive, but not James Corden.

the80sweregreat · 07/01/2025 12:26

Not as Gavin, but Matthew Horne is surprisingly attractive! Has an interesting face

FindingGlimmers · 07/01/2025 23:12

the80sweregreat · 07/01/2025 12:26

Not as Gavin, but Matthew Horne is surprisingly attractive! Has an interesting face

It’s Botox and fillers!

BrusselSproutsRock · 07/01/2025 23:19

FindingGlimmers · 07/01/2025 23:12

It’s Botox and fillers!

It does look a bit weird. Joanna Page looks lovely and very natural.

the80sweregreat · 08/01/2025 07:34

I don't see anything wrong with fillers myself and would have a few tweakments if I could afford it ! ( or win the lottery )

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