‘D’ P farting while he’s prepping food

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He’s in the kitchen chopping meat and just let out 2 enormous farts (and quite deliberately, not like there was nothing he do about it)- doesn’t care and doesn’t think it’s a big deal. He’s in the kitchen prepping food,
Am I being unreasonable to not want to eat with him now. I find when he does this sort of thing that it’s so disrespectful and just unpleasant.

Oxford dictionary definition of ‘prepping’-
the action or process of preparing something, or preparing for something.
"after hours of prepping and cooking and stressing and a few near-breakdowns, Thanksgiving was wonderful"

That’s what I was thinking, I’m 8 months postpartum and believe me after 9 months of pregnancy, childbirth etc any sense of privacy is well and truly gone😂

@BettyBardMacDonald honestly, I was just messing around, I wouldn't take my post so seriously.

Squatting over it.

It makes me laugh thinking of all the too-prim-to-farters. What do you think happens when you're asleep? You'll be letting them rip, probably quite noisily DH is very repressed about bodily functions, would never fart in front of someone, but when he's asleep they come out because you can't control that. Pretty sure everyone parps in their sleep! So you can rush off to the loo every time you need a fart during the day, but your 'lover' will be regaled with the odd noisy parp overnight regardless.

At least the OP calls them farts, and not botty-burps, or windy-pops, or any of the other appallingly twee names some people use.

She’s still being U to object to kitchen farts from a dh who’s prepping food, though. If he was just helping himself to a beer from the fridge while she was slaving away, IMO that’d be a different matter.

The too prim farters fart proudly when alone, I'll put money on it. I am one of them. It's pretty embarrassing when you get caught out.

I wish I would be around in 30 years time when all these 'I don't fart/go into the bathroom/hold it in' people get old. The sphincter is a muscle and like all muscles they decline with age. And you fart - and no you really can't help it.

Christ knows how you all will cope!

Just think of all the people who might have let out sneaky farts in the supermarket, near the food that you bought....

Just think of all the people who might have let out sneaky farts in the supermarket, near the food that you bought....

If you need to sneak on out, you can guarantee that's the one that smells like roadkill and can be detected from 50 paces away.

Ha ha i did the same at the start but I have IBS and accidentally let one go maybe 1-2 months in. He fell about laughing. I was mortified it now it’s just a normal thing. He once texted he at work whilst he was off saying ‘I’m on your side of the bed farting!’

My dad’s favourite trick actually was to drop a silent but deadly in Asda right next to the meat aisle. He stand for a minute to let it out and then leg it. He said ‘they’ll spend ages looking for what’s gone off!’ My mum worked there and they’d been dicks to her once so that was his petty revenge.

Classy.

.... the farts won't contaminate your food. Grow up. It's a bodily function.

Oh... that's just reminded me of a woman who was resident in a care home I worked in. She used a stand aid to help he stand up from her armchair, but always farted as she stood up. She said the little blast of wind propelled her up. She was mega posh and very 'proper' so it caught me totally unawares the first time. She was brilliant.

OP i hope you never eat out or have takeaway.

He never claimed to be.

😆😆😆I must admit I've been known to do this as I get out of a lift 😆

We always used to call them trumps when I was growing up - maybe a regional thing. Makes sense as it is basically a trumpeting-like sound, which archaically used to be contracted to just 'trump'.

I remember my surprise when I first heard folk from the north west talking about 'having a brew' and asking others if they would like one - I was both relieved and a bit disappointed when I realised that they were just talking about a cup of tea!

That's wrong of you on so many levels.

That was meant to quote this:

😆😆😆I must admit I've been known to do this as I get out of a lift 😆

Kind of spoiled the attempted joke without it

Nothing wrong with good wet fart , we find them funny in our house but I do get doing it while preparing food , I'd be a bit put off too. Every fork full I'd be thinking of the rancid smell of the fart

I bet loads of the blokes that fart will have watched their partner shit themselves whilst giving birth.
Farting is a natural bodily function same as sneezing or coughing.

You wouldn't survive 5 minutes in our house 🤣💨

I could understand all the negativity to farting if he was cooking naked because obviously, the particles are free flying.
But if he's wearing clothes, then there's at least 2 layers between said fart and the outside world. Therefore particles are filtered. And he's facing away from the food so no contamination.
can you tell I'm bored.