To not know how to be an adult

[Bongosbanjo]

Am an eejit with no idea how to deal with anything. I think a cat is the same as a child. I wash my towels forty times an hour. Am scared someone might actually ask me the time or some other innocous question. Please agree or I'll go in the huff

Is your life also filled with narcissists and you're gaslighted all the time?

Yup or they have dementia or autism
Undiagnosed of course

LTB

You’re gaslighting yourself. Book a spa day.

Are you very young, OP?

Have you tried Intermittent Fasting OP?

You sound angry

Cooked a chicken last week, fed a family o 12 with it does that count?

My cat not a bugger, well he is but only on days ending in y so can't leave him

What, only one meal? Pffft.

Did you make "a fakeaway" with it?

Wah! Wah! Am away to my bed, you all picking on me. MNQ2 delete this thread it too identifing.

Your chicken wouldn’t have lasted long in my house, OP!

My DSS and DH and DD and DMIL and DNeighbour and DDog are all 6ft4 and eat 3 plates of pasta for dinner. Your chicken would be a snack to them.

Have you tried feeding them a massive salad. That's a lot o food for I only eat a gram of pasta a year as makes me bloated.

Adulthood is a myth.

I am actually away to my bed, cat has school in morning.

Have you tried going low carb?

I do hope it's a private school

Did the cat pass his 11 plus exam?

Take in some ironing.

DDog 😂😂 I cringe so hard when I see this people can't be serious

But carbs are not the enemy!

Try adding a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar 😋

Christ I know. Up there with “STBXH” - soon to be ex husband. 😂

No, this is MN so her problems are all due to perimenopause and only HRT and counselling will help but she's still allowed to be irrationally fumming about everything

I feel like all you need an enormous salad and a spa day so you can get your ducks in a row. Quack.