Please stop saying "it's been a minute"

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Please stop

Also mooching stop saying that

Agree!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I please add 'no brainer'? I hate that expression 😬 It's so ugly sounding!

Don't walk run! gives me the absolute rage every time I see it. Just shut up nobody is running to Iceland for a half price pizza. In a rage now just typing it 😂

"Pop" of colour has always annoyed me. And "teaming" clothes. Actually fashion presenters just annoy me full stop with their singular of everything. Lip, jean, shoe, etc.

Hahaha!

I've never seen 'it's been a minute'. It doesn't even make sense to me

Can someone give an example of how it might be used and in what context? Oh and what the user is actually trying to say?

‘My bad’ and ‘bougie’ are like fingernails down a blackboard to me!

But everybody has different habits and ways of speaking? Like some people always put random question marks at the end of statements? Perhaps because they don’t like making proper questions? Or they don’t want to write it as a question? More like just a smart suggestion from a helpful individual? But it can sound a bit patronising and passive aggresive?

I fucking HATE the "And just like that".

Also "aksed" 🤮

How about "Can I lock your brains?" That's even worse, urgh.

The worst one for me is "swap out".

Never heard can I lock your brains.

Only ever can I pick your brains.

the term ‘mooching’ was used in an excellent way in the film ‘Dead man’s shoes’. Can’t get rid of it based on that scene.

Oh I love a mooch 👍

Oops 😂 Sounds less disgusting tbf though.

"Give your head a wobble". Only ever seen on mumsnet, oddly enough.

My granny used to go for a mooch around the shops, that was ages ago and she was really old. Have the young people decided to use it now?

Means a long time.
I haven't seen you in ages!
Yeah, it's been a minute, hasn't it.

Grown ass adults calling others grown ass adults 🤢

Just glad 'k' seems to have died out, as a perfectly acceptable reply.

OBSESSED - everybody is obsessed with things these days (or maybe I just follow too many wanky people on IG).

Please can someone give examples of this “it’s a minute” irk?
I have never seen, have no clue what it is or its context….
Once explained, I’m happy to be riled by it 😬🤣

I I’m obviously live in a cave, as I have no idea what most of you are going on about.

"Spendy" annoys me and doesn't seem to be dying away, either.

I hate when someone writes a paragraph they seem to think is difficult or unusual and then adds discuss.
It makes me very cross.

I've always said aluminium foil 😬 but I can't stand macaroni AND cheese, it's macaroni cheese 😤