AIBU to be in love with my adoptive brother?

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Sorry for the clickbait title - this is actually just a fun thread.

Take the plot of a book and turn it into a AIBU

I'll start.

AIBU to want to marry my adoptive brother that my dad found somewhere and instead of just doing it, acting like a total bitch to him and everyone else even after I'd died?

I’m a teenage girl in charge of my younger siblings because my Dad has disappeared off to goodness knows where and my mum has moved us all up to a strange place. AIBU to wave my underwear at an old bloke I see on the train? I’ve been passing him notes a lot.

NC as I think my Mum has already posted on here 👀

Introduce her to someone else with thoughtful bits of information about her

I’ve reported you to social services as I’m worried about poor Stanley

Hi everyone, I've recently married this lovely guy, he's a total dish and completely loaded, I've moved into his big estate house in cornwall, it has its own beach and everything,but the housekeeper Is mega weird and keeps talking about and comparing me to his ex wife who died a few years back. She was totally gorgeous and wonderful and I feel I will never live up to her. He won't sack her. Wwyd?

AIBU to send DD (8) to boarding school in Europe while my husband and I travel to India and the colonies. Although she only speaks English at the moment she will be expected to learn German and French as lessons will be taught in those subjects. The school is run by a lovely lady and her daughter is one of the pupils.

We may not get to see her until the end of next year but the school seems to specialise in girls whose parents work abroad so would take care of her through Christmas and all the holidays.

Aw, Sense and Sensibility ❤️

AIBU to think my husband’s boss is a miserable old git?

So, it’s Christmas Eve, and my DH's boss, Mr. S, is the absolute worst. He’s been underpaying DH for YEARS, making us all scrimp and save while he hoards his money and sits alone in his cold, creepy house. DH is working all hours, we can barely afford a decent Christmas dinner, and our youngest DS is sick, but does boss care? No!

Anyway, DH comes home today and tells me Mr S has reluctantly let him have Christmas Day off – surely this should be a given?! I'm concerned that DH is being exploited?

Any advice welcome!

On the plus side their room is miraculously tidy

What book is this?!

I think maybe flowers in the attic?

It doesn’t sound as though she is a trained Nanny at all. If you would like to DM me I can give you details of the nanny agency I run I can recommend.

Look us it up on google. McFeeNanniesInc.

The sukebind be in flower in the hedgerow and I am in mortal dread that I will succumb and find myself with child again. Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe is me. Do anyone know how I can resist, I do keep all the windows tight shut in the night, but in the day when I am out and about on the farm I feel such longings that I cannot describe. My sisters in law are the same, we need someone to come and advise us.

Also do anyone know a good vet, another of the cows has lost a leg, and Adam cannot fettle the dishes for the grieving.

What was Captain Hastings’ wife’s name. I can’t remember!

AIBU not to give one of my soft toys away because of my stupid brother?

I mean, I do have a penchant for soft toys (I sleep with 7 of them), but he is always losing his belongings, and then expecting me to fix stuff for him. Like today he lost his favourite toy, then somehow it turned up at the school fayre, but some girl bought it and wouldn’t give it back to him. I won an absolutely massive teddy bear and now he wants me to give that to this girl so he can get his toy back. For free.

AIBU to think that he should take better care of his stuff and I should teach him a lesson?

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I don’t suppose you have a cheery little crippled child who can charm Mr S out of his grumpiness? Otherwise I suggest you enlist the help of the local Amateur Dramatic Club to plan a disturbing and psychologically painful intervention over several nights to scare the shite out of the old devil.

I’m at a bit of a loose end - was living with great uncle who recently died and left me some cash. My younger sister (non binary) lives with me too - AIBU to get the train to Switzerland and set up a school there?
I don’t have any qualifications or teaching experience but I’m nice and middle class, how hard can it be?

AIBU to let my four children camp overnight on an island in the middle of a lake. I've given them cake and tents and they are going to sail there.

Is my DW a gaslighting alcoholic? I got home to a completely empty house. Including all my beers. She's insistent that a giant tiger knocked on the door and devoured absolutely everything. I think she's even got my DD covering for her. Funnily enough the tiger has never been back since we bought a tin of tiger food instead of beer.

Aibu my next door neighbour never seems to age he looks the same as he did 30 years ago ,he harping on about a self portrait in the attic.

Sorry, I'm thick - what's the book where someone's in love with their adoptive brother?

Think that one's Wuthering Heights. Loved it as a teen, now its a bit 🤨

Re: Neighbour who never ages...He's clearly spending a fortune on Botox and fillers. He'll end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein eventually!

I'm an incredibly good looking Spaniard, who keeps being seduced by attractive young women., much to my educated mother's horror.I've been shipwrecked;attacked by various irate husbabds and fathers;had to pretend to be a woman in a harem and forced to leave town again. Currently I hear that a queen has designs on me.

Aibu to feel a bit objectified?

Like fun! YANBU