Noises that piss You off.

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Help settle a discussion between between me and my husband.
I think scraping your cutlery on your plate is the equivalent of licking your plate.. The foods gone, no need for all of the scraping to get every last morsel of food in your gob!
He thinks my intolerance to food noises is getting out of hand.
I will admit I've always been sensitive to people chewing/slurping but regardless I still believe scraping is bad table manners, anyone else, or am I really being unreasonable?

• For context we have had chicken salad for dinner, he had finished but was scraping mayonnaise left on the plate onto his fork.

Another one:

Leaf blowers

Jet washer noise gets right in your head and goes on for hours and hours.
Circular saw - arghhhh!
Chainsaw.
Tile cutting.

Little girls screaming at a frequency so high it physically hurts your ears. Nightmare when parents or nursery assistants don't make them stop.

Someone in the near vicinity slurping tea 😩

I think I have misophonia.

screaming children - yup

The racket from the all weather football pitches that were built where they shouldn't have been thanks to dodgy council planning process (and probably back handers).

Literally any sound that emits from my neighbour at this point. I an fully triggered her now

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Incessantly for the last 6 weeks.

I try not to get annoyed, he was non verbal til 4 years old but fuck me he's making up for lost time this summer holiday!

Jet skis on a nice sunny day at the beach.

People sniffing loudly on public transport.

Early morning trains and tubes with men perpetually sniffing, I mean every 4 seconds has drawn me close to going full Michael Douglas Falling Down.

Next doors dog yapping at 5.30am, his man parent is an arsehole of the highest order and he plus the yapping little fecker need to relocate to somewhere far from here.