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Seen wonderful karma at work today

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Redgreenfroggy · 24/07/2024 20:56

In London at the moment. Went to the Tower of London today, sat outside and as usual loads of pigeons.

2 lots of parents sat there laughing and filming their little darlings chase and kick out at the pigeons. One of the boys made contact with one. Just as I was about to open my month to have a go at the parents another pigeon flew over the dad’s head and did the most perfectly aimed shit that landed right on his bald head.

dad then stands up shouting dirty bastards and then realised quite a few people were laughing including myself and my lot. I was creased up. He and his family very quickly leave. The most funny thing was it was down to his own that the pigeons were flying all over in panic

Beautful Karma. Can anyone beat this with their own experience of Karma at work

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INeedAPensieve · 26/07/2024 22:23

My FIL was extremely ill in hospital, we'd been there all day and DH said for me to go home to feed the cat and get some rest.

It was about an hour's drive and I was so tired as it was really late at night. I was driving on the pretty much deserted motorway when suddenly out of nowhere a red sports car zooms up, it's so fast I barely have time to register his speed whilst also realising that if I don't swerve to the inside lane the car will crash into mine.

Luckily as it's so late when I swerved there were no other cars but I had no time to check otherwise it would have been game over for me. I beeped my horn and the driver of the sports car stuck his middle finger out of his window at me as he zoomed off.

My heart was racing and the red sports car was already a dot in the distance. Now I was doing about 75 so I reckon it was about 110mph at least, if not more than that it was so fast.

I was still calming myself down when suddenly about a mile and a half further up I see flashing lights and I slow down to see three police cars around the red sports car stopped at the hard shoulder, with the driver already being approached by one of the policemen.

I honestly felt so happy as I drove past. Karma for that lunatic. He could have killed me. I just hope he'd already had previous speeding fines and that one got him banned for good. I can only hope!

HeySummerWhereAreYou · 26/07/2024 22:26

sandrapinchedmysandwich · 26/07/2024 21:42

What planet are you on? If your kids (or anyone's kids) are tormenting animals then they are fair game for being shouted at.

How about you discipline your kids rather than bleating that you can't control them? Discipline starts from when they are small. Stop making excuses and posting antagonistic shit on social media. You are in the wrong and everyone else can see it aside from you. Your poor kids. They don't stand a chance with you at the helm

100% this. ^

JMSA · 26/07/2024 23:10

@PepsiAddiction

I NEED to see a photo of Bertie. Please Grin

PepsiAddiction · 26/07/2024 23:45

JMSA · 26/07/2024 23:10

@PepsiAddiction

I NEED to see a photo of Bertie. Please Grin

I’ll find a decent one of him tomorrow. He’s 27 now and still as awful as he was at 2. He has little man syndrome. We “inherited” him when my dad died along with a Highland pony who was even worse but he was bigger, they were partners in crime until Freuchie died last year at 32. Bertie’s a huge character, he takes it upon himself to protect my mares, he’s known as BTB (Bertie the Bastard) 😂

S1lverCandle · 26/07/2024 23:48

PepsiAddiction · 26/07/2024 23:45

I’ll find a decent one of him tomorrow. He’s 27 now and still as awful as he was at 2. He has little man syndrome. We “inherited” him when my dad died along with a Highland pony who was even worse but he was bigger, they were partners in crime until Freuchie died last year at 32. Bertie’s a huge character, he takes it upon himself to protect my mares, he’s known as BTB (Bertie the Bastard) 😂

😂
He sounds amazing.

IridescentRainbow · 27/07/2024 00:47

Crackwillow · 25/07/2024 12:42

Yuk, pigeons are vermin. They are not so scared of small children chasing them, they flap about a bit and then land in the exact spot. Their fouling is disgusting on buildings/rail stations—disease spreaders.

They may be vermin, but no living creature deserves to be cruelly treated.

Treesnbirds · 27/07/2024 01:11

I love seeing so many people defending pigeons here. Thing is don't most of us happily eat chickens without a second thought?

They definitely have much worse lives than the pigeons, (I found out recently 😳😰) but cos we don't actually see the cruelty we decide it's ok....? Just a thought. I'm cutting down now.

SinnerBoy · 27/07/2024 03:32

PepsiAddiction · 25/07/2024 14:40

As I was walking towards them the horses started jostling as there was food on offer, Bertie the shitland as usual barged his way in, nipped one of my mares who in turn turned her arse and lashed out sending the father flying. It was carnage by this time as two horses hit the electric fence, squealed and bolted up the field, Bertie being smaller then the rest managed to scran the bag of apples rolling all over the ground which made the children cry, then the father tried to pull himself up using the electric fence. It was poetry in motion to watch. Of course it was all my fault according to him 😂. This is the one and only time I’ve used the phrase ‘get OFF my land’.

I laughed out loads about that! I had to explain it to my colleague...

SinnerBoy · 27/07/2024 04:00

A couple of years ago, I was near home on my motorbike, there's a 3 way roundabout. There are two lanes, left is left turn only and right is straight ahead only. I was going straight ahead and a black Range Rover came from the left and swerved at me, blaring the horn.

I swerved and almost hit the traffic island dividing the lanes at the exit. I thought I was going to be squashed.

Mr. Very Important got a lesson in road craft, to wit, use the rear view mirror. He hadn't seen the marked Police BMW X5, right behind him.

I pulled up near where they stopped him and a copper told me I didn't have to stop, it was all in camera. I said, "Great! But I'm just going to have a smoke and wait till I've stopped shaking."

GinAndBeerIt · 27/07/2024 04:40

Walking back to work one lunchtime a couple of weeks ago with a male colleague.
As we walked across a small patch of grass nearby where we work, he kicked a bumble bee.
I tore a strip off him.
A couple of hours later, my colleague let out an almighty yell and jumped up from his desk. A bumble bee had flown in and stung him.
Karma is lovely.

PortiasBiscuit · 27/07/2024 05:56

venus7 · 25/07/2024 14:11

This is lovely.......you're a crow protector. They'll start to worship you............

My workmate used to share part of his sandwich with a pair of crows every lunchtimeWhen we were sent to wfh during Covid he didn’t visit that park for 6 months. When he got back to office he did his lunchtime walk to the park, and both crows recognised him and followed him back to the office. He had to go in and get them a cereal bar from the vending machine.
it was amazing! They are so intelligent!

GoTigers · 27/07/2024 06:25

EvangelicalAboutButteredToast · 25/07/2024 13:19

I am as rude as so many of you come across to the people you are shouting at in the street. So sure you are right. So unaware of anything those people might be going through. So unable to keep your inner thoughts quiet. Karma is coming for the judgemental and self righteous so don’t be too pleased with yourself.

If karma is coming at me for telling parents to stop their kids from scaring animals, I look forward to her visit.

Sugarsugarahhoneyhoney · 27/07/2024 07:46

EvangelicalAboutButteredToast and you have absolutely no idea what other people are going through either but we don't all use it as an excuse.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 27/07/2024 12:10

Treesnbirds · 27/07/2024 01:11

I love seeing so many people defending pigeons here. Thing is don't most of us happily eat chickens without a second thought?

They definitely have much worse lives than the pigeons, (I found out recently 😳😰) but cos we don't actually see the cruelty we decide it's ok....? Just a thought. I'm cutting down now.

I don't think anyone thinks twice about eating a wood-pigeon? It's just that they are not generally in the supermarket as the cheapest animal protein you can buy apart from Dubious Sausages.

I do hope nobody thinks eating city pigeons would be a good idea. They are very likely to be actively toxic. The same is true of ducks that live on polluted waterways, which these days is most of the waterways Thames Water has anything to do with.

SerafinasGoose · 27/07/2024 13:54

PepsiAddiction · 26/07/2024 23:45

I’ll find a decent one of him tomorrow. He’s 27 now and still as awful as he was at 2. He has little man syndrome. We “inherited” him when my dad died along with a Highland pony who was even worse but he was bigger, they were partners in crime until Freuchie died last year at 32. Bertie’s a huge character, he takes it upon himself to protect my mares, he’s known as BTB (Bertie the Bastard) 😂

My 10-year old loved this story, which caused a lot of laughter in my house. He's constantly heard me complaining about idiots who feed horses - and the consequences for the horse - often against the express wishes of the owners and signs all around the field asking people not to do it.

I can't count the number of times I've witnessed those signs being ignored - usually by parents accompanying their children who think their right to feed/pet the pretty pony trumps the pony's welfare or its owners' risk of being landed with a vet bill of £KKKKs.

Bertie is my new personal hero.

ibelieveshereallyistgedevil · 27/07/2024 14:06

Years ago as a teenager my friend was bought a new car, and proceeded to drive like a twat- usual 17 year old lad stupidity.

One of his favourite tricks was to skid round corners because he thought he was ‘drifting’ 🙄.

I told him it was dangerous and he insisted he knew EVERY eventuality, NOTHING unexpected could happen, girls don’t know about driving etc etc

One day he turned up to school late and shame faced- it turned out he had done his favourite drifting trick- no one was hurt luckily but the car behind him happened to be an unmarked police car so he had been pulled over, bollocked and embarrassed in front of the mates he had in the car.

I enjoyed that ‘I told you so!’

JudgeJ · 27/07/2024 15:45

HeySummerWhereAreYou · 26/07/2024 22:26

100% this. ^

This post explains a lot about why schools have so much trouble with some 'parents', they refuse to discipline their children then object when someone else does so.

JudgeJ · 27/07/2024 15:50

Strangers congratulating each other for shouting at other peoples children should never be the norm.

Of course it shouldn't be the norm because if parents did a proper job then it shouldn't be necessary.
I once got screamed at because I grabbed a child who was about to chase her dolls' pram, blown by a gust of wind, into the road, the mother was well behind me, attached to her phone. I'd hurt her arm apparently but as a passer-by told her, better her arm than the rest of her body being under the passing traffic.

Ponoka7 · 27/07/2024 21:46

EvangelicalAboutButteredToast · 25/07/2024 13:00

Again slow hand clap to you getting it right whereas other scumbags like myself just fuck it up right, left and centre.

If you have a young adult/tween/teen who has special needs and are now too big to handle, you have my utmost sympathy. But most scumbag parents don't. I live among them. I've encountered them in my various workplaces. We are doing the children no favours by excusing piss poor parenting. I bumped into one today (Iwas a neighbouruntilshewas evicted), she's completely failing her eldest, the youngest toddler was in pj's and swearing her head off and the mother was buying pregnancy tests. Both children are feral because of her failure.

Kittylickingplate · 28/07/2024 03:40

JudgeJ · 27/07/2024 15:50

Strangers congratulating each other for shouting at other peoples children should never be the norm.

Of course it shouldn't be the norm because if parents did a proper job then it shouldn't be necessary.
I once got screamed at because I grabbed a child who was about to chase her dolls' pram, blown by a gust of wind, into the road, the mother was well behind me, attached to her phone. I'd hurt her arm apparently but as a passer-by told her, better her arm than the rest of her body being under the passing traffic.

I had a similar incident. Stopped a tiny toddler from running out a shop into traffic. Parents gave me the filthiest looks and the shop assistant called me interfering.
I was horribly embarrassed but do not regret it.

CleverGreenBee · 28/07/2024 16:05

This reply has been withdrawn

Message withdrawn - posted on wrong thread.

SinnerBoy · 28/07/2024 16:08

Eh? Wrong thread!

SerafinasGoose · 28/07/2024 17:52

JudgeJ · 27/07/2024 15:50

Strangers congratulating each other for shouting at other peoples children should never be the norm.

Of course it shouldn't be the norm because if parents did a proper job then it shouldn't be necessary.
I once got screamed at because I grabbed a child who was about to chase her dolls' pram, blown by a gust of wind, into the road, the mother was well behind me, attached to her phone. I'd hurt her arm apparently but as a passer-by told her, better her arm than the rest of her body being under the passing traffic.

Except that the oft-repeated phrase 'shouting at children' is a little make-up of the previous poster.

A helpful poster upthread meticulously dissected the entire thread, revealing just how few posters actually claimed to have shouted at a child and even fewer, if any, had congratulated each other for said shouting.

Shouting in the street is absolutely not my style, whether to my own kid, somebody else's, or other disgruntled parents. It demeans you, aside from which it's completely ineffective and very unlikely to make the other person, no matter how old they are, capitulate to your will. I'd make so bold as to speculate that those who favour these methods of communication are likely also those who encounter poor behaviour from others on a regular basis, and that the two issues are directly linked.

NalafromtheLionKing · 28/07/2024 18:58

republicofjam · 26/07/2024 14:13

Glad to see that your inability to leave the house with your 'poorly behaved children hasn't impacted your willingness to hand out parenting advice on other posts.

EvangelicalAboutButteredToast · Yesterday 14:29

You can tell nothing at six. My eldest was behind until I got involved in year 3 (Covid times) and now three years in he is in the top tier of his year group. My advice is get involved by prioritising education at home. Spend lots of time with your child and encourage a curious mind to the world. Don’t leave it up to the school.

So the child is about to go to secondary school and “in the top tier of his year group” yet can’t leave the house because his behaviour is so bad that his mother can’t/won’t control him and strangers have to intervene? There’s definitely something not right there.

CleverGreenBee · 28/07/2024 19:16

Sorry I'm new to this 😬 I've reposted it to Mental health but don't know how to delete it from this thread 🤔