AIBU to have nicknames for my neighbours?

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I saw a very funny thread on Twitter about this. I can't remember any of my neighbours' actual names, except one whose is amusing...

Please join me in sharing your unique neighbour nicknames!

We have:
The underwear model
Guy who owns the place
The fat family 🙈
Build-a-cunt 😬

I think sharing more would be too risky!

YABU - You should learn their names and stop being rude about them.
YANBU - Keep nurturing your creativity and being a massive curtain twitcher.

Yes we do this too. We have

Giraffe
The Alpha Romeo couple
The cat man (owns 2 cats)
The Moody lot

We have;

The satanists (cos they seem that way inclined)
The garage dweller (he's always in the garage and obsessed with it)
Chatty Cathy (because if she catches your eye you will be stuck there listening to her stories/moans/random tat for 90 mins minimum)
Invisible old lady (never ever see her)
Briefcase wanker (they're actually a married family but he's the main one we see regularly always with briefcase in tow)
Showhome Sue (because her house is always fully lit up with all windows wide open to show off the impeccable home decor)
Druggies on the corner (because of the suspicious tinted black car with the strange numberplate that comes and goes so often)
The just eat house (takeaways every night it seems, not jealous at all haha)
Mr I have a Porsche (because he got a fucking gazebo to house his Porsche under even though it doesn't fit)

Yes.

The Singalongs
The Wholesomes
The Screamers
The Animals
Important Italian Man

The unexploded Scotsman shortened to 'the unexploded' (always ranting about litter bugs etc outside his house)
Clunk and family, (he's not the brightest).
Twat at no.11- a very troublesome tenant we had.
The Borrowers (a young couple who never speak except once to borrow something)

We have:

The Twat in the Flat
The Foghorn
Smokey McSmokerson
Mower Man
Grumpy-Old-Sod-on-the-End
Chihuahua Lady
The One with all the Bin Bags
Mrs Yak. God forbid she sees you as she yaks for hours.

Mostly know all our lovely neighbours so use their names apart from NDNs who are called The Patio People, and one of them is called The Drone, they don’t seem to go anywhere and will sit outside from early until late and he, talks nonstop rubbish.

We have some hilarious but extremely inappropriate and un pc names for our neighbours
but it a in joke between us and never share

Saab twat
Twatface and Twatface
Parking twat

Time to be a bit more creative/a bit less negative, I think!

The bloody Irish house (we are in Australia)
Tubbies
The Mattress family
Wren
Scarys’s
The Princess
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater
Truck man

I have:

The lawyer
The alcoholic (he's actually married to the above)
Daddy's pocket
Nice man
Jail bird (nice woman, although I did read she went to jail for defrauding he MIL)
Happy twins
Secret Tranny (I know, I know...)
The dick and his cat
Trusted bin man
Fatty and her pup.

The only one I'm genuinely being mean about is the last one, as I do know both her and her husbands name. I call them that because they are horrendous people.

RV People
Fuckfaces
The Mouthbreather
Cunts
The Shrieking Harpy
The Guy with the Hair
Tesla People

Knobhead Neil

Mr Big The Drug Dealing Russian (shortened to Mr Big)

Battered Woman (boyfriend regularly beats her/she beats him right back/ arguments are VERY loud in a language I don't understand) - yes, police are called regularly and two days later she takes him back 🤷‍♀️

The Fat Family Robinson - no explanation needed.

Outnumbered - 6 children under 9, another on the way in a 2-bed terrace.

We don't have nicknames per say, but having read this thread has reminded me to start.
However, we do have a neighbour that starts his car to tick over at a ridiculous set same time every weekend without fail. I say to DH 'it's time, he's firing up the Quattro!' DH says 'you do know it's not a quattro?'. I keep saying it as it is now part of my Saturday regime and makes me chuckle. If it doesn't fire up, I will be curtain twitching!

We have:

Pink Shorts
Dressing Gown man
Mr Eggs
the bird man
Harold (we don’t know his name but we’ve given him that one)

although it’s a bit sad that so many on this thread are so nasty

We have:

Mr Upstairs Man (who, not surpsingly, lives in the flat upstairs). He is very old and just sits and smokes at the window)

Twat Drummer Boy (student opposite who plays the drums very well, but very loudly, with the windows open)

Henry the Eighth: Big man with a beard who once inexplicably left a rotting chicken carcass on top of his garden wall for several weeks.

Papa Fritz
Finger Bob
Lady Muck

No. Nobody asked for it🤣

First time was during the VE day Street party, he came out with his microphone and speakers and went from Hound Dog straight into Frank Sinatra My Way.

Never saw him on a Thursday evening for the NHS pots and pan bashing and clapping though.

We also have the Vonn Trapp Family Losers - not actually a family but a couple who have decorated their garden with "live, laugh, love", "learning to dance in the rain" signs and made a stupid weird mini bar.

We did have Dogless Dave & Mrs Dave but they moved recently now we’re just left with the little t#@t next door.

I used to live next door to nosey bill.

on our street now we have:
the party house (they had one party once and despite being far from perfect neighbours ourselves we appear to holding it against them)
the hmo (not a hmo, just a family living in an enormous house with their adult children)
fence guy (an angry man who shouts at children if footballs kick their fence)
sausage dog lady
the carer- she once introduced herself to me as a very caring person whilst indicating her carers uniform with an exaggerated flourish of the wrist

Gobby and gobby 2
Mother and father (said in a Yorkshire accent) - married and this is how they refer to each other
Golf guy
Man bun
Her with a face like a bulldog licking a piss covered thistle
The pissheads
Big bum - she wears padded pants, sometimes it's normal, most of the time it's huuuuuuuge
Motorway man
The bellringers

We have:

The paedo (he is, I've read the news articles)
The busybody (speaks for itself)
Nosy twat (as above)
Man in a dress (very unconvincing transwoman with full beard who is also a predatory arse)
Roast dinner woman (she's a chef at the weekends in a local pub)
Jamaican santa (a lovely, kindly larger man with a massive white beard)
Laundry woman (only ever see her in our communal laundry room)

I do actually know many of their names but we generally use the nicknames! God knows what we're called behind our backs.

Can’t believe none else has a “jet wash man” it’s not his fault to be fair his wife is a loony makes him jet wash their patio repeatedly but he can’t be doing a good enough job because she paid someone else to come do it recently.

Oh I forgot the empath. She somehow manages to slip in that she's an empath and highly sensitive and cares 'too much' in every conversation. Weirdly I've never seen any evidence of this...