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MN phrases that you would ban

384 replies

Malahide · 11/07/2024 16:47

I’ll go first..

Potty shot. 🤢
Makes me squirm. Nobody needs to be sharing their scan photos for strangers on the internet to (probably wrongly) guess their baby’s gender. The whole thing is ridiculous

OP posts:
parkrun500club · 11/07/2024 18:06

I don't like "you do realise". I find it really patronising.

Yes I probably do realise, but I don't agree with your interpretation of that realisation.

I quite like "naice", it reflects the aspirational middle class snobbery of some areas very "naicely" Grin

NotSentFromIphone · 11/07/2024 18:09

"Use your words" when directed at anyone over the age of 3.

PotOfTulips · 11/07/2024 18:09

"just for shits and giggles"

Makes me squirm, hate seeing this

parkrun500club · 11/07/2024 18:09

I also don't like the new use of "parent" as a verb - we ARE parents, we don't "parent" - even more silly when it's used for someone else looking after your children for an evening. That used to be called babysitting!

I think people like to think that they have some sort of (perfect) parenting style whereas most of us just react to events and the kids we have and drag them up as best we can.

I also don't like "making memories".

But neither of these are exclusive to MN.

parkrun500club · 11/07/2024 18:10

PotOfTulips · 11/07/2024 18:09

"just for shits and giggles"

Makes me squirm, hate seeing this

I don't like that one either. But its not a MNism. Or perhaps it is, the lady who runs one of my outdoor fitness classes used it - maybe she got it from MN!

parkrun500club · 11/07/2024 18:11

Cheeky wine, cheeky cake, cheeky anything..

Except CF!

willWillSmithsmith · 11/07/2024 18:11

Big girl pants - it just makes me think of really big knickers.

You do you.

IReallyStillCantBeBothered · 11/07/2024 18:13

Not a phrase but the acronyms can be very annoying and sometimes confusing, DS, DSS, DM etc.

skippy67 · 11/07/2024 18:14

"Did you mean to be so rude"?
So lame, and not the silver bullet that so many on here think it is.

Sharptonguedwoman · 11/07/2024 18:15

I’d quite like to lob ‘hubs’ and ‘yummy’ into the sun.

Lavenderfields121 · 11/07/2024 18:15

It’s not an airport, you don’t need to announce your departure.

Thepeopleversuswork · 11/07/2024 18:16

Another one I can’t bear is “it works for us as a family”. It always is used by women as a euphemism for “it suits him and I don’t have money of my own and haven’t for the fight left in me to argue back.” Usually in reference to not working and doing all the domestic work.

It’s so beaten down and emotionally dishonest.

Bonjovispjs · 11/07/2024 18:16

Cunt, I'm sure there are plenty of people who say it in real life, but I only ever see it on here.

EffortlesslyInelegant · 11/07/2024 18:18

Run. Run for the hills.

The hills are thataway.

Run like the wind.

Especially when repeated for the 789th time by people who haven't even read the thread.

ImNotGivingAwayMyShot · 11/07/2024 18:19

HungryLittleCrocodile · 11/07/2024 17:21

And it's ALWAYS cycling Grin

I was about to say the same thing! 😂

Minimili · 11/07/2024 18:21

MammaTo · 11/07/2024 17:17

Name change for this as it’s incredibly outing - okay and?

I don’t really understand this absolute fear that people seem to have about posting anything that might make them slightly recognisable in the fear of being “outed”

Its especially frustrating when people post they aren’t in the UK but refuse to say where they are in case their location means we suddenly all realise it’s Sandra who moved to Costa Blanca in 2022 and she’s made herself vulnerable by sharing she’s had some house guests stay and they have been getting a bit too comfortable.
It’s often relevant to the post as well like possibly seeking advice about tenancy laws or having a termination and so you get hundreds of people asking “Which country are you in OP?”
The OP just completely ignores the question most of the time!

People must think that they are instantly recognisable by their nearest supermarket, hobbies or what county they live in.

What are the chances that a hobby is going to lead people to your true identity anyway? Even if it’s a pretty niche hobby there will still be thousands of others that do the same.

The weather posts are so frustrating like -
“it’s been raining where I am all week”
Other posters comment they have had nice weather and ask where the OP is and they clam up and say it’s outing. No one wants their full address and post code but a vague “Birmingham area” wouldn’t even give a private detective much to go on unless your other posts are full of personal details.

I have shared details about my vague location, that I swim as a hobby and I have nightmare neighbours and a cat. I don’t think I’ve compromised my true identity just yet…
Anyone that knows me would recognise the user name anyway, I thought that’s why we had the option to name change?

This is my biggest annoyance on this forum. Unless you are on the run, under witness protection or have a job in a hated profession like traffic warden or tax inspector, no one is going to put together a profile on you based on small details you share on a parenting forum.

I actually think it would stop some of the nasty posts you get if people were a bit less anonymous. I’m not saying to share every detail but acting like you are a secret agent and refusing to share where you went on holiday in 2018 and got food poisoning in case it “outs you” just makes you sound secretive or petty. It’s far more likely to get a sympathetic response if you said “We went to Cyprus for my husband’s hobby of cooking authentic Greek food and unfortunately got so ill with food poisoning it ruined the whole trip that we’d saved years for“

Rant over (that’s another saying I hate! 😂)

ImNotGivingAwayMyShot · 11/07/2024 18:24

parkrun500club · 11/07/2024 18:09

I also don't like the new use of "parent" as a verb - we ARE parents, we don't "parent" - even more silly when it's used for someone else looking after your children for an evening. That used to be called babysitting!

I think people like to think that they have some sort of (perfect) parenting style whereas most of us just react to events and the kids we have and drag them up as best we can.

I also don't like "making memories".

But neither of these are exclusive to MN.

Parent as a verb is also correct though. It's in the dictionary.

Making memories does remind me of the whole 'live, laugh, love' quotes and I do find both mildly irritating!

Boils my piss must be the worst. I've never once heard it said in real life.

Waitformetoarrive · 11/07/2024 18:25

Thesnoozingsighthound · 11/07/2024 17:05

HTH

It seems to be the way to emphasise “I’m right and you’re wrong”. Maybe it was once used in a truly helpful non-sarky way, but I’ve never come across it.

What does HTH mean?

ImNotGivingAwayMyShot · 11/07/2024 18:26

Waitformetoarrive · 11/07/2024 18:25

What does HTH mean?

Hope that helps

MartyFunkhouser · 11/07/2024 18:27

The latest thing, ‘please be gentle’, ‘please be kind’ in the OP.

I find it very patronising.

Keepingongoing · 11/07/2024 18:27

I don’t think there’d be much point banning phrases because other phrases would replace them and get annoying.

Interesting that we can get so annoyed by language.

I feel very unkeen on posts that start ‘I mean,….’

Waitformetoarrive · 11/07/2024 18:28

ImNotGivingAwayMyShot · 11/07/2024 18:26

Hope that helps

Thanks for explaining, I wouldn’t have worked that out 😂

TigerRag · 11/07/2024 18:29

"kindly" and then they say something that really isn't kind!

Wavescrashingonthebeach · 11/07/2024 18:36

Bonjovispjs · 11/07/2024 18:16

Cunt, I'm sure there are plenty of people who say it in real life, but I only ever see it on here.

I say it in real life :)

Bunnyasmyname · 11/07/2024 18:37

No is a complete sentence.
ODFOD
I'm appalled/horrified/fuming because of something ridiculously trivial

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