Fuck me Worthing has become expensive. First, saying a house worth a million shouldn't have a shit kitchen makes no sense. That house in, say, Notting Hill, could have the shittest kitchen in the world and would sell in a heartbeat. Second, yes it's right on top of a terrible section of the terrible A27. Third, if the sellers really wanted to maximise their profits they should build the shit house next door themselves and sell them separately. Fourth, the new build on the next road is also hideous. I'm depressed.