Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

[AngeloMysterioso]

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

Why don’t you just correct your teenage DD?
I corrected mine all the time. They hated it. They still hate it 🤣

The alternating capitals denotes mockery, it's actually been around a long time but became mainstream with a spongebob meme.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternating_caps

"Tell me you're a ............. without telling me you're a .........."

The time to judge other people for having harmless fun is in your teens when you have the excuse of not knowing better.

*Why don’t you just correct your teenage DD?
I corrected mine all the time. They hated it. They still hate it *

I hesitate to as she’s dyslexic and going through an extremely arsey stage. She’ll take it as criticism of her spelling (i don’t think it’s a spelling mistake and wouldn’t mean it that way but she wouldn’t listen to reason) and blow up.

it’s hard restraining myself though as I am a top pedant.

Ok. Understood. Sorry about that 🌺

Not read whole thread but..

This is going to upset a lot of people - no, no it isn't, no one cares!

Making memories

Oh no prob!

MrsWhattery · Today 08:40

I also hate when people repeat the wrong letter to emphasise a word like "andddd" instead of "aaaand"

Sorry, but you've just done one of my pet hates...

"I hate when / I love that yo do..."

I hate it when/ I love it that you!

😃

In my insert something mundane era

SinnerBoy. It wasn't me! I was quoting that Ilovecleaning

Hate the extra letters too. Especially “loveeee” when I think they mean “looove” or “luuurve”.

Also ; while slightly off topic; why does the phrase ' work colleague' in a title
so often bode ill.

Living my best life….

Boss mum
Boss lady
Bossing my business
Bossing anything……just boss off will you?

Mumpreneur

Telling everyone you’re in A&E with no context. And then replying to the frantic replies with “have messaged you”. If it was that private, then why the stupid post in the first place?

POV

Bae

I could keep going.

MrsWhattery · Today 20:53

SinnerBoy. It wasn't me! I was quoting that Ilovecleaning

Oh, sorry! Profound and grovelling apologies of grovelliness!

Telling everyone you’re in A&E with no context.

Oh yes! You have to post a photo of yourself in a regulation hospital nightie saying something like "well today didn't go quite as planned" or something, then enjoy everyone making a fuss. Well it can't be that bad if you're attending to your social media feed and making sure you have everyone's attention, can it.

I've even seen selfies taken in the actual ambulance and roping in the paramedics to pose with them! Poor paramedics have to add that to their job now.

I promise I've read the whole thread, & I may have missed it... But, what does ate mean when they don't mean that they've eaten something? 🥴

oh god I hate red lip too. also when magazines focus on a new style trouser and call it the "new pant". It's pantS - plural!

I also really hate it when fashion influencers call any item of clothing a "piece". There's one on youtube that does it all the time. Every single thing is a "piece", rather than what it is, eg a pair of shoes or a top. It sounds so pretentious and irritating after a while.

I hate it when ( well known) pregnant women are described as ‘showing off’ or ‘showcasing’ their baby bump

they really aren’t It’s not like they can hide it
grrr

Living their best lives
Reaching out

4 whole weeks of loving you

To tell you the truth.

Adulting
Neuro spicy
Spicy straight
Louder for those at the back.
Do better.

I liked 'checks notes' when I first saw it, but it's worn a bit thin now.

I’m glad ‘all the feels’ has died a death…that was awful

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