Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

[AngeloMysterioso]

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

to be fair, in Japan i want to go to a place that makes 3D latte art and I want it to be stunning :-D

I do like making memories, though!! But I don't say so on social media.

I hate how everything is now "core" and everyone rambles on about particular "aesthetics". Drives me up the wall.

The internet thing I dislike is when people say that a thing is their whole personality now or that liking something or a certain aesthetic is their personality. That isn't what personality is, those are your interests and tastes. Personality is a combination of your characteristics and traits, how you behave and react.

I can never workout if people who say this actually know that a purple Stanley cup isn't and can't be your personality and are just being internet ironic or if there is some blurring between how you portray yourself online, the lifestyle and products you associate yourself with and your actual personality happening.

I was going to post they “ate” - what does it even mean!!!

adulting

Doing something “with this one/this lot”

“much needed” (day out/holiday/coffee)

Sorry if I am repeating anyone, surely I am as they are awful, but I hate "Out with these beautiful humans" or "day out with these favourites".

I think, and I am not sure, Unalived is used because some algorithms on SM will block/ report the post if it says dead etc

Oh and the constant waggling of products being promoted - mascaras, cups, shoes ANYTHING gets a waggling from side to side

GDWM. No. I don't want to get dressed with you and since when did WEARING a handbag become a thing???

God it's all a load of vacuous shite. It makes you want to live in a hole.

Love you to the moon and back

I think, and I am not sure, Unalived is used because some algorithms on SM will block/ report the post if it says dead etc

I think it's specifically related to murder and suicide. Not sure why they don't just add "unalived" to the algorithm.

I can't stand "I did a thing" and "this one" arrrrggghh

But the thing I hate most isn't so much a saying but when someone BOASTS about being a good samaritan or salt of the earth. It's so cringy! "I found this man on the street and he hadn't eaten for two days so I bought him this bag of shopping" etc. Pic of said man and supermarket bag. Then the person gets loads of likes and "that was a wonderful thing you did" and "the world needs more people like you xxx" and "you are a beautiful human being" and laps it up.

I'm not envious of the likes, at all - I'm not bothered about them and rarely post on SM. It's just that it makes me feel like I'm from another planet. Since when did egregious boasting and showing off about how great you are become a positive thing? Why aren't people embarrassed to do that? How can people not see it's all about ego? Are you really a wonderful person if you use a passing down-and-out bloke for likes and attention? Ugh.

That's sad if they think a coffee is cheeky. I can understand some kind of incredibly unhealthy or fattening food...but coffee?

@Adrieeeeenne 'This lot'...yes that is cringey, but why?

If l see the words 'a leggy display' once more....
Every bloody article with some Z list celeb wearing a pelmet skirt or one that's split as far as the ovaries.

Thought of another. Not a saying. A move.

That pose where they show off a lipstick/mascara/eyeliner/ something else by holding it in front of their open palm?

Argh.

'Run don't walk'

Also: "my little family"

Also not read all thread, so apologies if repeating...

'It's been a minute'

Also, those dog accounts where they talk like a baby: 'Hooman sez I is gud boyz'

God, yes, the 'unalived' thing! When did this happen?
Also the 'de@d' and 's3x' nonsense. We're adults. We know what the words are.

That pose where they show off a lipstick/mascara/eyeliner/ something else by holding it in front of their open palm?
That. And the finger wiggling/nail tapping thing when they're showing off an item.

Every single DM female sleb is either 'putting on a busty, or a leggy display'. Horror.

I have absolutely no idea 😂

I don't have facebook and other shite because of the pointless drival on it and the inane expressions. Too many to list but two that make me swear whenever I read / hear them in particular is 'super' in front of anything, i.e 'super happy' and 'reaching out'. Just FUCK OFF.
Read it way too much on MN, both just sound so stupid and purile.