Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

[AngeloMysterioso]

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

Tell me you’re ‘whatever’ without telling me you’re ‘whatever’
I hate that one.

i also hate ‘feeling blessed’

Ha that's hillarious

And also illustrates he point that whilst so many of these sayings are intensely irritating, there's so many memes that are actually brilliant!

'Needs gone today' on FB local selling group. NEEDS GONE?! What sort of english is that supposed to be?!

Like this one

Not a saying, but an action...when somebody posts a video with a before and after element to it and they film themselves clicking their fingers between the two clips as a way of marking the reveal / change.

It drives me crazy.

"chef's kiss"

Another poster who has no idea on POV ... I get its Point Of View but then it's not used like that ... faaaack I'm so old

'Chef's kiss'😖
'I was today years old when'
'Curated'

There's so much shite on social media, but it's so bloody addictive!

"Rant over"
"Beautiful inside and out" - I'm too literal for this, I just think they're not beautiful inside, they're blood and muscles and organs.
"Love you to the moon and back" - Again, means nothing, its just stupid.

While I'm here can we all please stop saying "Can I get" when you mean "Please may I have" 😖

Oh and 'fizz'. As in 'Friday Fizz / Fizzy Friday', glass of fizz, cheeky glass of fizz etc etc. It's either prosecco, cava, or champagne hun. And my money's on Asda prosecco.

‘Hack’, when they mean ‘tip’ or ‘short cut’.

It makes me want to hack. With an axe.

"and wallah" instead of "et voila"

"I love you to the moon and back" isn't a social media saying, that rabbit book was around in the 90s.

I hate cheeky coffee or whatever, too.

Did it call you a twat and run away, flicking the V sign? No.

But it bloody well should have done.

YANBU

It's even more cringey when corporates do it.

POV: just bought new Persil

That feeling when there aren't any hobnobs left in the cupboard

Or whatever

"This one though" accompanying a photo of a friend, partner, child, dog or wahtever. Though what? As compared with what? It makes no sense to use though when nothing has been said previously to compare with.

I can stand “I did a thing.”

It always makes me feel like they need to post a picture of a weird bowel motion.

So many of these haha.

Also 'about last night...' I don't know why that annoys me so much!

Some of you never (did normal thing) and it shows

A pop of colour

just like that

both induce severe irrational rage of epic proportions in me, I can’t even explain why!

And just like that...

A MN one: “Hope you have support IRL.”

Nope: that’s why she’s just tearfully typed out a long post to a bunch of usernames.

Reading page 1 I'm so pleased to be too old for it all and not to give a damn!

I follow a married at first sight fan site on instagram and they always announcing when someone is “soft launching” or “hard launching” a new partner, it’s so fucking annoying.

Also “my heart stopped when….” No it didn’t. You are still alive typing this.

Yes! Especially when you see it as a filter on their profile pic when they are being an absolute cnut to someone.