To think it was obvious they were for the kids??

[Birump]

DS is having a little play date today, low key birthday “party” but DS doesn’t really do parties so it’s more of a gloried play date.
Yesterday I did some baking … 8 sausage rolls, 8 scotch eggs, 8 jam slags and 8 chocolate brownies.

Came down this morning and most of it is gone, I text DH asking if he’d touched the baking and he said yes, he’d taken it for work.

im fuming, isn’t it fucking obvious that they were for the kids for today?? He’s insisting that it was not obvious. This is not the first time he’s done something like this.

Apricot obvs

No, those are Jam Prudes.

Does anyone have a photo of a Jam Slag or Jam Slags?

Nope the Internet has nothing…i tried jam slags, Paul hollywood jam tarts, mary berry jam tarts, large jam tarts, large jam tarts with jam ball on top, image searches etc…

This appears to be a unique invention of the family of OP@Birump 😂

YANBU your husband is a greedy twat

YABVVVVVU for calling them jam slags

You are my hero 👏

So greedy and thoughtless, I’d be fuming.

Yes it’s obvious the food was prepared for the kids

Next week there will be jam slags in every Greggs around the country.

Next time, leave a note any time your baking is for another's benefit. If he still takes the food, you have a serious problem with your partner.

No fucking way did he think they were for him to take, absolute bullshit of the highest stinkiest degree.

I'd pack his bags!

Common sense would be to tell your partner? Talking helps!

I voted you are not being unreasonable of course but wtf are Jam slags 😂😂

Deliberately you say?

What an absolute cunt.

he's a greedy, selfish pig and i can honestly say for the first time in my life - ltb.

We used to call jam slags nipple cakes

It would be bad enough if you'd bought them, but you took time to MAKE them. I would be furious. Selfish man.

What a big over grown baby he is!!

Oh my god. I’d be so hurt.

Apricot jam doesn't deserve to be called jam.

Jam is ALWAYS raspberry. With seeds.

Pretty much says it all!

Wow.

I think I have to agree here.

I seriously doubt it's your first.

Divorce over a few sausage rolls.

Now that's Peak Mumsnet. 😀😀

@Birump I hope you update us with your DH's "reasoning explanation".

Mine would be doing his own laundry and own food cooking for the next couple of weeks. I really dislike men who think what they "want" is the only important consideration in life.

Agree with @Nanaof1. I wouldn't be cooking for him for a while, put him on a diet after all that fattening pastry