Strange celeb crushes

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I'll go first

Marcus Wareing
Cheerful Charlie (Clarksons Farm)

SP is a good one. He was the ugliest man I had ever seen when I was young. And now he's really good looking. No one has aged as well as him. Not just those eyes, but he looks so healthy now, when in his youth he looked really sedentary and puffy.

I don’t even know who that is?

Steve Pemberton does have gorgeous eyes.

It’s Reece Shearsmith for me (I don’t think that’s weird though)

And Mark Gatiss as the Victorian Dr Chinnery in the LoG Christmas special (specific).

It's Jeremy's socks and sandals combo that is enticing. Plus he is a keen allotment holder like me. We could have innuendo filled flirting about melons and courgettes.

Bob Mortimer is lovely. He’s the same age as my dad but that’s scruples

Would they go in for that do you think?

Mine is Jack Black too!!
I just love him ❤️

This has reminded me of two other crushes. This song is very fitting 'being lewd with two dudes and food'

Yes please 😍

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

Patrick Stewart is old enough to be my Grandad but I’ve always had such a crush on him!

Joe would!

Ed Miliband and Ed Balls. And I have never even voted Labour!

@IamaRevenant I actually knew two people that looked exactly like Brett and Duane (was that their names?) They didn't know each other, but I was hoping they'd bump into each other for comedy effect. Never happened. Neither were musical. I bet you would have been all over them. They both would have appreciated it as they were both even more awkward than those two characters and never really dated.

Keir Starmer. Everyone thinks I'm barking but I cant help it.

I see the Ed Balls thing. He has a friendly face.

My weird mild politician crushes are Zac Goldsmith and Gavin Williamson (and I’ve never voted Tory). I had to google ‘Tory politician fireplace shop’ to find GW though because that was all I could remember about him!

Stephen Mangan

And Dogtanian (80s/90s version) 😂

Rishi Sunak
Tom Courtenay (young and old)
Sherlock Hound (the dog one)
Konstantin from Killing Eve
Roman Abramovich

Andrew Graham Dixon - swoooonnnnn

Roger Allam but only as Peter Mannion
Ditto Peter Capaldi as Malcom Tucker
Oh and Michael Portillo 🫣

Eddy redmayne .. gives me hot flushes lol

😂😂 omg .. JC? .. can’t stand anything about him but you’ve actually made me chuckle with your post

Robert Carlyle but only as Rumpelstiltskin in Once Upon a Time
Mark Labett it's his intelligence especially on The Chase
Eysteinn Sigurõarsorson, Sigtrygger from The Last Kingdom

😂😂😂

Oh I forgot my main man! First ever crush. Shane McGowan. Sexy as feck. Even when I saw him at a gig and he was on a zimmer frame with a litre of vodka and told my friend's mum to 'fuck off you old hag'. Swoon 😍

Now this is the definition of a strange crush

😂😂swoon