Strange celeb crushes

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I'll go first

Marcus Wareing
Cheerful Charlie (Clarksons Farm)

If we're going down the politician snog, marry avoid route I'll snog Boris (yes yes, I know. He must have something about him though for the number of women he's impregnated. I'll only go there once) avoid Farage and (obviously) marry Jeremy.

That's the Corbyn not the Hunt (or as newsreaders like to call him, Cunt)

I'm not sure if Jeremy Hunt is programmed to shag, just make himself money. His circuit boards would combust at the complexity of making a woman orgasm.

It's true what they say. There are AI bots among us.

Glad I’m not alone @ScottBakula

Sorry but I'd shag Dominic Raab and marry Gavin Williamson. The rest can get off a cliff.

I've got a really weird one. I like watching mindless youtube stuff about celeb plastic surgury and I've started developing a thing for some celebrity plastic surgeon called Gary Linkov. He had alopecia and it grew back but I only fancy him with absolutely no hair for some reason.

Robocop, the original one, but he has to keep his helmet on.
Christopher Walken.
Robert Powell as Jesus of Nazareth, but I'm probably going to Hell for that one.

Robocop, the original one, but he has to keep his helmet on.

Ha ha that's a good one.

I really fancy Nathan Fielder. This is inexplicable to me as he has (on screen) such a terrible personality and isn't even objectively attractive but he just makes me drool.

I thought I was the only one! I got weirdly very into him after the episode of Nathan For You when he was spending time with an escort even though I cringed throughout. Super strange.

I had a very intense crush on Niles from Frasier a couple of years ago, I’d forgotten that one. He’s just so witty.

I’m hoping none of my friends are on MN because this is getting quite outing.

Ian Brown - for over 30 years

In order
Ronnie o' Sullivan - Snooker Champion
Matt Bellamy - Muse
Thom Yorke - Radiohead
Robert Carlyle - Trainspotting
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Christopher Walken too

Terry Hall was bloody gorgeous

Yeah! Me too

Michael Hestletine - I love a good head of hair and strong eyebrows

Yes to Matt Bellamy.
Robert Carlyle is sexy in everything!

Except maybe Cracker? Traumatised me for years, that did.

Joe Marler, he just seems like he's such a good bloke with a wicked sense of humour who doesn't take life too seriously. Seeing him with his kids after a match is just lovely. This big rough, tough guy with a massive heart.

I saw him in IKEA in Croydon once looking at wardrobes 😂

@Oganesson118 thank you!