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Potential threat of snipers

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CompulsiveNameChanges · 02/05/2024 21:55

Does anyone else always close curtains/blinds before turning on lights in a dark room just in case there's a sniper lurking outside? I'm not a woman who's likely to have a hit on me, but I feel like it's a sensible thing to do nonetheless.

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Sasqwatch · 12/05/2024 19:08

Lulu49 · 12/05/2024 08:02

Zombies, I'm convinced, will deffo be a thing one day! We already have spice heads which look pretty close. I lock my car doors so zombies can't get in and run up my drive when I get out of the car or put the bins out, also because of zombies 😄

Your Zombies put the bins out @Lulu49 ? Most impressed 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

greengreyblue · 12/05/2024 19:41

This thread puts me in mind of Bob Mortimer’s quip about his childhood friend who was a sniper’s dream!(had a large head) 😂

Trulyme · 12/05/2024 20:27

If someone wants to kill you so badly that they would hire a sniper, then you’ve got no chance.

In all of the movies I’ve watched, snipers attack during the day whilst you’re out in public.

You’re more likely to be electrocuted, die in a house fire or get hit by a car.

You might as well live your life as if it’s your last every day and not worry about it.

Dobest · 13/05/2024 18:30

Trulyme · 12/05/2024 20:27

If someone wants to kill you so badly that they would hire a sniper, then you’ve got no chance.

In all of the movies I’ve watched, snipers attack during the day whilst you’re out in public.

You’re more likely to be electrocuted, die in a house fire or get hit by a car.

You might as well live your life as if it’s your last every day and not worry about it.

You’re more likely to be electrocuted,

Always have a short flex on the electric fire, so the assassins can't throw it into the bath that you're relaxing in.

LeopardsRockingham · 13/05/2024 19:07

A friend lived in a barn conversion in the country with really large picture windows. They were isolated and never pulled the blinds or curtains.

I was always edgy when we were there especially alone but the family always thought I was being a silly townie

That was until we were there alone, 2 teen girls and a man flattened himself to the glass outside wanking furiously 😬

I live in a built up area but still have the "willies" about the back garden and the patio doors at night

ValueAddedTaxonomy · 13/05/2024 19:11

If, by 'sniper', you mean the neighbours who would make nasty remarks to one another about your not-for-public-consumption slatternly indoor appearance, then YANBU.

LadyEloise1 · 13/05/2024 19:14

Gosh I hadn't thought of a sniper.
I'll have to add him to the stranger who might be lurking or living by the shed in the overgrown area far down the back garden and the one who might have got in the attic window.
😀

greengreyblue · 13/05/2024 19:59

@ValueAddedTaxonomy a sniper is a gunman that lays low.

JacketPotatoFoodOfTheGods · 13/05/2024 20:15

LeopardsRockingham · 13/05/2024 19:07

A friend lived in a barn conversion in the country with really large picture windows. They were isolated and never pulled the blinds or curtains.

I was always edgy when we were there especially alone but the family always thought I was being a silly townie

That was until we were there alone, 2 teen girls and a man flattened himself to the glass outside wanking furiously 😬

I live in a built up area but still have the "willies" about the back garden and the patio doors at night

Jesus!

JacketPotatoFoodOfTheGods · 13/05/2024 20:17

IncompleteSenten · 12/05/2024 17:24

No.
I worry about rats coming up through the waste pipe while I'm using the loo though.

🤣🤣🤣

JacketPotatoFoodOfTheGods · 13/05/2024 20:18

Yellowcrocuspatch · 12/05/2024 16:55

If John Wick is going to burst in and take you out then a pair of curtains won’t stop him.

I mean, Keanu can pop in anytime he likes!

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