70s bush envy

[Sparklybutold]

Is it just me or does anyone else have bush envy? Yes I mean pubic hair bush. I swear I have alopecia down there. I would love a big soft bush. Apparently you can get a bush wig which I'd seriously consider.

(Dear Aston University - stick that in your pipe)

No its not gross, its part of being a woman and the problem lies with youhas the man and shouldnt be put on the woman. Your issue as a man not theirs.. embrace the muff, enjoy the sexy warmth it brings.

What about public ones? 😂

I must admit I do have a high body count due to having a 5 year limit on relationships. I'm usually bored and ready to move on well before then.

It’s a shame you’re so out of touch with your body as to think it is gross and unhygienic in its natural state. 😔

That's your opinion. Many of my exes had a very different opinion. Does your opinion take precedence over theirs?

Yes it does when it’s her body. Your exes’ opinion is relevant only to the contents of their own knickers.

I have a natural 'bush' (though I do hate that term for pubic hair). It has never really occurred to me to mess with what nature gave me. Mind you, I don't shave my armpits or legs except in the summer, so it seems that I'm definitely in the Mumsnet minority..

This thread is getting Brian from Hull vibes

Brian from Hull
Danny from Dagenham

No one’s opinion is more important than anyone else’s @DagenhamDanny, but you’ve come into a predominantly female forum and given your opinion as if it were a fact. Perhaps posters would have been less angry with you if you’d said ‘Personally, my preference is…’

(But actually, I’m not really sure what relevance your opinion has here at all if you are a man. I can’t really imagine going on to a predominantly male forum and announcing for example: ‘Uncircumcised penises are gross’. It’s a very childish way of giving an opinion. The word gross is also childish).

Are you just here to be provocatively offensive about women?

Yeah it’s kind of creepy….

If you want a blokes view. We personally like to nuzzle in down there. Save the bush!!! Naturally protective and just naturally feminine. Trim it, yes. You don’t want kielder forest bursting out at the pool but never shave!!

"Perhaps posters would have been less angry with you if you’d said ‘Personally, my preference is..."

Actually, that's exactly what I did say in my original post.

Plenty of those fuckers around😂

But not what you said in the post I’m referencing

Not at all. I think a neatly trimmed lady garden is one of the most beautiful sights of all.

@Crawlinsciences, thanks for the unsolicited advice, which I will not be taking.

Then perhaps go back to my original post and start from there.

Not at all. I think a neatly trimmed lady garden is one of the most beautiful sights of all.

The difference between one of the most beautiful sights and a gross jungle is quite literally 1 to 1.5cm of hair then?

Correct.

I wouldn’t get a pubic wig just be proud of what you have. I’m a hairy mostly grey mess down there. Not through choice though as it started greying in my 20’s! I just can’t cope with pain and so couldn’t bear the idea of waxing it and the itch after I shaved it once was horrendous. I have hair-free envy!

You’ve written more than one post in which you’ve described women’s bodies as gross. In one of them you framed it as an opinion, in the other you’ve stated it as a fact. So what? Why the need to say it more than once anyway?

You seem too young to be a parent so I’m hopeful you don’t have any daughters at least.

Ok, its your right to date accordingly, as I'm sure many women will and avoid a ma who thinks women are gross.

I find the idea of debating 1cm of pubic hair a bit dull, and its almost certainly a deliberate attempt to get responses. We'll all be ok Reddit or the Daily Mail by tomorrow. So I'm leaving you to it.

I think you're just trying to be annoying. This is the point at which someone asks why they allow 12 year olds on here.

I’m imagining a wandering pube wig…. Where might it end up 🤣🤣🤣