In seeing recent pictures of Jennifer Lopez and feeling unfeasibly jealous....

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...I mean really.

She looks fabulous and only a month after having twins, she has lost most of her 50lb weight gain.....how?????

Severe

I want to be a fly on the wall and see how these celebs really do it

lipo and airbrushing

ohhh jlo, im sooooo jealous of her, shes got everyhting hasnt she

Aah, but her dh looks knackered!
Don't forget night nannies etc too.

don't really rate her at all. jenny from the block

Good underwear, liposuction, other people looking after twins, maids, cooks, cleaners, personal trainers.
Cynical? Moi?

Her H is grotesque though.

Darling, it's a photo of a celeb. It's not real. Really really not.

She is probably on 101 calories a day, too. And exercising ferociously to a point which will damage those zipup muscly things.

Comfort yourself with the fact that her DH looks like a weasel.

...bet you she doesn't breast feed either or do the night feeds!

She'll be spending more time with her personal trainer than her baby...is that REALLY a good motherhood model?

And I hate this inference that the most important thing about having a baby is regaining your former figure...why? The only way to do that is leave your baby in the care of someone else for huge portions of the day!

LOL artichokes, he really does doesnt he, i was shocked when i first saw him tbh, i was expecting some god, so it is with great pleasure that i can put my hand on my heart and hereby declare, MY DH IS FITTER THAN JENNIFER LOPEZ'S

Actually the photos I saw, her Dh looked knackered, maybe he does everything.

do you really think they get lipo/ tummy tucks so soon after childbirth? i was just in shock. she looked like a normally healthy mum to be - now looks almost back to normal.

first nicole ritchie....then myleene klass and now J Lo....

Loupylou - Mummy Pig's(i.e. peppa's mummy)dh is fitter than Jlo's!

Nope miggsie, isnt breastfeeding, one of the questions was about that. Also has two night nurses.

but even with that, come one...one month to lose all that weight!! Even Liz hurley went into hiding for about 3/4 months before she reemerged looking vaguely svelte....

PEOPLE magazine did a feature on her

her prams that cost about a zillion dollars

the twins "ornate" (and severe looking) cots that also cost a zillion.

It was so OTT on how garish luxurious her lifestyle is. It was a bit gross.

I'm sure she has a personal trainer, a personal chef, and lives on Organic air.

Miggisie - you are right, she does not BF. According to OK (which I happened to come across on my secretary's desk...) she decided bottle feeding was best the best thing for the babies. Hmmmm. There areloads of reasons to bottle feed, esp if you have twins, but the one she came up with is a load of crap and very unhelpful advice for young mums who read OK.

hmm yes doesnt she literally have diamond encrusted spoons to wean them with

loopy - you see, she really does have everything (aside from the fit hubby)...

yep, looks arnt everything, its whats inside that counts m(am gonna stop there)

TWO night nurses????
Ah, one for each twin?
I expect while she was in hospital they removed a couple of her vital organs so she lost the weight there and then...

jenny from the block my arse! Jenny had a lot of cock more like! She did not bf because her mum didnt! Silly bint! Her h is not pretty at all!

LOL Miggsie.

I dunno, I am just amazed. DS was delivered via csecion and I know how careful you have to be after having the OP. Even with money, you couldnt exercise so soon - it would be impossible.

Am with motherinferior - she has to be surviving on thin air, hence the reason to decide not to bfeed...bet she is on the cabbage soup diet. she may look great, but dont be standing downwind of her

Can anyone tell that I am genuinely amazed?

its not real life isn it? dh works with top class people, he knows how much hard work im doing at the mo with two nder3. them people only kiss the baby during the day. they probably love them, but its totally different sort of love.
we all need lupsuction and airbrush
but no nannys

..well the spoons may be diamond encrusted but I bet the contents of the nappies aren't!
...don't we all just want them to puke on her new dress.
Oops
that was bitchy.