Something you'd love to say to that one person at work.

[32degrees]

Say it here, see if it helps.

I'll start: you dramatic entitled cow. I am sick to death of your bullshit. Stop threatening to quit, make my year and actually do it.

You don’t have to run every single thing past me nor give me a running commentary of your day / workload- like your some kind of Martyr! I have my own case load to get through! How you’ve been kept on in this job for as long as you have is one of life’s mysteries!

totally agree I am the only girl in my team of 15. 50 in the department and only 3 altogether. hr pull this crack all the time. but in reality only men apply for the jobs when advertised so can only pick the best from that bunch. luckily enough apart from one young jumped up little shite we have a good team work well together regardless of our sex

Karma, you cunt.

I work with this guy too!

To an ex colleague

"I'm just nipping for a widdle, mind the desk" no not when you finish in 15 minutes and wanted to eat digestives in the bog oh and you sound like a rhino taking a piss against an oil tank. We all knew you stashed biscuits and cakes and yes it was me who put my finger in every one of your French fancies you fucking gluttonous bitch.

STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME

@Malo05 Just spat my coffee out!!! 🤣🤣🤣 But seriously? Scoffing in the loo?! That's gross!

@MoonWoman69 honest she didn't want to share her goodies and ate them in the toilet. She was first cutting a slice of cake if I made one and brought it in. I don't mind someone having a sweet tooth but share 🤣

You stink of piss, feet and pickled onion monster munch, which doesn’t need to be eaten every single day in this tiny airless office, you dirty bastard, here is a bar of dove, do us all a favour, have a fucking scrub! (to a 26 year old lazy misogynist bellend whose dad is the boss…) if you’re reading this “diamond Dave” yes I’m talking to you

Stop taking over my projects. You have yours, I have mine, and we work together, but lead on our own.

No good us duplicating effort, but she isn't getting the hint.

🤣🤣🤣 Some people! I had a boss, I used to call her Hoover! She once asked why and I said whenever there was mention of me doing a buffet for an event, she'd slurp, lick her lips, then when it came time, dive in and Hoover it up! Elbowing people out of the way too! She was like a kid at school, all arms so people couldn't copy, or in her case, get to the buffet! She passed away a few years ago, but she was actually the best boss I ever had, bless her x

If you don't want a window open to ventilate a room don't complain if someone sneezes anywhere in the fucking building, we work with kids you're going to get germs.

Turn the fucking heater off before I set fire to your feet. If you're cold in an office where the temperature is 28 degrees then a) put a cardigan on and b) go see a fucking doctor.

You're not to busy if you cna spend 45 minutes talking to your mate about how busy you are. And it doesn't take 3 hours and 2 people to do a single page of meeting notes from a general briefing. You've been doing this job as long as ive been alive so surely you can manage it by now.

Also, FUCK OFF

Ahhh so glad I don't work with this person anymore after i moved department

I really hope I get the promotion out of this office, it will properly fucking gut some of you that I've succeeded.

And btw, you are a nasty wee back stabber but we can all see you.

Despite being happily married, I quite fancy you in passing and have harmless, but enjoyable, fantasies about you occasionally at home. You’re a great person, too.

But the other two: do some fucking work 😂

😂

Stop messaging me on my days off. I will continue to ignore you.

Dear new woman, I don't care how you used to do things or that you didn't have to do them at all in your last job. You work here now so please stop asking me to justify why I'm asking you to do stuff. I've explained multiple times that our set-up is different and why, and that's why we do things a little differently to what you've been used to. So just get your head down and do as you're asked please.

Turn the fucking heater off before I set fire to your feet. If you're cold in an office where the temperature is 28 degrees then a) put a cardigan on and b) go see a fucking doctor.

I think we’ve worked with the same person! The middle of fucking July and she was blasting a heater out under her desk, giving us this twee little scrunched up face and “But it’s cold!” when we asked her to turn it off.

Grow up, stop throwing a tantrum & speaking to others like they're a piece of dog shit if a mistake is made. You are one nasty bitch at times!

There’s no more yoghurt in that pot!

Oh and stop answering for me, I can answer for myself you interfering old witch

I work with a yoghurt pot scraper too, stop it!!

@thisplaceiscraziness yes it's full of bitterness. None of us are perfect, but lwhat working with assholes, bullies & bitches has done to us all

No

Waste not want not.

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