Something you'd love to say to that one person at work.

[32degrees]

Say it here, see if it helps.

I'll start: you dramatic entitled cow. I am sick to death of your bullshit. Stop threatening to quit, make my year and actually do it.

Fuck right off you fucking imbecile. You have no idea of the stress and heartache you have caused my team, but even if you did know then I doubt you would care you absolute shitwipe. I hope your poor decisions come back to bite you in the arse.

(The last few weeks have been horrific for me / my team in work, normally I’m very easy going and get on with everyone).

I wish we had met before we were both married because you are literally the best person I have ever met and I wish I had the chance to tell you that!

You are a shit senco and letting kids down , how dare you be rude to me when I raise a question, you are mature enough to behave better shame on you

Snap at me again Fuck face and I will
End you

Please retire

Oh and I won the vote so it's customary to congratulate me you sad cow

Shut the fuck up!

This is a team call. Every week we are subjected to your banal commentary on what you've done, are currently doing, or are about to do. It is not relevant TO THE TEAM.

It's cringey, I'm embarrassed for you and it has the absolute opposite effect of what you're hoping for. Your input simply illustrates why you're not progressing and confirms that you are what you absolutely fear you are - mediocre, at best, and a little out of your depth.

grow a fucking backbone and support your team you lily livered asshole

This is an utterly woeful and toxic thread. So much bitterness.

You're new. You don't know what you're doing. 'I my last job' does not have any relevance - this is s different job. I'm here to train you - let me fucking train you. Your need to wave your man dick around is exhausting. Put it away and listen so we can both do our jobs as best we can

*In my last job

Just get to the fucking point man. Going on and on and on about the same shit...... get to the point! We don't want to be in this bloody meeting all day!!!!

For a committed church going Christian you don’t half slag people off behind their back, even have nasty nicknames for their kids and laugh telling them to us.

makes me glad to be an atheist.

You do realise the point of the thread though don’t you?

Yeah, that's the part I like too 😀

I didn’t actually , it’s just so awful to think colleagues think such awful’ awful things about other humans that we spend all day with, then there is the realisation that maybe people think this about me, i’d be mortified.
Ive found it a really confronting thread! I’m probably the subject of some of these comments …

You were a bloody rubbish manager, hypocritical, vainglorious and great at taking the credit. Oh, and that imposter syndrome you used to bang on about? It wasn't a syndrome.

Go on, bugger off to HR, you've been drinking the HR KoolAid for a long time. That department is the perfect fit for someone who's managed to pull the wool over people's eyes for the last twenty years. Here's a quid towards your kitten heels, you cow.

Get off your arse you lazy fucker.

I'm on annual leave, my out of office is on so learn to fucking read, your issue is not that important (it's holiday that you can just resubmit if the request expires but as I'm only off for a couple of days it isn't going to) that it can't wait until I get back so why send me a message when you know I'm on leave.

Oh and learn some manners whilst you're at it, stop speaking to me like you're better than me, I'm you're boss's PA not something on the bottom of your shoe.

Your warned, my bitch switch is on!!!

For God's sake will you put your bloody mobile phone back in your bag and get on with your job.
Oh, and whilst you're at it, put the said phone on silent and DND so it isn't distracting us as well. 🙄😬

Ffs do you ever stop talking? Give it a rest. And no we actually aren't a good team, YOU DON'T EFFING HELP ANYONE ELSE! Lazy cow.

Retire already. You are an absolute sloth and a pathetic unproductive computer-illiterate Luddite. Stop holding onto your position and let the company replace you with someone who will actually work. You could have retired several years ago; what haven't you? Go! Nobody will miss you!

(Yeah, that felt good.)

Also, I love dogs, but I don't want to see any more photos of your aunties manky, fat, yippy little rat just because it got dirty on a walk. News flash, I have my own manky dog.

Please stop saying should of, FFS. It's should have or should've. You're a great person and perfectly intelligent, but that makes you sound so thick.

That little victory you think you’ve scored? If’s called a managed move love. You’ve completely shafted yourself. You will never progress. You are now seen as a dishonest trouble maker. Oh, and all those perks that made the job so attractive to you? They don’t happen in your new role. Oops. I guess you didn’t realise that.
What a shame.

Fuck off and find another training provider. Nothing we do is good enough and I’m sick of your attitude. Perhaps if you employed people capable of doing the job we might actually be able to train them for you.

Please eat with your mouth closed and make an effort not to make so many mouth noises. I swear one day I’m going to explode!