Something you'd love to say to that one person at work.

[32degrees]

Say it here, see if it helps.

I'll start: you dramatic entitled cow. I am sick to death of your bullshit. Stop threatening to quit, make my year and actually do it.

Get off your fucking phone and do some bastard work, and stop telling us how to do our jobs when you can’t even do yours right.

Oh and your sucking up to management ensures you are hated amongst the team - and stop throwing your team mates under the bus.

Keep your bigoted opinions to yourself or even better, leave.

Stay away from me and stop watching me you creepy ableist cunt.

Stop sabotaging my job with the public by sitting with me when drunk and alienating the people I'm talking to.

It's 3 different people, we are all volunteers, and I'm stepping down from some of the commitments because never mind being above my pay grade, I'm not paid at all, so dealing with these three has been shite.

Yes, I do wish you would die. Now fuck off and do it.

Why? A you a dick in work?

’Mate’ stop shouting at people
We all know it’s because you worry whether you’re good enough
We all know you bitch about us over lunch with your mates
Just show us some respect, ask a few questions, and you might learn something

In my 50 minute prep time, I do mot want to know what time you child ate last night, why, what they ate, how they ate it, how much they ate, how long it took them, how you felt about it, what you and your wife said to each other about it and what you each said to the child about it and why.

And I don't need your help with my damn computer either. Bugger off.

Probably, sometimes for sure.
I expect we all are,
or have been at points.

Everyone in my last 2 jobs has been lovely but I had a horrid jobsworth supervisor from my first 'proper' job 15 years ago who found fault with everything I did:

"Remember when you said I didn't have the right personality for this job and should rethink my career plans? It was actually just you being a cunt as I've been in the field 15 years, got my masters and everyone since has liked me so fuck you, you stuck up cow! "

Ah I feel better now 😊

Stop reading the words on you PowerPoint slide - I can read quicker than you can talk!

You are not the victim. Flirting with the men and giving the women the evil eye. We know what you did stealing a vulnerable colleagues inheritance. You’re a thief and a liar and we were all glad you had to leave because you did not feel safe. You should be in jail scumbag.

1/ Thanks for the chocolate you left on my desk when I was having a bad day - it did cheer me up.
2/ We all miss you, and wish your contract hadn't ended

I work with someone similar.

I just want to shout I DON'T CARE

Holy crap 😳

How the hell are you my manager.....

You may have the qualifications but you know shit about the job. I know more than you'll ever know!!! Fuck off and go irritate another company 😤

I will start by saying my own team is ace ! My issue is with HR so my message to them is

stop trying to find issues in my team where there is none . I will not hire a woman just because we went from 5 women in a team of 10 to 3 simply because you think we need more representation, in case you haven’t noticed the 3 top places in the team are women , I’m a woman , we also have a pretty amazing representation of skin colours sexual orientation and citizenship . I will hire whoever I think is the most able for the job and fits the team, this may be a woman a man , a black or white or yellow or a fu*g blue Smurf that is transgender if I think they are the best !

HR are being a pain in it’s hiring a new candidate

Neither of these apply now as I have left but I would’ve loved to say the following

Person 1: Quit hogging all the holidays each side of a Bank Holiday. Other people are entitled to their share of the long weekends. Just because you get in there first DOES NOT MEAN it’s OK. What about sharing and negotiating fairly with your colleagues? ALSO, more than once you have gone off sick when holiday has been denied. People notice. Selfish hag!

Person 2: If you’re off sick for 3 weeks with a UTI, it cannot suddenly turn into ‘Work Related Stress’. You’ve not been here for 3 fucking weeks and when you are here you barely lift a fucking finger you skiving bitch!

I hear you on this one. Our HR are also known for pulling jobs to give a (problem) person first dibs. Errrr, no! Manage them out, don’t keep moving shit around.

You spew pure bullshit for a living.

Stop yelling at the little people in your classroom, in case you hadn't noticed, it doesn't work.

Working every hour of the day and night doesn’t mean you are ‘committed’ or ‘hard working’ , it means you can’t manage the demands of your job in a reasonable timeframe, meaning you have piss poor time management and prioritisation skills. It makes you fucking incompetent. Get a life, you will need one when you retire (you keep promising to, just fucking go!!).

ooohhh that feels better

As our new manager you are a disappointment. I thought standards would improve and you’d root out the time wasters and idiots - the turn chart and documentation forgers. The ones hiding in cupboards rather than doing patient care. I was wrong. You’ve missed the boat now. Same shit different day.
To my trust - despite all the escalation and whistleblowing - those f ing computers still have login problems at times - it’s been a year - I’m writing to the ICO tonight. Took you long enough to take me f ing seriously and begin to investigate - arrogant cunts!

To be fair, this is true of lots of people who are excelling in their role. Sometimes ‘spewing bullshit’ is what the job actually seems to entail. 🫣

You're supposed to be my manager, grow up and stop being a jealous bitch

I wonder if we had the same manager?