Not enough breakfast options!

[Kwasi]

DH trundled into the kitchen this mornings and proceeded to complain about there being nothing for breakfast.

We have:
Regular porridge
Chocolate porridge
Ready Brek
Weetabix
Shreddies
Own brand Rice Krispies (he won’t touch own brand cereal)
Eat Natural wholegrain cereal
Fruit
Bread
Jam
Bacon
Eggs
Smoked salmon

But there’s sod all in the house for breakfast!

YABU: How could anyone be expected to eat any of that shit?
YANBU: Go to the shop 5 doors down and get whatever you fancy!

It was obviously a tongue in cheek joke on a light hearted thread.

He does all of his own meals but I do the shopping.

Sounds like he volunteered himself to do the shopping in future then. He can huff at himself if there is still nothing he fancies. Dud he confirm what mysterious foodstuff he DID fancy?

Which I’ve already acknowledged before you posted this comment 🙂

We cross posted. 🙂

I was feeling sorry for the OP. She started a light hearted thread, made a joke, and it got turned on it's head.

You did acknowledge it.

@CaterhamReconstituted

it was clearly tongue in cheek!

it's all too humourless around here these days!

@Kwasi maybe it's time to swap some jobs & he can do the shopping.

or else, do it together or online & both add what you want.