Which mystery do you want solved.? Very very lighthearted..

[Scaffoldingisugly]

What sort of half - wit designs /manufactures pale cream ddog beds?
Trawling the aisles of a popular pet store for aged creaky ddog-willing to spend as she isn't comfortable in current one (my sofa /chair) Majority have cream interiors.. The bit ddog will put her dirty paws and bumhole on!!

I'd love to know where all my cheese sandwiches disappear to. I make one each morning for my lunch, turn my back and they just vanish into thin air.

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in his memoir, Rory Stewart puts it down to the organic way in which Parliament developed and the incredibly old fashioned idea that an Oxbridge degree fits a gentleman for any job anywhere doncha know. Which may have been true-ish when most of the globe was pink and peasants did what they were told or died and were replaced, but in a modern society is crazy. See also: quality of debate in at PMQs.

But no-one seems able to admit or address the question and so we beat on, borne ceaselessly back into the past. Or something.

There was a big investigation in to dylatov a few years ago which concluded it was an avalanche

I did put the poo bag down yesterday and forgot to pick it up. Thankfully it's still there today

What is this referencing, please?

Someone living in a tiny flat made a thread about having lost her ironing board... I think possibly Miss Marple herself offered up services but it was still never found.

Are we alone in the universe?

Why are things left on the stairs to be taken up to various bedrooms, put away, only visible to me ?

On the same subject, how did Robert Dudley's wife really die? Elizabeth seemed to suspect what really happened as she didn't then marry Dudley.

Have they confirmed it? Last I heard was there was a possibility but nothing was certain.

@Ifimnottheonethenwhydoesmysoufeelbad

Way back in the day a poster lost her ironing board in her living room. It was there one minute and gone the next. Never did turn up. Drove us all crazy with the suggestions

My dd used to nick my favourite clothes when she was a teenager.

Where did my Christmas tree go? Disappeared in 1995,never to be seen again.

Oh yes, this happened to me today. I wasn't even near the entrance.

They turn in to Tupperware lids that don’t fit the tubs.

As well as the ironing board mystery...... the ding dong-y weight things out of another Mnetters Grandfather clock which went missing?

Re: the mystery of the missing socks. I made this to go in our laundry room - just hang up the odd sock until you find its partner!

Oh what a fabulous phrase: "the ding dong-y weight things" - I'm pinching that!

When we moved house I filled an old bean bag cover with odd socks....

Is it male?

PP referred to the dog as 'her' twice, so guessing not male...

I'm a history teacher. I am aware than some colleagues in other schools sadly do this as a unit, whereas excellent work by others focus on the lives of the women based on the superb book 'The Five' by Hallie Ruben hold.

It's the same when at the cinema - all that space and some fucker sits right in front of my seat and reclines theirs. (Or as happened once, they had an argument!)

Many of my things end up with the sheets in the airing cupboard! Try there!!

What happened to Maddie McCann?