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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask what your lighthearted unpopular opinion is?

1000 replies

DoYouBelieveInMagic · 19/02/2024 20:38

Not aibu just intrigued. This thread was done on here ages ago and it was so fun. I have two:

Pasta is gross, I'll eat it but its not delicious as people make it out to be its cold slimy dough.

I'm sure she's nice but Beyonce is overrated.

OP posts:
Snowsp · 20/02/2024 22:54

People don't understand what lighthearted means.

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

JMSA · 20/02/2024 22:58

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

You're just a total fanny.

slore · 20/02/2024 22:59

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ChishiyaBat · 20/02/2024 23:02

Theedgeoftheabyss · 20/02/2024 22:02

It is, actually. It's called taking responsibility for one's actions. With so much information at our fingertips, there are no excuses for ignorance.

Right, ok sure. I will be sure to tell my rescued parrots I am taking responsibility for my actions, I have so much information at my fingertips, I will not be ignorant, which means they'll have to forage for food and water like they would in the wild.
You obviously feel strongly about animal rights, are probably vegan and you seem to hate all pet owners, please keep fighting for the rights if animals because it is important, but not all pet owners are irresponsible.

JMSA · 20/02/2024 23:03

Irregular Choice shoes are HIDEOUS. An eyesore. They belong in a child's dressing up box, not on a grown woman.

Freddoflation · 20/02/2024 23:04

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

The first law of thermodynamics only applies to closed systems. Which doesn't describe the body. You seem to not understand thermodynamics.

Also you absolutely don't understand what lighthearted means.

JMSA · 20/02/2024 23:07

@slore

Better fat than Hitleresque.

ChishiyaBat · 20/02/2024 23:12

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

You are a judgemental prick. I've never been jealous of someone thinner than me in my life&i'm a right fat cunt! So don't tell me what I think! Plus there are health conditions, medications and other factors that cause people to gain weight, it's not all because people sit shovelling cake into their gobs all day, Fuck right off with your absolute bollocks!

blumblumblum · 20/02/2024 23:20

Detest Quentin Tarantino movies and equally 'don't get' The Office.

mommatoone · 20/02/2024 23:21

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

🤣🤣🤣🤣. I think this is one of the funniest things I have read on here!!! 'Thin" aka healthy. 'Fat ' aka unhealthy. Fuck off you prick.

ChristmasTreeMagic · 20/02/2024 23:39

I absolutely detest The Beatles & think John Lennon was an arrogant egotist.

ChishiyaBat · 20/02/2024 23:44

ChristmasTreeMagic · 20/02/2024 23:39

I absolutely detest The Beatles & think John Lennon was an arrogant egotist.

Me too, but if you say you don't like the beatles people look at you like you just took a shit in their cornflakes!

Thementalloadisreal · 20/02/2024 23:54

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

Oh god that’s not just unpopular, nor is it lighthearted, it’s also really very false.

WinkyTinky · 20/02/2024 23:55

@ChishiyaBat my husband just did that. (Different thread.)

ChishiyaBat · 20/02/2024 23:57

@WinkyTinky he ruined your cornflakes?

JumalanTerve · 21/02/2024 04:33

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

This fails both criteria for inclusion in this thread:

  • Not light-hearted
  • Not unpopular, unfortunately

Plus, if you're going to try to pseudoscience your way out of an actual argument, you need to understand the laws you're quoting, which don't apply in this case as the body is not an isolated system

ElderlyPerson · 21/02/2024 05:18

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

And all the hot air you blow must be making a huge contribution to global warming.

NonPlayerCharacter · 21/02/2024 06:39

ChristmasTreeMagic · 20/02/2024 23:39

I absolutely detest The Beatles & think John Lennon was an arrogant egotist.

I love the Beatles, but you're right on the second count. Genius songwriter, talented cartoonist, wit to match Oscar Wilde, absolute arsehole.

willWillSmithsmith · 21/02/2024 07:58

OhNoWhatIf · 20/02/2024 22:19

Most people who comment they only drink twice a year on alcohol threads think they are superior. No, I'm not a problem drinker but I do drink more than that.

My ex became an alcoholic (hence ex) so I’m very sensitive and judgemental about alcoholic. In my eyes anyone who drinks more than one small sherry at Christmas has a raging drink problem😁(I am jesting about the sherry in case anyone takes umbridge)

booktokbear · 21/02/2024 08:01

People who say, "give your head a wobble"

I can't bear that phrase for some irrational reason!

thisiswheretheseagullfliesaway · 21/02/2024 08:03

Threads like these are what makes name changing wrong it would be way more useful seeing who left the gate open at the cunt farm.

Thepeopleversuswork · 21/02/2024 08:13

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

You aren’t nearly as bright as you think you are and almost certainly have disordered eating. You don’t sound at all happy. I would give yourself a little break from the internet if I were you.

Mintyfreshtulips · 21/02/2024 08:15

Mintyfreshtulips · 20/02/2024 09:06

People who run into traffic to cross the road when theres a crossing fifty feet away deserve to be really lighly knocked over to teach them a lesson.

Oh.

a woman got hit by a bus last night, on the road I was thinking of when I wrote this.

Mintyfreshtulips · 21/02/2024 08:17

slore · 20/02/2024 22:54

Overweight women tend to be extremely jealous and resentful of "thin" aka healthy weight women.

Being overweight is a moral failure: in a time of environmental and economic crisis, it shows that you are eating more than your fair share of the world's resources, and putting a needless drain on the NHS. It is gluttony on display for all to see.

There is only one way to get fat, and that is eating too many calories. Everything else is nonsense and violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Edited

I don’t think you understood the OP.

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