Tell me where you work without telling me where you work...

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Hoping to cheer myself up as had a crap week!

So I'll start...

This week so far I got called a fing c**t, had a chair thrown at me, had a book thrown at me and been spat at.

Any guesses what I do for a living?

This week I’ve been freezing. I nearly fell down an empty lift shaft and I just can’t decide between marble or travertine

Civil Servant

My day is spent at my computer, sweating to meet my deadline. A colleague drops by my desk to pass the time of day sometimes, and gets in a quick fumble and a snog. Also brings me coffee without my asking. Sometimes a glass of bubbly in case I might need it. I can get up from my desk from time to time and wander outside, but need to be within earshot of the office phone in case I'm needed. This hot weather, no-one blinks an eye if they see me at the computer in my undies.

Lawyer

Got it.

@Flatulence I will be bane of a sil/dil's existence in due course, no doubt!

Darts referee?

Haha! I know what you do!
So today I’ve heard “i hate coming here” 34433 times and I’ve said “you’re running late” 4445544 times.
Are our jobs linked in some way?

Do you work in corporate hospitality?

Or hotel catering?

Close. Waitrose in fact but am also a farmer so often have to juggle lambing & kidding. This really did happen I knew one of the ewes was having triplets & really did nip home, pull them out wash my hands & back to work.

@Doctorbear - I do at times - I attend MAACE meetings etc with YOS workers - @LauderSyme guessed it!

HMRC call centre

Or librarian?

Wedding planner?

Today I planned a series of videos. met with graphic design software trainers, coded website changes, arranged an event and set up linked in ads. It was a WFH day.

You'll never find a fork only a spoon in the canteen

I am really quiet jealous - I have a real love for sheeps - I with BBC2 would bring back Lambing Live - it was my favourite show - hats off to you - did you manage to get the third to another ewe or will it be a pet lamb (see I am an expert thanks to BBC2!).

Architect.

McDonald’s?

Or you work at Blockbuster Video and you've time travelled here?!

I sit on MACE too. Scares the shit out of me (I have teens).

teacher in secondary?

I have to know human anatomy, what ‘mummy brown’ is, document, market and make my work, but also be thin, ‘starving’ and glamorous. (Failing at the latter post baby)

I just knew the marble and travertine would give me away.

Held all my clients hands for at least an hour while they tell me their deepest darkest secrets 😅

Hedge fund manager