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Kyle Walker

494 replies

Hocuspocusnonsense · 13/01/2024 14:10

Much as I try to advice this kind of ‘news’ it is everywhere atm.

Anyone else reading this news and thinking if he wasn’t a footballer he’d just be a waste of space cock lodger?

I continue to be amazed at what women will tolerate for the sake of money or in the pursuit of fame.

Basically he fathered a child with another woman whilst being married. His wife stood by him. He publicly declared OW was nothing to him. He’s now admitted he’s the father of the OW’s second child. His wife has kicked him out but I wouldn’t be surprised if she takes him back and it seems the OW is doing the pick me dance.

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Vivi0 · 16/01/2024 21:51

InAMess2023 · 16/01/2024 21:48

@Vivi0 wow you've been totally brainwashed haven't you 🤣 are you Lauryn on one of her burner accounts?

How can I be Lauryn Goodman when I’m also Alice Evans and Amber Heard?

I can’t be all three.

Perhaps I’m actually just someone who doesn’t believe in blaming women for the actions of scumbag men.

Vivi0 · 16/01/2024 21:54

Also, everything I’ve posted I read in the court documents. You know, the ones you told me to read. Perhaps you ought to read them (again).

InAMess2023 · 16/01/2024 21:56

@Vivi0 Kyle lied in court 🤣 in the same documents where Lauryn was proved to be a liar. Righto...

I genuinely feel sorry for you if you think Lauryn was any more than a quick shag. And I didn't know you'd been accused of being those other people but interesting there's a pattern...

Kyle is a scumbag but Lauryn is no better. She's utter pond scum

Vivi0 · 16/01/2024 22:06

InAMess2023 · 16/01/2024 21:56

@Vivi0 Kyle lied in court 🤣 in the same documents where Lauryn was proved to be a liar. Righto...

I genuinely feel sorry for you if you think Lauryn was any more than a quick shag. And I didn't know you'd been accused of being those other people but interesting there's a pattern...

Kyle is a scumbag but Lauryn is no better. She's utter pond scum

From the court documents:

the Father declared capital assets of 13.8m and net income of 3.5m. In his written submissions, Mr Hale asserts that in 2020/21, the Father's net income was in fact double this amount, i.e., 7m net.

It is common ground that the parties had a friendly relationship for several years before A was conceived in 2019. I do not need to resolve the factual dispute between the parties as to the duration of their sexual relationship: on any view, it was a short one.

So, they did in fact have a “friendly” relationship for several years before the first child was born. Why would Kyle fly the OW out to Hong Kong, business class, as a paid escort when there would be no shortage of escorts in Hong Kong? There was clearly something going on between them, and it may have been short, but it certainly wasn’t a one night stand.

And I didn't know you'd been accused of being those other people but interesting there's a pattern...

Not interesting in the slightest - I’m just not into blaming women for the actions of scumbag men. It’s a shame so many women still are, though.

Kyle is a scumbag but Lauryn is no better. She's utter pond scum

Again, Kyle was the one in a relationship with three children. He wouldn’t be in this situation if he had just kept his dick in his pants.

InAMess2023 · 16/01/2024 22:08

@Vivi0 ok Lauryn

Aphrodite89 · 16/01/2024 22:46

InAMess2023 · 16/01/2024 19:41

@PinkEasterbunny in that the players flew out some girls, not that the team management did it 🤦🏼‍♀️

I'm a big fan football fan and I've never heard even an inkling of PL players flying women out onto a pre-season tour in recent years. I find it very difficult to believe that this would happen without anyone in the media or random people with smartphone cameras getting hold of it, and considering that these tours generally include a match every 3 days or so, with constant commercial appearances and training in between, I'm extremely skeptical.

In fact, a quick look at Wikipedia says that City played a match in Shanghai 4 days before their match in HK and another in Yokohama 3 days after, so they were likely in HK for 2-3 days at most, one of which would have been the match day. It just doesn't really add up to me.

LadyBird1973 · 17/01/2024 00:46

@murasaki if KW was capable of feeling shame, he wouldn't be in this position in the first place.
Im really not at all surprised he can happily pose with his son, like father of the year!

Mywhoopdeedoo · 17/01/2024 06:25

There’s an insta page called ‘Footballersandwags’ - copies of texts, court documents, all sorts

Mywhoopdeedoo · 17/01/2024 06:26

@Vivi0 and Lauryn had a choice at every step of the way, she is far from innocent

Beezknees · 17/01/2024 07:03

Mywhoopdeedoo · 17/01/2024 06:26

@Vivi0 and Lauryn had a choice at every step of the way, she is far from innocent

None of them are. But the bottom line is if Kyle could keep it in his trousers, none of this would have happened. Lauryn isn't the only woman he has cheated with, she's just the one who happened to get pregnant.

Vivi0 · 17/01/2024 07:19

Mywhoopdeedoo · 17/01/2024 06:26

@Vivi0 and Lauryn had a choice at every step of the way, she is far from innocent

She did. But she didn’t have a spouse and children to consider. Also, she was one of MANY women. Again, Kyle is the problem here.

CormorantStrikesBack · 17/01/2024 07:26

I hope the wife divorces him and takes him for £15million plus ongoing child support. Even if she got less than half of his 30million she’d still be set up for life.

CormorantStrikesBack · 17/01/2024 07:30

Just seen online photos of Kyle and Annie meeting in a car park to hand a child over. Loads of pap shots. What are the chances a pap just happened to be in that car park at that time? I wonder which of the two tipped the press off?

headsamesss · 17/01/2024 07:34

I just read an article with texts from Lauren to a friend saying how she was going to ruin them, and that she would have another go and wouldn't mind baby number 2 with him with laughing emojis. Pretty clear she was always planning to get pregnant a second time
Classy lady

Ponoka7 · 17/01/2024 08:08

Angrycat2768 · 14/01/2024 14:38

Their ex husbands would also be shacked up with some other woman in 5 minutes, probably someone who would get them to marry them, have more kids, reducing the original wags influence, maybe share her kids with some woman who hates her kids because they are taking money away from them, be some washed up ex wag like Lizzie Cundy. They have made their beds and are mire than willing to lie in them.

Lizzie Cuddy married a footballer before the term WAG was invented. That's were women who marry men on high incomes can't win. They'll never earn close and when they do age, even after working they get called washed up (and worse). No she's just aged.

A lot of these women are from deprived WC backgrounds, grew up with a level of abuse in the home etc. They see the women around them live like this, except with very little money. So they change the bit they can, they go for money.

VisionsOfSplendour · 17/01/2024 08:21

CormorantStrikesBack · 17/01/2024 07:30

Just seen online photos of Kyle and Annie meeting in a car park to hand a child over. Loads of pap shots. What are the chances a pap just happened to be in that car park at that time? I wonder which of the two tipped the press off?

I'd say her unless she's being followed which I guess is likely to, in sure there are paps staked outside her house

Mywhoopdeedoo · 17/01/2024 08:43

Vivi0 · 17/01/2024 07:19

She did. But she didn’t have a spouse and children to consider. Also, she was one of MANY women. Again, Kyle is the problem here.

She did have a child to consider this time around and despite all her protestations about what a terrible father KW was she then decided to bring another child into this mess.
They're a pair of utter cunts

InAMess2023 · 17/01/2024 09:06

Aphrodite89 · 16/01/2024 22:46

I'm a big fan football fan and I've never heard even an inkling of PL players flying women out onto a pre-season tour in recent years. I find it very difficult to believe that this would happen without anyone in the media or random people with smartphone cameras getting hold of it, and considering that these tours generally include a match every 3 days or so, with constant commercial appearances and training in between, I'm extremely skeptical.

In fact, a quick look at Wikipedia says that City played a match in Shanghai 4 days before their match in HK and another in Yokohama 3 days after, so they were likely in HK for 2-3 days at most, one of which would have been the match day. It just doesn't really add up to me.

And I'm a big football fan too... but the baby was 100% conceived in Hong Kong. Lauryn herself posted a photo of her flying home from there with the caption 'Mad to believe that my baby was just being made in this picture' or something else ridiculous like that. Apparently Kyle Walker had a whole double life going on and nobody in the media or with a smartphone camera saw any of that did they...

Naptrappedmummy · 17/01/2024 09:52

Mywhoopdeedoo · 17/01/2024 08:43

She did have a child to consider this time around and despite all her protestations about what a terrible father KW was she then decided to bring another child into this mess.
They're a pair of utter cunts

Yep. Waiting for the ‘I feel so used, I was a fool to trust him a second time, it’s because I see the best in people, I will now concentrate on raising awareness about toxic male behaviour and being a single mum’ yada yada

usernother · 17/01/2024 09:59

CormorantStrikesBack · 17/01/2024 07:30

Just seen online photos of Kyle and Annie meeting in a car park to hand a child over. Loads of pap shots. What are the chances a pap just happened to be in that car park at that time? I wonder which of the two tipped the press off?

I can't see it being either of them tbh. I agree that it's likely she was followed by the paps.

Beezknees · 17/01/2024 09:59

Ponoka7 · 17/01/2024 08:08

Lizzie Cuddy married a footballer before the term WAG was invented. That's were women who marry men on high incomes can't win. They'll never earn close and when they do age, even after working they get called washed up (and worse). No she's just aged.

A lot of these women are from deprived WC backgrounds, grew up with a level of abuse in the home etc. They see the women around them live like this, except with very little money. So they change the bit they can, they go for money.

As someone who grew up as a deprived WC woman with a father who spent more time in prison that at home, I really dislike the narrative that we're all helpless, naive and unable to make good decisions. I don't want to be seen as a victim in society and don't think it does us any favours. I did silly things in my teen years but I've grown and matured and wouldn't touch a man like Kyle with a barge pole. And I'm not wealthy either!

usernother · 17/01/2024 10:03

@Vivi0 Perhaps I’m actually just someone who doesn’t believe in blaming women for the actions of scumbag men.

I'm blaming Goodman for her own actions, not Walker's actions.

Ponoka7 · 17/01/2024 17:10

Beezknees · 17/01/2024 09:59

As someone who grew up as a deprived WC woman with a father who spent more time in prison that at home, I really dislike the narrative that we're all helpless, naive and unable to make good decisions. I don't want to be seen as a victim in society and don't think it does us any favours. I did silly things in my teen years but I've grown and matured and wouldn't touch a man like Kyle with a barge pole. And I'm not wealthy either!

And that's great. I also have recovered from my childhood and had a good marriage. However some don't. It's down to a lot of factors. Low self esteem, or low expectations can affect any class, as such, but low achievement in every way is more from the lower tiers of society. I don't like the sneering that goes on. It's interesting because on threads like these it's a free for all. Yet on threads we're the marriage will be messing the children up and posters point it out, they attack those posters. It's like only the middle classes can fuck up their kids. Yet the reasons in their cases are often exceptionally selfish.

lostthelight · 17/01/2024 18:01

Where do you read the court documents from?

Chocladore · 17/01/2024 18:01

The only ones I feel sorry for in this whole sorry mess are the DC!

They have half brothers and sisters and their lives will forever be intertwined, whether they like it or not!