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When the penny drops about dumb things that you should have known!

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malificent7 · 11/01/2024 22:02

For ages I thought there was a poster called Tia. I always used to think it was a bit weird that they would sign their name....not very anonymous. Now I realise it means thanks in advance.
I am 45.

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EarringsandLipstick · 13/01/2024 10:13

NoBinturongsHereMate · 13/01/2024 00:18

And I'm still 1 square short on my 'things I just found out' thread bingo card. Can everyone nip over to Google maps and check they know where the Falklands are?

😂

That is something I had to 'learn' as an adult, in a conversation like this one.

EarringsandLipstick · 13/01/2024 10:14

tolerable · 13/01/2024 01:44

Stars are there.ALL the time....even in the daytime
YOU only see them,when its dark.
(ds2 crushed me with this_on way home from school,he was 6)
i was not

Ah come on. Where would you think they'd be?

EarringsandLipstick · 13/01/2024 10:16

SinnerBoy · 13/01/2024 05:45

I thought that the Falkland Islands were on the West Coast of Scotland, when they were invaded, but I was 11 at the time. Most people hadn't heard of them at the time and they are named after Falkland.

Oh ok. That wasn't my error, I was just bad at Geography (and Irish, so the Falklands war wasn't as pertinent) but I never thought they were near Scotland.

EarringsandLipstick · 13/01/2024 10:19

I've heard 'biopic' pronounced both ways.

Grannyd47 · 13/01/2024 10:21

My mother was called Ursula & her best friend used to call her "Little Bear"

Brahumbug · 13/01/2024 10:26

My sister thought that in the picture 'The Scream', that it was the person in the picture screaming, not that they have heard the scream. She took some convincing.😁

littlesandcircles · 13/01/2024 10:35

I had a friend who thought the word for biopsy was actually autopsy. Only discovered this when she had a suspicious lump, the doctor referred her for more tests and she told me she 'had to have an autopsy'.

I started giggling thinking she was joking but she was serious. When I explained she was a bit mortified as she'd thought that for years.

HarpyRampant · 13/01/2024 10:52

EarringsandLipstick · 13/01/2024 10:16

Oh ok. That wasn't my error, I was just bad at Geography (and Irish, so the Falklands war wasn't as pertinent) but I never thought they were near Scotland.

As an Irish ten year old, the Falklands War was chiefly significant for featuring in the very beginning of The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, where his father leaps out of bed at news of the invasion, thinking the Falklands were off the coast of Scotland, and the Moles look them up on a map and can’t find them until they’re discovered under a crumb of fruitcake (I think).

I’ve never quite managed to take them out of the mental category of ‘literary reference’, like Frank Bough, Selina Scott and other unfamiliar British references.

Crispsandwichrock · 13/01/2024 11:00

ErrolTheDragon · 13/01/2024 09:33

Well, why would anyone think the U.K. felt they had a claim to some islands near Argentina?

Er, a long history of exploration and colonisation? Whereas I can't imagine why anyone would think it more likely that Argentina would lay claim to some islands off the Scottish coast in the late 20th century.

Well, quite!
I wonder do people also struggle to understand why Spanish is the language spoken in so much of South America!
(claiming no superiority; I've been educated about lots of things on this thread. But some things you can work out with a bit of logic).

PigletJohn · 13/01/2024 11:15

Falkland is in Scotland. It is about 20 miles from Dunfermline.

The islands were named after Lord Falkland, who was prominent in the government or the navy or something at the time.

ErrolTheDragon · 13/01/2024 11:35

Well, that's how you think. Not everyone is the same.

Clearly.Grin
And a lot of the time with some of these misconceptions - well, there are the 'unknown unknowns', but a lot of the time people (myself included) just haven't really thought about it.

determinedtomakethiswork · 13/01/2024 11:42

Brahumbug · 13/01/2024 10:26

My sister thought that in the picture 'The Scream', that it was the person in the picture screaming, not that they have heard the scream. She took some convincing.😁

I didn't know that!

PigletJohn · 13/01/2024 11:55

determinedtomakethiswork · 13/01/2024 11:42

I didn't know that!

I don't think it is widely known.

You wouldn't guess it from the picture and title.

DerekFaker · 13/01/2024 12:05

EarringsandLipstick · 13/01/2024 10:19

I've heard 'biopic' pronounced both ways.

It's definitely 'bio-pic'. It's a contraction of 'biographical picture'.

Sauvblanctime · 13/01/2024 12:06

I only realised last week that Roxanne (the song) is about sex workers 🙈

I’m 41 🤣

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 13/01/2024 12:07

Duckingella · 13/01/2024 02:58

Probably not something I should have known but certainly explains it.

Last summer I visited a national trust property;in it there was a raised area over the main living area that was a "sleeping shelf".

Apparently the unmarried women and older girls in a household were supposed to sleep there together to protect their virtue.

The term "left on the shelf" comes from when they were married later than normal or not at all therefore they were still on the sleeping shelf.

I only found that out fairly recently too - in a NT property in Tintagel. IIRC it was The Old Post Office.

Roiesin57 · 13/01/2024 13:16

I've just seen I've got a brand new combine harvester by the Wurzels on Mtv this morning. It's taken me until the grand old age of 59 to realise what the opening line "I drove my tractor through your haystack last night" probably meant 😅

DerekFaker · 13/01/2024 13:36

Roiesin57 · 13/01/2024 13:16

I've just seen I've got a brand new combine harvester by the Wurzels on Mtv this morning. It's taken me until the grand old age of 59 to realise what the opening line "I drove my tractor through your haystack last night" probably meant 😅

Ooh-err missus!

Rockybooboo · 13/01/2024 14:27

I overheard a colleague A say another colleague B had camel toe. I asked colleague B if her foot was any better? I can't say anymore as it makes me cringe so bad.

Rockybooboo · 13/01/2024 14:31

Roiesin57 · 13/01/2024 13:16

I've just seen I've got a brand new combine harvester by the Wurzels on Mtv this morning. It's taken me until the grand old age of 59 to realise what the opening line "I drove my tractor through your haystack last night" probably meant 😅

Oh I didn't spot that one either.

TheShellBeach · 13/01/2024 14:36

OhBabyNoBaby · 11/01/2024 22:34

Ohh this mistake was in a film or a tv show too but in reverse!!

Googled, and it’s called Inside Man on Netflix with Stanley Tucci, was brilliant! X

Eh?

Brahumbug · 13/01/2024 14:51

@Rockybooboo

I overheard a colleague A say another colleague B had camel toe. I asked colleague B if her foot was any better? I can't say anymore as it makes me cringe so bad.

Oh come on, do tell😁🤣

Marinerscove · 13/01/2024 14:57

I am crying reading this thread! TIA x

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 13/01/2024 15:05

Crispsandwichrock · 13/01/2024 08:54

But but... why would anyone think Argentina felt they had a claim to some islands of the coast of Scotland?

If you didn't know the history, you would just as reasonably ask why the UK claims some islands of the coast of Argentina.

TheShellBeach · 13/01/2024 15:09

Geppili · 12/01/2024 02:21

My lovely15 year old recently proudly announced he was excited to be starting the first of his English GCSE set tests: a Gothic tale of horror: Jaqueline Hyde. 🤣

Eh?

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