Quite a few songs, where I only found out I'd been mishearing them when I read the lyrics. E.g. 'Forever in Blue Jeans' is just that, and not a song about a trendy spiritual leader called Reverend Blue Jeans. Simon and Garfunkel's 'The Boxer' had squandered his resistance for a pocketful of mumbles, not a pocketful of marbles. And in Mud's song 'Tiger Feet', the lines
'Alright, that's right, that's right, that's right
That's right I really love your tiger light
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat
I really love your tiger feet, I really love your tiger feet.
are not
'Alright, that's right, that's right, that's right
That's right I know your dire life.
Not me, not me, not me, not me
I know your diary, I know your diary'
which I interpreted as meaning that her diary was full of dates with other men.