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When the penny drops about dumb things that you should have known!

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malificent7 · 11/01/2024 22:02

For ages I thought there was a poster called Tia. I always used to think it was a bit weird that they would sign their name....not very anonymous. Now I realise it means thanks in advance.
I am 45.

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RichardMarxisinnocent · 12/01/2024 08:13

KeeefBurtain · 12/01/2024 07:27

it’s not ‘good tidings we bring, to you and your king’
which is what I’ve been singing since forever

I've just had to Google to find out what the lyric actually is. I've also been singing king.

ohdamnitjanet · 12/01/2024 08:14

HangingOver · 12/01/2024 01:26

It took me a while to realise that a 'miniseries' is a mini series. I was pronouncing it in my head as 'min-is-eries' and thinking 'what the hell is that?'

Lol this is me and Portakabin. Which for some reason my brain reads "port-AKA-bin". Not "Port, a, Cabin".

I thought it was just short for portable cabin

SpicyNoodleSoup · 12/01/2024 08:14

I was in my mid 20's when I twigged that Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh was the phonetic spelling of the sound a donkey makes.

christmassausages · 12/01/2024 08:17

I realised just before this Christmas, driving to Tesco, that Grandma actually died when she got run over by the reindeer. I thought she was in hospital recovering. I am 52.

Mirabai · 12/01/2024 08:18

HidingFromDD · 12/01/2024 08:06

Dogs also bleed when in season. And you can get doggy nappies specifically to protect furniture.

This is true. But again it’s not from shedding of the endometrial lining as in menses, it’s released from the cervix along with mucous.

ohdamnitjanet · 12/01/2024 08:19

Giggorata · 12/01/2024 02:41

I was surprisingly old when I realised that misled wasn't pronounced “mizzled”.

I only found this out in the last year or two when Alan Davies said exactly the same on QI, we’re not alone!

Winnading · 12/01/2024 08:19

TheSilentSister · 12/01/2024 00:46

I've never worked out what HiFi stands for. Yep, I know it's a sound system but what?

Likely answered by now
High fidelity.

High quality reproduction of sound.

Clawdy · 12/01/2024 08:19

"You've got another thing coming".......someone told me it is actually "another think coming". Had no idea.

Mumof2NDers · 12/01/2024 08:22

Mapletreelane · 11/01/2024 23:07

I was 43 years old when I found out red, yellow and green peppers are only different colours as they are at different stages of ripeness. And not necessarily different types of pepper. Like tomatoes (which I knew ). Hence green peppers are so bitter as they are not ripe.

I was today years old when I found that out!!
Every days a school day

Manzana · 12/01/2024 08:23

ItsBeenRaining · 11/01/2024 23:47

Bit random but....

Old street lamps were unused cannons from the wars, rolled out and lengthened to become steet lighting.

also off topic, but some estates near Borough, London have WW2 stretchers as fencing

ToDoListAddict · 12/01/2024 08:27

Justawaterformeplease · 12/01/2024 00:50

I was in my late thirties and in the middle of teaching a class of teenagers when I realised that mommy wasn’t having a torrid affair with Santa Claus.

My husband was the same! 🤣🤣🤣
Only a few Christmas's ago we were listening to the song and he said, imagine what would have happened if her husband caught her!
Had to explain through my laughter that Santa was her husband 🤣🤣🤣

theDudesmummy · 12/01/2024 08:27

I'd see HTH at the end of posts here, and, realising these would often be posts with a sarcastic or exasperated tone, was reading it as a sort of "huff" sound intended to convey annoyance. I only found out about 2 years ago, and I still hear the huffing in my head when I read it...

TheGhostILoveTheMost · 12/01/2024 08:31

In the past few years I've come to learn that narwhals are real and not mythical creatures.

Birds do not sleep in nests like beds

PriOn1 · 12/01/2024 08:31

I just had to look up HTH - hope this helps for anyone else who doesn’t know…

Catpuke · 12/01/2024 08:32

When I was a child I thought the program, the last of the summer wine was actually called the summer wine and by sheer coincidence I kept catching the last episode of the series.

Aposterhasnoname · 12/01/2024 08:36

UniversityOfMissedOpportunities · 11/01/2024 23:15

😧😱😰

Hm are you sure about that? I'm rethinking the whole rhyme now. I know most nursery rhymes mean something completely obscure but If a little piggy can have roast beef then why can't it go shopping?

The roast beef eating pig is being fattened up.

theDudesmummy · 12/01/2024 08:36

@PriOn1 LOL!

Silverbirchtwo · 12/01/2024 08:37

TheSilentSister · 12/01/2024 00:46

I've never worked out what HiFi stands for. Yep, I know it's a sound system but what?

High fidelity, faithful reproduction of the original sound (supposedly).

Rhumba · 12/01/2024 08:38

Auntieobem · Today 07:49

This is a bit niche. On the A90 to Aberdeen there's a sign post to the Grassic Gibbon centre. Every time I drove past it I would think how fab it was to have a gibbon centre relatively near us and would plan for when to take the kids there.

Turns out it's not monkeys. Kids would have been very disappointed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Grassic_Gibbon

You obvs never had to do sunset song for English higher!!

BuildingAShepherdsHuts · 12/01/2024 08:38

SinnerBoy · 11/01/2024 22:36

BadNewsBelle · Today 22:09

Driving through ROI and wondering why there were SO many roads leading to 'Amach', thought this town must be pretty accessible from everywhere before copping on that 'amach' in Irish means 'exit'

Similarly, I drove from Berlin up to the Baltic coast and wondered where the huge town of Ausfahrt was and why I'd never heard of it.

And a colleague, who asked for help from a copper. He couldn't find his car abut it was on Eingangstrasse.

.... One way street!

The first time I went to Vienna I spent all my time going into the men's toilets.

Because I thought 'Herren' meant 'for her'.

I did German up until year 11 too. Hmm

fibeee · 12/01/2024 08:39

Hereifyouneed · 12/01/2024 06:59

That we are all born with all the teeth we will ever have. Google 'x-ray of baby skull' and don't thank me for it 😬

😱 thanks for the nightmares!

EVHead · 12/01/2024 08:41

theDudesmummy · 12/01/2024 08:27

I'd see HTH at the end of posts here, and, realising these would often be posts with a sarcastic or exasperated tone, was reading it as a sort of "huff" sound intended to convey annoyance. I only found out about 2 years ago, and I still hear the huffing in my head when I read it...

My brain was always trying to turn it into something like “HRH” but I just couldn’t get it to work. 😁

BirthdayRainbow · 12/01/2024 08:41

TheSilentSister · 12/01/2024 00:46

I've never worked out what HiFi stands for. Yep, I know it's a sound system but what?

High fidelity.

CMOTDibbler · 12/01/2024 08:41

When I was a child we used to go and visit my great aunt who lived near Hampton Court. The girls who she childminded/ babysat told me lots about the maze there, how people got stuck in it, how it was so hard to get out of. And I could only imagine it to be like quicksand. When we eventually went there, the hedges were a sore disappointment

EVHead · 12/01/2024 08:43

In my first job post-uni in 1989 I couldn’t understand why the computing support guy put colon dash close bracket after his name on emails. :-)

I thought it must be some geeky programming language thing. 🙂

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