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To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?

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ChoccyOrangeYum · 31/12/2023 23:14

A couple of years ago I walked the dog on a local field. I know nothing about birds but I was later told it was their breeding season.

Anyway we must have got too close to their nests as they suddenly started flying around irrationally, making a hell of a racket screaming etc and then started dive bombing the dog. The dog thought this was fun so started chasing the crows. All hell broke loose basically and we were suddenly surrounded by crows going mental. We made a quick exit!!

I left it a few days then took the dog back on the field but after speaking to locals about the crows I stayed away from the back of the field (where they’re breeding) and kept dog in lead. As soon as we stepped on the field the noise started up again and the crows appeared and started dive bombing again! There was someone else on the field with a dog who the crows were totally ignoring!

We left and after a bit of research I found that crows remember faces and don’t forgive easily 😬 so we didn’t go back on.

A whole year later we went back on assuming the old crows won’t be there anymore but we were on there 5 minutes before it all started again. These birds are not bothering anyone else on the field, just me!!

Anyway my neighbour has suggested we go for a walk in the field tomorrow morning but I’m shit scared of the birds. Will they still go for me if I don’t have the dog?! Will they ever move on from the incident 2 years ago or am I banned from the field for life?!

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Somatosensational · 10/01/2024 13:35

Upward peckers is half the problem

FizzingAda · 10/01/2024 14:00

It is sad when predation happens. We have sparrow hawks that regularly take small birds, how we would all be up to our neck in blue tits if there were no,predators. And however horrible some animals seem, they're nothing like as awful as Homo sapiens.

chaosmaker · 10/01/2024 15:37

And sadly for everything else on the planet, we have offed our own predators and now are killing all the other stuff (including ourselves but probably too slowly to be of benefit)

Emotionalsupportviper · 10/01/2024 16:11

Somatosensational · 10/01/2024 11:31

It’s the penis. Ducks are one of the few birds to have a penis. Other birds are much more civilised. The penis is the root of all evil.

That's right!

Twats!

Emotionalsupportviper · 10/01/2024 16:13

Whydowomendothistothemselves · 10/01/2024 13:09

@Emotionalsupportviper Keep your pecker up, lovely, NABALT (not all birds are like that). Just the be-penised ones.

Seriously though, I cannot be doing with rapist otters. WTAF? Nature is so very cruel.

I'll desperately hang onto NABALT.

There is little enough to grasp to keep our sanity . . .

Namechange4448830938489 · 10/01/2024 16:25

We can all get one. This popped up on my FB today - is my iPhone linked to the crows?

To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?
Whydowomendothistothemselves · 10/01/2024 16:47

That's remarkable! They are mimics too? Is there no end to their (scary) talents?

Whatever you do, don't look up "human scarecrow" on Youtube. I fear this is OP's fate 😱

Mothership4two · 10/01/2024 16:52

I once said "hello" to a chough at Birdworld (I think) and got a shock when it said "hello" right back.

Tilllly · 10/01/2024 17:36

We're nearly full up on here!

RumNotRun · 10/01/2024 17:39

This thread has taken a dark turn! We've gone from clever corvids recognising people and bringing presents, to bird and animal rape, pillaging, and murder.

Emotionalsupportviper · 10/01/2024 18:05

Somatosensational · 10/01/2024 17:44

A crow (or raven?) to lighten the mood

Doesn't look big enough for a raven - they are MASSIVE.

Aussie ravens may be smaller, though, so I don't know.

It was a lovely little video, though.

I would like to state, though, that Walter is a pigeon's name.

A Raven should be called "Quoth".

Probably. Grin

Somatosensational · 10/01/2024 18:08

Or Edgar, at the very least. I agree, it's a crow. I don't know how she can shut the door on his little beak.

NewtonPulsifer · 10/01/2024 18:09

Before this thread fills up, let’s take a moment to remember Choccy (may she RIP). Thanks all for the laughs and Corvid info.

Emotionalsupportviper · 10/01/2024 18:12

Callipygion · 10/01/2024 17:55

@Emotionalsupportviper this is especially for you. A mouse tidying up a man’s shed.Tidy Mouse

I almost "squeeeeed"!

Thank you for this lovely bit of film.

Emotionalsupportviper · 10/01/2024 18:14

Somatosensational · 10/01/2024 18:08

Or Edgar, at the very least. I agree, it's a crow. I don't know how she can shut the door on his little beak.

Yes - Edgar would be suitable.

Even for a crow.

Edgar Allan Crow has a ring to it.

And I would have him sitting on a perch in the living room watching telly and eating crisps with me, even if it cost me a fortune in newspapers to cover the floor.

Emotionalsupportviper · 10/01/2024 18:15

NewtonPulsifer · 10/01/2024 18:09

Before this thread fills up, let’s take a moment to remember Choccy (may she RIP). Thanks all for the laughs and Corvid info.

<bows head>

May she rest in pieces.

SO long, @ChoccyOrangeYum . And thanks for all the crows.

Itsholly · 10/01/2024 18:20

Crows can remember faces (aka hold a grudge). A group of scientists conducted a study in which they wore masks while capturing and banding groups of crows. The crows learned to recognize the mask as a danger and would scold the person in the mask upon encountering them. Crows that hadn't encountered the mask started scolding as well. Over a five year period, the scolding doubled in frequency and spread almost a mile from the place of origin. Read more about this study on social learning in American Crow

Branster · 10/01/2024 21:05

NewtonPulsifer · 10/01/2024 18:09

Before this thread fills up, let’s take a moment to remember Choccy (may she RIP). Thanks all for the laughs and Corvid info.

Amen to that
I'm certain those crows are very fond if chocolate.

Whydowomendothistothemselves · 10/01/2024 23:08

I have nominated this lovely thread for classics x

NewtonPulsifer · 10/01/2024 23:57

Whydowomendothistothemselves · 10/01/2024 23:08

I have nominated this lovely thread for classics x

Me too @Whydowomendothistothemselves

It has been a joy.

LauderSyme · 11/01/2024 01:43

@Whydowomendothistothemselves and @NewtonPulsifer thank you for that, heartily thirded here 🤗

I have genuinely been noticing more crows living near me. Am sure they were always there but I've been touched by the Choccy effect. Am hearing the Tango ad strapline, "You know when you've been Choccy'd".

I predict bits of this thread will live rent free in my head forevermore...

Mothership4two · 11/01/2024 03:49

As we are talking about crows. We had a crow in my neighbourhood for about 10 years that had a weird call that sounded like a cross between a seal and a squeaky dog toy - everyone was quite fond of it. I also had a crow that had trained me to put a titbit out for it when it came and sat in our apple tree calling to me. Sadly last year we had bird flu in our area and they both disappeared. We still get crows in our garden but they are a lot more nervous of us than those two.

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