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To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?

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ChoccyOrangeYum · 31/12/2023 23:14

A couple of years ago I walked the dog on a local field. I know nothing about birds but I was later told it was their breeding season.

Anyway we must have got too close to their nests as they suddenly started flying around irrationally, making a hell of a racket screaming etc and then started dive bombing the dog. The dog thought this was fun so started chasing the crows. All hell broke loose basically and we were suddenly surrounded by crows going mental. We made a quick exit!!

I left it a few days then took the dog back on the field but after speaking to locals about the crows I stayed away from the back of the field (where they’re breeding) and kept dog in lead. As soon as we stepped on the field the noise started up again and the crows appeared and started dive bombing again! There was someone else on the field with a dog who the crows were totally ignoring!

We left and after a bit of research I found that crows remember faces and don’t forgive easily 😬 so we didn’t go back on.

A whole year later we went back on assuming the old crows won’t be there anymore but we were on there 5 minutes before it all started again. These birds are not bothering anyone else on the field, just me!!

Anyway my neighbour has suggested we go for a walk in the field tomorrow morning but I’m shit scared of the birds. Will they still go for me if I don’t have the dog?! Will they ever move on from the incident 2 years ago or am I banned from the field for life?!

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Emotionalsupportviper · 02/01/2024 18:03

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 02/01/2024 17:15

It's pictured on here:

Thank you @Vegemiteandhoneyontoast - I love Pratchett's Discworld. I'll have to have a trawl.

SpicyMoth · 02/01/2024 18:20

-EDIT; Image didn't attach :'(-

Emotionalsupportviper · 02/01/2024 18:21

itsnotmeitsu · 02/01/2024 17:31

Corvoids have been known to produce paintings. I know somebody who has one of their 'pictures'. Perhaps the OP is too busy posing for the crows.

I hope she keeps her clothes on!

She'll catch her death in this weather!

SpicyMoth · 02/01/2024 18:22

OP has become their Queen.
All hail Choccy!

To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?
Emotionalsupportviper · 02/01/2024 18:23

SpicyMoth · 02/01/2024 18:22

OP has become their Queen.
All hail Choccy!

Better than getting et, I suppose - but I'd miss the dog, personally.

magnitude100 · 02/01/2024 18:50

I just read a thread were someone met a staggering (possibly drunk) woman on a field and then stumbling into the forest. There was an elderly Russian man following her. He was on his phone speaking Russian. I hope this was not OP? 😧

NewYearNewPyjamas · 02/01/2024 18:52

magnitude100 · 02/01/2024 18:50

I just read a thread were someone met a staggering (possibly drunk) woman on a field and then stumbling into the forest. There was an elderly Russian man following her. He was on his phone speaking Russian. I hope this was not OP? 😧

Edited

😂😂😂

coconutpie · 02/01/2024 18:53

OP still not back??!! OP has definitely been taken out by the crows Sad

Helendegenerate · 02/01/2024 19:05

I've thought of another pun but darent say it.

Where do crows go for a social drink and to meet their friends?

😮

lollipoprainbow · 02/01/2024 19:09

Helendegenerate · 02/01/2024 19:05

I've thought of another pun but darent say it.

Where do crows go for a social drink and to meet their friends?

😮

A 'crowcial' club ?

lollipoprainbow · 02/01/2024 19:10


Maybe we need the crow man on the case ?!

Helendegenerate · 02/01/2024 19:17

@lollipoprainbow

A Crowbar !!🐦🐦💣

lollipoprainbow · 02/01/2024 19:19

Helendegenerate · 02/01/2024 19:17

@lollipoprainbow

A Crowbar !!🐦🐦💣

😂😂😂😂

Calliopespa · 02/01/2024 19:28

NewYearNewPyjamas · 02/01/2024 18:52

😂😂😂

She’s been turned into an old crow-ne

Somatosensational · 02/01/2024 19:37

These puns are getting a bit crowded

Calliopespa · 02/01/2024 19:53

Somatosensational · 02/01/2024 19:37

These puns are getting a bit crowded

Perhaps she’s being held in escrow until more cheese is proffered.

Emotionalsupportviper · 02/01/2024 19:55

Helendegenerate · 02/01/2024 19:05

I've thought of another pun but darent say it.

Where do crows go for a social drink and to meet their friends?

😮

Crowbar?

EDIT= bollox. Should have read further on. Was beaten to it.

Calliopespa · 02/01/2024 20:15

Come on OP. Time to fess up …

Doone22 · 02/01/2024 20:46

Try a shotgun

VestPantsandSocks · 02/01/2024 20:57

OP - are you safe?!

Inastatus · 02/01/2024 21:04

Think she’s crowked it ☹️

Sportbilly79 · 02/01/2024 21:21

LuckyCharmz · 31/12/2023 23:15

Have you considered wearing a disguise? Moustache and glasses for example?

🤣🤣

HamstersAreMyLife · 02/01/2024 21:25

Well this was a terrifying read in light of OP's disappearance!

seethebrightside · 02/01/2024 21:58

I'm worried the thread will fill up and then we won't be able to get a response from OP!

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