To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?

[ChoccyOrangeYum]

A couple of years ago I walked the dog on a local field. I know nothing about birds but I was later told it was their breeding season.

Anyway we must have got too close to their nests as they suddenly started flying around irrationally, making a hell of a racket screaming etc and then started dive bombing the dog. The dog thought this was fun so started chasing the crows. All hell broke loose basically and we were suddenly surrounded by crows going mental. We made a quick exit!!

I left it a few days then took the dog back on the field but after speaking to locals about the crows I stayed away from the back of the field (where they’re breeding) and kept dog in lead. As soon as we stepped on the field the noise started up again and the crows appeared and started dive bombing again! There was someone else on the field with a dog who the crows were totally ignoring!

We left and after a bit of research I found that crows remember faces and don’t forgive easily 😬 so we didn’t go back on.

A whole year later we went back on assuming the old crows won’t be there anymore but we were on there 5 minutes before it all started again. These birds are not bothering anyone else on the field, just me!!

Anyway my neighbour has suggested we go for a walk in the field tomorrow morning but I’m shit scared of the birds. Will they still go for me if I don’t have the dog?! Will they ever move on from the incident 2 years ago or am I banned from the field for life?!

All we really know is that the OP and possibly her husband are being very cagey.

Sorry again. 🐦🐤🐦

I'm worried too. Hope op is ok

I'm going to bet this thread was complete made up by the op.

This is a possibility.

I bet it's not on the news as I bet there a corvid out there who has something on someone high up in the press.

Probably a Jay. They are quiet flashy sorts.

Oh gosh! hope goes ok

@decionsdecisions62

Entirely possible. She's certainly stopped squawking that's for sure.

Such a weird thread.

Alas we will carrion regardless

Same thing happened to Madonna a few years back and she hasn't been the same since.

😂

I think we have been led on a wild goose chase of sorts.

Oh dear… that’s… I can’t decide whether it’s brilliant, awful, or both! 😂

😂😂😂

OP's been robin' us blind

Stone the crows !

Maybe she went out raven afterwards and is too hungover to update

Went out raven! 🤣

I can't believe no update! As soon as I remembered this thread today I flew straight as the crow flies to mumsnet to learn OP's fate.

C'mon @ChoccyOrangeYum , comic timing is one thing (and if you did make this all up, at least you provoked an eggcellent thread) but this is beyond a yolk now.

Why would someone invent such a specifically unusual story? Please come back OP and fabricate an equally entertaining conclusion for us if you have to!

She announced to the crows that she needed two dozen of them for a pie.......there is no coming back from that.

How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

Love some of these jokes

🎧🎶We're squawking in the air . . .
we're cawing in
the rain-filled sky...
the people far below
are shrieking as we fly

          We're holding very tight
          We're never letting <strong>Chocky</strong> go
          The source of all the cheese
          Suspended in the breeze
          Be warned the rest of you...  🎶

🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is the best thread.

Lots of crow-related information

Lots of fun

Nobody being snarky with anyone else

An Air of Mystery worthy of the Golden Age of Crime Fiction . . .

I'm loving every minute of it.